Ask Rad Hazard

Ask me anything but don't expect any art, but I will always try and post funny, cool, or cute pics. I also have a skype if you wish to talk is metalknight101. PS if you've read this far than you are awesome and deserve a sugary sweet of you're choice Free HTML Visitor Counters a

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Cephadrome is back, human. How this make you feel?

AAAFAJNJNAJFNASIFJANISFUNAIHSDBNSIANIUSNIANV        YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS -Faints-

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[sixpenceee]

Another way to present the 9 types of intelligence as exemplified by my How Do We Measure Intelligence post.

The basic idea is that different people are good at different things. These 9 probably don’t cover the wide range of smarts we all possess, but it’s a start.

As Albert Einstein said, "Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

[ask-rad-hazard]

How is it that there are 9 freaking forms of intelligence and I am dumb in all fucking 9 of them!! Fuck you life. 

Hope you guys have better luck.

[askteamgooandco]

-Shows up a year late with starbucks- Sender: ask-rad-hazard

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AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW Look at my cute little baby~~~ (Go follow them now. its good)

[ask-littlelavi]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY you are back WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!! T he cutest Lagiacrus EVAAAAA!

“EEEEEEEEEEE!”

[ask-rad-hazard]

Look at this cute as hell monster!! GO FOLLOW HER NOW!!!.

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Side effects of antidepressants  - WTF fun facts

[ask-rad-hazard]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Pleas some one tell me this is not true! So the reason I’ve never had a crush on someone or had that butterflys in my stomach think is becuase I’ve been taking Antidepressants since I was a kid. FUCK!!!!! If this is true there should be a label or something. What’s the point of living if I’m never gonna feel love?

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Mythological Creatures #65 ( I  keep doing Lumberjacks myths because they are awesome! Deal with it.)

Today’s creature: Snoligoster

Features: Looks like a crocodile but with long glossy fur. It has a horn in the middle of its back. No Fins or legs of any kind but It has a strange tail that is split into three parts resembling a propeller.

Source: North American/Lumberjacks myth/folklore in the 19th and 20th century

Habitat: Swaps of Florida particularly in Lake Okeechobee.

The Snoligoster travels the swaps with its tail that rotates just like a propeller, it hunts by flipping its prey on its back and impaling it on its dorsal spike. The creature then digs a hole with its tail to deposit the victim in, purees him with its rapidly revolving propeller and then inhales him. Its favorite prey are humans.

(So basically Vlad the impaler in animal form, just hope you never meet it.) What are your thoughts on this creature?

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Mythological Creatures #64 (Lumberjacks need to get off what ever they were smoking, or this thing is real and we need to get off the planet or at least stay the hell away from Wisconsin.)

Today’s creature: Moskitto (Giant Skeeter)

Features: Giant mosquito with w huge eyes and a terrifying smile. (that would make the Joker run in fear.)

Source: North American/Lumberjacks myth/folklore in the 19th and 20th century

Habitat: Swaps and hot summers in Wisconsin and Minnesota.

(Its a BIG ASS mosquito it does not need a back story, this thing is nightmare fuel.)

[ask-rad-hazard]

The Used - All that I’ve got

(I feel like I can relate to this and I don’t even know the meaning of the song.)

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Mythological Creatures #63 (Seriously WHAT THE HELL WAS MOTHER NATURE SMOKING??????)

Today’s creature: Funeral Mountain Terrashot

Features: They are 6 – 8ft in length and have a casket shaped body, with a shell running the length of its back. Its  four  legs  are long  and wobbly, causing the  terrashot to sway uncertainly from side to side and forward and  backward as it travels along.

Source: North American/Lumberjacks myth/folklore.

Habitat: California (No wonder these things are weird)

The (Weird as hell) beast was first reported by some Mormon emigrants (Obviously a source you can always trust right?), who observed a  peculiar procession entering the desert from a certain mountain range, afterward  named  the  Funeral Mountains (Take the kids there for a vacation!). They also witnessed the tragic fate of the creatures. One of the Mormons, made an investigation which resulted in finding out about all  that is known of the terrashot. It seems that the  animal lives in  the little meadows and parks in the higher portions of the range, where it gradually increases  in   numbers, until by a strange impulse  It is seized by a desire to emigrate. They  then form long processions and march down into  the desert in a single file line, with the intention of crossing to other ranges that can be  seen  in the distance, but none of them ever gets across.  As they encounter the hot  sands  they rapidly distend with the heat, and one after another they blow up with resounding reports, leaving deep,  grave-shaped  holes in the sand.

(OK so ether mother Nature just gave up on these things or after she created weed she started smoking it and came up with these things and once the high was gone she looked at them and said with a gentle voice “OH HELL NOPE”)

[psychofactz]

More facts

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So what if right now you are dying and all you are doing is reading this in your memory? And all this has already past? So the big question is... When will your 7 minutes be up?

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Mythological Creatures #62 (This is one cat you can never pet)

Today’s creature: Cactus Cat

Features: A thorny haired cat, covered in thick strong horns that grates together and howls as it moves. It has a bone-like blade thrusting out from its forearm.

Source: North American

Habitat: Deserts around North and Central America

The cactus cat was generally described being a bobcat-like creature, covered in hair-like thorns, with particularly long spines extending from the legs and its armored, branching tail.The creature was said to use its spines to slash cacti at night, allowing juice to run from the plants. On later nights, the creature was said to return to drink the now fermented juice. Then once drunk the creature was said to howl throughout the night. (It would yell “YEAH! PARTY”)

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Special Mythology post! This handsome fellow is called the Invunche and he has a very long and horrible story so I will link to someone who already did all the research please be warned the Invunche's story is not one for the faint of heart. 

http://demonhunterscompendium.blogspot.com/2013/03/the-invunche.html

this is where you can give it a read. pleasant dreams my readers.

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Mythological Creatures #60 (The creatures ARE BACK! again (again))

Today’s creature: Spider Woman (NOT Arachne)

Features: A beautiful upper body of a woman with a giant spider body as her lower half.

Source: Japanese mythology and folklore

Habitat: Secluded, deep, dark caves not only in japan spiders of freaking everywhere. (Remember you are never more than 10 feet away from a spider at ALL TIMES)

In Japan there is a tale of a creature that is part spider and part woman. One night, Raiko (Japanese hero in mythology) saw a skull fly into a cave (and the logical thing to is follow it). He went to investigate but in the cave he was caught up in a web. He saw a beautiful woman approach but then when she completely emerged from darkness, Raiko saw that it was a Spider Woman. He got out his sword to fend of the beast and she retreated. Later Raiko’s companion, Tsuna rescued his master and found the Spider Woman with a sword sticking out of her twisted corpse. Raiko slit her open and all the skulls of her victims fell out as well as her offspring. Tsