Ask Punk Natsu

Punk Natsu is a modern day AU Natsu. He is 18, turning 19, with a shady past, but looking to move on. He may seem annoyed by it, but he's grown to love attention! (More about this AU in "About")

[ask-punk-natsu]

Ah, the ask box is open. My chance. How is it going?

“It’s been kinda quiet lately. Can’t say I mind, gives me time to write more songs”

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

THAT’S RIGHT GUYS IT’S HERE. I wonder how many of you forgot this existed, lol

co-author: @nothingbutwordsstuff

[ask-punk-natsu]

(I did some art of PWC after so long! you’re welcome)

[ask-punk-natsu]

Yo, Natsu. I got a message from Death aNDBEFOREYOUPOINTTHATSCARYKNIFEOFYOURSATMEJUSTHEARMEOUT. He says he has something important to say. I dunno; he's been cranky lately so it's best to let him say what he wants to say. o-o" Yeah...I'mma go. *flees*

Me: Something tells me he’s not so eager to meet Death again…

Natsu: I WILL KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER SO DEAD THEY’LL NEED TO HIRE ANOTHER DEATH.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Well, somebody’s in a stand-up mood today, isn’t he? Death threats even before I can get a word out. How wonderfully kind of you, boy~

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu: SAYS THE GUY WHO FUCKING TORTURED ME. You’re in no position to be throwing sass at me! Don’t make me get AoH again.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Won’t even hear me out? It’s not like I’m going to do anything to you.

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… Fine. But one toe out of line and that’s it.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Much appreciated~ I’ll be on my best behavior, but you’re free to punish me yourself if I start getting naughty~

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… Okay now that’s just blantant flirting. Also, didn’t know you were into that kinda thing. So ew.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: …Hm. Thought you of all people would appreciate masochism. I suppose that’s not going to work.

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… *Cough and looks away* I-I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *notices dat muahaha* Oh, my; looks like somebody is hiding a secret~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: s-secret…?! I’m-!! *Huffs* did you just come here to mess with me or what?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *dat grin though, hahahaha he knoooows noooow* Oh, no. I actually do have an important matter to discuss with you; believe it or not~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: well that’s a shocker. Well, out with it then

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: I would like to negotiate a possible apology.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: … *Eyes wide cuz shock* er, um… Apologize?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *raises eyebrow* Or…would you rather not?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: oh no that’s… Fine I think?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: …You “think”?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Hey, this caught me off guard, okay?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Yes, can’t blame you. No one would have ever dreamed that Death of all people would be in any strait of mind to apologize for its wrongdoing.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Well, to be fair, AoH is very terrifying when he wants to be.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Funnily enough, he has absolutely nothing to do with this.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Wait you’re… Apologizing… Because you want to…?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Aha, there it is. The disbelief. *dat heavy sigh* Yes, I am.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Well I… Wow that’s cool of you actually

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: I appreciate the sentiment. *crosses arms* So?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Oh, um… Apology accepted…?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Oh, excellent~ Thank you very much, boy~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Yeah um… No problem…?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: I believe that concludes our business…ah, but I must show gratitude as you humans do…

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu:… Are you asking for a hug?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Excuse me, sir, I have standards. An utmost in courtesy, if you will; something that I’ve picked up from human customs that occur between two that have friendly relations. A hug is simply too casual in my opinion. *leans in for yes, kiss of death, haha, laugh* And that should do; thank you for your time, boy~ *aaand he goes poof*

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: ..... I feel like this was just a huge excuse to kiss me 😐

[ask-punk-natsu]

Yo, Natsu. I got a message from Death aNDBEFOREYOUPOINTTHATSCARYKNIFEOFYOURSATMEJUSTHEARMEOUT. He says he has something important to say. I dunno; he's been cranky lately so it's best to let him say what he wants to say. o-o" Yeah...I'mma go. *flees*

Me: Something tells me he’s not so eager to meet Death again…

Natsu: I WILL KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER SO DEAD THEY’LL NEED TO HIRE ANOTHER DEATH.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Well, somebody’s in a stand-up mood today, isn’t he? Death threats even before I can get a word out. How wonderfully kind of you, boy~

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu: SAYS THE GUY WHO FUCKING TORTURED ME. You’re in no position to be throwing sass at me! Don’t make me get AoH again.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Won’t even hear me out? It’s not like I’m going to do anything to you.

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… Fine. But one toe out of line and that’s it.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Much appreciated~ I’ll be on my best behavior, but you’re free to punish me yourself if I start getting naughty~

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… Okay now that’s just blantant flirting. Also, didn’t know you were into that kinda thing. So ew.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: …Hm. Thought you of all people would appreciate masochism. I suppose that’s not going to work.

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… *Cough and looks away* I-I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *notices dat muahaha* Oh, my; looks like somebody is hiding a secret~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: s-secret…?! I’m-!! *Huffs* did you just come here to mess with me or what?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *dat grin though, hahahaha he knoooows noooow* Oh, no. I actually do have an important matter to discuss with you; believe it or not~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: well that’s a shocker. Well, out with it then

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: I would like to negotiate a possible apology.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: … *Eyes wide cuz shock* er, um… Apologize?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *raises eyebrow* Or…would you rather not?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: oh no that’s… Fine I think?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: …You “think”?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Hey, this caught me off guard, okay?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Yes, can’t blame you. No one would have ever dreamed that Death of all people would be in any strait of mind to apologize for its wrongdoing.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Well, to be fair, AoH is very terrifying when he wants to be.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Funnily enough, he has absolutely nothing to do with this.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Wait you’re… Apologizing… Because you want to…?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Aha, there it is. The disbelief. *dat heavy sigh* Yes, I am.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Well I… Wow that’s cool of you actually

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: I appreciate the sentiment. *crosses arms* So?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Oh, um… Apology accepted…?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Oh, excellent~ Thank you very much, boy~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Yeah um… No problem…?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: I believe that concludes our business…ah, but I must show gratitude as you humans do…

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu:... Are you asking for a hug?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Yo, Natsu. I got a message from Death aNDBEFOREYOUPOINTTHATSCARYKNIFEOFYOURSATMEJUSTHEARMEOUT. He says he has something important to say. I dunno; he's been cranky lately so it's best to let him say what he wants to say. o-o" Yeah...I'mma go. *flees*

Me: Something tells me he’s not so eager to meet Death again…

Natsu: I WILL KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER SO DEAD THEY’LL NEED TO HIRE ANOTHER DEATH.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Well, somebody’s in a stand-up mood today, isn’t he? Death threats even before I can get a word out. How wonderfully kind of you, boy~

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu: SAYS THE GUY WHO FUCKING TORTURED ME. You’re in no position to be throwing sass at me! Don’t make me get AoH again.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Won’t even hear me out? It’s not like I’m going to do anything to you.

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… Fine. But one toe out of line and that’s it.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Much appreciated~ I’ll be on my best behavior, but you’re free to punish me yourself if I start getting naughty~

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… Okay now that’s just blantant flirting. Also, didn’t know you were into that kinda thing. So ew.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: …Hm. Thought you of all people would appreciate masochism. I suppose that’s not going to work.

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… *Cough and looks away* I-I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *notices dat muahaha* Oh, my; looks like somebody is hiding a secret~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: s-secret…?! I’m-!! *Huffs* did you just come here to mess with me or what?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *dat grin though, hahahaha he knoooows noooow* Oh, no. I actually do have an important matter to discuss with you; believe it or not~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: well that’s a shocker. Well, out with it then

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: I would like to negotiate a possible apology.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: … *Eyes wide cuz shock* er, um… Apologize?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *raises eyebrow* Or…would you rather not?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: oh no that’s… Fine I think?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: …You “think”?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Hey, this caught me off guard, okay?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Yes, can’t blame you. No one would have ever dreamed that Death of all people would be in any strait of mind to apologize for its wrongdoing.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Well, to be fair, AoH is very terrifying when he wants to be.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Funnily enough, he has absolutely nothing to do with this.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Wait you’re… Apologizing… Because you want to…?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Aha, there it is. The disbelief. *dat heavy sigh* Yes, I am.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Well I… Wow that’s cool of you actually

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: I appreciate the sentiment. *crosses arms* So?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Oh, um… Apology accepted…?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Oh, excellent~ Thank you very much, boy~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Yeah um... No problem...?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Yo, Natsu. I got a message from Death aNDBEFOREYOUPOINTTHATSCARYKNIFEOFYOURSATMEJUSTHEARMEOUT. He says he has something important to say. I dunno; he's been cranky lately so it's best to let him say what he wants to say. o-o" Yeah...I'mma go. *flees*

Me: Something tells me he’s not so eager to meet Death again…

Natsu: I WILL KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER SO DEAD THEY’LL NEED TO HIRE ANOTHER DEATH.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Well, somebody’s in a stand-up mood today, isn’t he? Death threats even before I can get a word out. How wonderfully kind of you, boy~

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu: SAYS THE GUY WHO FUCKING TORTURED ME. You’re in no position to be throwing sass at me! Don’t make me get AoH again.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Won’t even hear me out? It’s not like I’m going to do anything to you.

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… Fine. But one toe out of line and that’s it.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Much appreciated~ I’ll be on my best behavior, but you’re free to punish me yourself if I start getting naughty~

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… Okay now that’s just blantant flirting. Also, didn’t know you were into that kinda thing. So ew.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: …Hm. Thought you of all people would appreciate masochism. I suppose that’s not going to work.

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… *Cough and looks away* I-I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *notices dat muahaha* Oh, my; looks like somebody is hiding a secret~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: s-secret…?! I’m-!! *Huffs* did you just come here to mess with me or what?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *dat grin though, hahahaha he knoooows noooow* Oh, no. I actually do have an important matter to discuss with you; believe it or not~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: well that’s a shocker. Well, out with it then

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: I would like to negotiate a possible apology.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: … *Eyes wide cuz shock* er, um… Apologize?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *raises eyebrow* Or…would you rather not?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: oh no that’s… Fine I think?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: …You “think”?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Hey, this caught me off guard, okay?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Yes, can’t blame you. No one would have ever dreamed that Death of all people would be in any strait of mind to apologize for its wrongdoing.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Well, to be fair, AoH is very terrifying when he wants to be.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Funnily enough, he has absolutely nothing to do with this.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Wait you’re… Apologizing… Because you want to…?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Aha, there it is. The disbelief. *dat heavy sigh* Yes, I am.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Well I… Wow that’s cool of you actually

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: I appreciate the sentiment. *crosses arms* So?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Oh, um... Apology accepted...?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Yo, Natsu. I got a message from Death aNDBEFOREYOUPOINTTHATSCARYKNIFEOFYOURSATMEJUSTHEARMEOUT. He says he has something important to say. I dunno; he's been cranky lately so it's best to let him say what he wants to say. o-o" Yeah...I'mma go. *flees*

Me: Something tells me he’s not so eager to meet Death again…

Natsu: I WILL KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER SO DEAD THEY’LL NEED TO HIRE ANOTHER DEATH.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Well, somebody’s in a stand-up mood today, isn’t he? Death threats even before I can get a word out. How wonderfully kind of you, boy~

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu: SAYS THE GUY WHO FUCKING TORTURED ME. You’re in no position to be throwing sass at me! Don’t make me get AoH again.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Won’t even hear me out? It’s not like I’m going to do anything to you.

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… Fine. But one toe out of line and that’s it.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Much appreciated~ I’ll be on my best behavior, but you’re free to punish me yourself if I start getting naughty~

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… Okay now that’s just blantant flirting. Also, didn’t know you were into that kinda thing. So ew.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: …Hm. Thought you of all people would appreciate masochism. I suppose that’s not going to work.

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… *Cough and looks away* I-I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *notices dat muahaha* Oh, my; looks like somebody is hiding a secret~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: s-secret…?! I’m-!! *Huffs* did you just come here to mess with me or what?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *dat grin though, hahahaha he knoooows noooow* Oh, no. I actually do have an important matter to discuss with you; believe it or not~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: well that’s a shocker. Well, out with it then

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: I would like to negotiate a possible apology.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: … *Eyes wide cuz shock* er, um… Apologize?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *raises eyebrow* Or…would you rather not?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: oh no that’s… Fine I think?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: …You “think”?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Hey, this caught me off guard, okay?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Yes, can’t blame you. No one would have ever dreamed that Death of all people would be in any strait of mind to apologize for its wrongdoing.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Well, to be fair, AoH is very terrifying when he wants to be.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Funnily enough, he has absolutely nothing to do with this.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Wait you’re… Apologizing… Because you want to…?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Aha, there it is. The disbelief. *dat heavy sigh* Yes, I am.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Well I... Wow that's cool of you actually

[ask-punk-natsu]

Yo, Natsu. I got a message from Death aNDBEFOREYOUPOINTTHATSCARYKNIFEOFYOURSATMEJUSTHEARMEOUT. He says he has something important to say. I dunno; he's been cranky lately so it's best to let him say what he wants to say. o-o" Yeah...I'mma go. *flees*

Me: Something tells me he’s not so eager to meet Death again…

Natsu: I WILL KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER SO DEAD THEY’LL NEED TO HIRE ANOTHER DEATH.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Well, somebody’s in a stand-up mood today, isn’t he? Death threats even before I can get a word out. How wonderfully kind of you, boy~

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu: SAYS THE GUY WHO FUCKING TORTURED ME. You’re in no position to be throwing sass at me! Don’t make me get AoH again.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Won’t even hear me out? It’s not like I’m going to do anything to you.

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… Fine. But one toe out of line and that’s it.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Much appreciated~ I’ll be on my best behavior, but you’re free to punish me yourself if I start getting naughty~

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… Okay now that’s just blantant flirting. Also, didn’t know you were into that kinda thing. So ew.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: …Hm. Thought you of all people would appreciate masochism. I suppose that’s not going to work.

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… *Cough and looks away* I-I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *notices dat muahaha* Oh, my; looks like somebody is hiding a secret~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: s-secret…?! I’m-!! *Huffs* did you just come here to mess with me or what?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *dat grin though, hahahaha he knoooows noooow* Oh, no. I actually do have an important matter to discuss with you; believe it or not~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: well that’s a shocker. Well, out with it then

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: I would like to negotiate a possible apology.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: … *Eyes wide cuz shock* er, um… Apologize?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *raises eyebrow* Or…would you rather not?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: oh no that’s… Fine I think?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: …You “think”?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Hey, this caught me off guard, okay?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Yes, can’t blame you. No one would have ever dreamed that Death of all people would be in any strait of mind to apologize for its wrongdoing.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Well, to be fair, AoH is very terrifying when he wants to be.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Funnily enough, he has absolutely nothing to do with this.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Wait you're... Apologizing... Because you want to...?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Yo, Natsu. I got a message from Death aNDBEFOREYOUPOINTTHATSCARYKNIFEOFYOURSATMEJUSTHEARMEOUT. He says he has something important to say. I dunno; he's been cranky lately so it's best to let him say what he wants to say. o-o" Yeah...I'mma go. *flees*

Me: Something tells me he’s not so eager to meet Death again…

Natsu: I WILL KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER SO DEAD THEY’LL NEED TO HIRE ANOTHER DEATH.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Well, somebody’s in a stand-up mood today, isn’t he? Death threats even before I can get a word out. How wonderfully kind of you, boy~

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu: SAYS THE GUY WHO FUCKING TORTURED ME. You’re in no position to be throwing sass at me! Don’t make me get AoH again.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Won’t even hear me out? It’s not like I’m going to do anything to you.

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… Fine. But one toe out of line and that’s it.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Much appreciated~ I’ll be on my best behavior, but you’re free to punish me yourself if I start getting naughty~

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… Okay now that’s just blantant flirting. Also, didn’t know you were into that kinda thing. So ew.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: …Hm. Thought you of all people would appreciate masochism. I suppose that’s not going to work.

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… *Cough and looks away* I-I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *notices dat muahaha* Oh, my; looks like somebody is hiding a secret~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: s-secret…?! I’m-!! *Huffs* did you just come here to mess with me or what?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *dat grin though, hahahaha he knoooows noooow* Oh, no. I actually do have an important matter to discuss with you; believe it or not~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: well that’s a shocker. Well, out with it then

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: I would like to negotiate a possible apology.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: … *Eyes wide cuz shock* er, um… Apologize?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *raises eyebrow* Or…would you rather not?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: oh no that’s… Fine I think?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: …You “think”?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Hey, this caught me off guard, okay?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Yes, can’t blame you. No one would have ever dreamed that Death of all people would be in any strait of mind to apologize for its wrongdoing.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Well, to be fair, AoH is very terrifying when he wants to be.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Yo, Natsu. I got a message from Death aNDBEFOREYOUPOINTTHATSCARYKNIFEOFYOURSATMEJUSTHEARMEOUT. He says he has something important to say. I dunno; he's been cranky lately so it's best to let him say what he wants to say. o-o" Yeah...I'mma go. *flees*

Me: Something tells me he’s not so eager to meet Death again…

Natsu: I WILL KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER SO DEAD THEY’LL NEED TO HIRE ANOTHER DEATH.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Well, somebody’s in a stand-up mood today, isn’t he? Death threats even before I can get a word out. How wonderfully kind of you, boy~

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu: SAYS THE GUY WHO FUCKING TORTURED ME. You’re in no position to be throwing sass at me! Don’t make me get AoH again.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Won’t even hear me out? It’s not like I’m going to do anything to you.

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… Fine. But one toe out of line and that’s it.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Much appreciated~ I’ll be on my best behavior, but you’re free to punish me yourself if I start getting naughty~

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… Okay now that’s just blantant flirting. Also, didn’t know you were into that kinda thing. So ew.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: …Hm. Thought you of all people would appreciate masochism. I suppose that’s not going to work.

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… *Cough and looks away* I-I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *notices dat muahaha* Oh, my; looks like somebody is hiding a secret~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: s-secret…?! I’m-!! *Huffs* did you just come here to mess with me or what?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *dat grin though, hahahaha he knoooows noooow* Oh, no. I actually do have an important matter to discuss with you; believe it or not~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: well that’s a shocker. Well, out with it then

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: I would like to negotiate a possible apology.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: … *Eyes wide cuz shock* er, um… Apologize?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *raises eyebrow* Or…would you rather not?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: oh no that’s… Fine I think?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: …You “think”?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: Hey, this caught me off guard, okay?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Yo, Natsu. I got a message from Death aNDBEFOREYOUPOINTTHATSCARYKNIFEOFYOURSATMEJUSTHEARMEOUT. He says he has something important to say. I dunno; he's been cranky lately so it's best to let him say what he wants to say. o-o" Yeah...I'mma go. *flees*

Me: Something tells me he’s not so eager to meet Death again…

Natsu: I WILL KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER SO DEAD THEY’LL NEED TO HIRE ANOTHER DEATH.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Well, somebody’s in a stand-up mood today, isn’t he? Death threats even before I can get a word out. How wonderfully kind of you, boy~

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu: SAYS THE GUY WHO FUCKING TORTURED ME. You’re in no position to be throwing sass at me! Don’t make me get AoH again.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Won’t even hear me out? It’s not like I’m going to do anything to you.

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… Fine. But one toe out of line and that’s it.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Much appreciated~ I’ll be on my best behavior, but you’re free to punish me yourself if I start getting naughty~

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… Okay now that’s just blantant flirting. Also, didn’t know you were into that kinda thing. So ew.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: …Hm. Thought you of all people would appreciate masochism. I suppose that’s not going to work.

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… *Cough and looks away* I-I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *notices dat muahaha* Oh, my; looks like somebody is hiding a secret~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: s-secret…?! I’m-!! *Huffs* did you just come here to mess with me or what?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *dat grin though, hahahaha he knoooows noooow* Oh, no. I actually do have an important matter to discuss with you; believe it or not~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: well that’s a shocker. Well, out with it then

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: I would like to negotiate a possible apology.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: … *Eyes wide cuz shock* er, um… Apologize?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *raises eyebrow* Or…would you rather not?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: oh no that's... Fine I think?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Morning, PWC. So, how's it going with teaching your student how to play guitar?

Natsu: He’s really something else. Really good kid, and always does as he’s told, honestly the exact opposite of me. But he always gets so happy when I say he’s improving, so I know he’ll probably be even better than me one day!

[joolychuu]

Could be because you’re a good teacher. Don’t forget he learned it because of you. Well, no matter what, you’re making him happy. I’m so proud TvT)b

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: *nervous blush* o-oh, thanks...

[ask-punk-natsu]

Yo, Natsu. I got a message from Death aNDBEFOREYOUPOINTTHATSCARYKNIFEOFYOURSATMEJUSTHEARMEOUT. He says he has something important to say. I dunno; he's been cranky lately so it's best to let him say what he wants to say. o-o" Yeah...I'mma go. *flees*

Me: Something tells me he’s not so eager to meet Death again…

Natsu: I WILL KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER SO DEAD THEY’LL NEED TO HIRE ANOTHER DEATH.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Well, somebody’s in a stand-up mood today, isn’t he? Death threats even before I can get a word out. How wonderfully kind of you, boy~

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu: SAYS THE GUY WHO FUCKING TORTURED ME. You’re in no position to be throwing sass at me! Don’t make me get AoH again.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Won’t even hear me out? It’s not like I’m going to do anything to you.

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… Fine. But one toe out of line and that’s it.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Much appreciated~ I’ll be on my best behavior, but you’re free to punish me yourself if I start getting naughty~

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… Okay now that’s just blantant flirting. Also, didn’t know you were into that kinda thing. So ew.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: …Hm. Thought you of all people would appreciate masochism. I suppose that’s not going to work.

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… *Cough and looks away* I-I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *notices dat muahaha* Oh, my; looks like somebody is hiding a secret~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: s-secret…?! I’m-!! *Huffs* did you just come here to mess with me or what?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *dat grin though, hahahaha he knoooows noooow* Oh, no. I actually do have an important matter to discuss with you; believe it or not~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: well that’s a shocker. Well, out with it then

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: I would like to negotiate a possible apology.

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: ... *Eyes wide cuz shock* er, um... Apologize?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Yo, Natsu. I got a message from Death aNDBEFOREYOUPOINTTHATSCARYKNIFEOFYOURSATMEJUSTHEARMEOUT. He says he has something important to say. I dunno; he's been cranky lately so it's best to let him say what he wants to say. o-o" Yeah...I'mma go. *flees*

Me: Something tells me he’s not so eager to meet Death again…

Natsu: I WILL KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER SO DEAD THEY’LL NEED TO HIRE ANOTHER DEATH.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Well, somebody’s in a stand-up mood today, isn’t he? Death threats even before I can get a word out. How wonderfully kind of you, boy~

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu: SAYS THE GUY WHO FUCKING TORTURED ME. You’re in no position to be throwing sass at me! Don’t make me get AoH again.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Won’t even hear me out? It’s not like I’m going to do anything to you.

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… Fine. But one toe out of line and that’s it.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Much appreciated~ I’ll be on my best behavior, but you’re free to punish me yourself if I start getting naughty~

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… Okay now that’s just blantant flirting. Also, didn’t know you were into that kinda thing. So ew.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: …Hm. Thought you of all people would appreciate masochism. I suppose that’s not going to work.

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… *Cough and looks away* I-I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *notices dat muahaha* Oh, my; looks like somebody is hiding a secret~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: s-secret…?! I’m-!! *Huffs* did you just come here to mess with me or what?

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *dat grin though, hahahaha he knoooows noooow* Oh, no. I actually do have an important matter to discuss with you; believe it or not~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: well that's a shocker. Well, out with it then

[ask-punk-natsu]

Yo, Natsu. I got a message from Death aNDBEFOREYOUPOINTTHATSCARYKNIFEOFYOURSATMEJUSTHEARMEOUT. He says he has something important to say. I dunno; he's been cranky lately so it's best to let him say what he wants to say. o-o" Yeah...I'mma go. *flees*

Me: Something tells me he’s not so eager to meet Death again…

Natsu: I WILL KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER SO DEAD THEY’LL NEED TO HIRE ANOTHER DEATH.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Well, somebody’s in a stand-up mood today, isn’t he? Death threats even before I can get a word out. How wonderfully kind of you, boy~

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu: SAYS THE GUY WHO FUCKING TORTURED ME. You’re in no position to be throwing sass at me! Don’t make me get AoH again.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Won’t even hear me out? It’s not like I’m going to do anything to you.

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… Fine. But one toe out of line and that’s it.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: Much appreciated~ I’ll be on my best behavior, but you’re free to punish me yourself if I start getting naughty~

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… Okay now that’s just blantant flirting. Also, didn’t know you were into that kinda thing. So ew.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: …Hm. Thought you of all people would appreciate masochism. I suppose that’s not going to work.

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

Natsu:… *Cough and looks away* I-I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[ask-the-natsu-brigade]

Death: *notices dat muahaha* Oh, my; looks like somebody is hiding a secret~

[ask-punk-natsu]

Natsu: s-secret...?! I'm-!! *Huffs* did you just come here to mess with me or what?

[ask-punk-natsu]

Morning, PWC. So, how's it going with teaching your student how to play guitar?

Natsu: He’s really something else. Really good kid, and always does as he’s told, honestly the exact opposite of me. But he always gets so happy when I say he’s improving, so I know he’ll probably be even better than me one day!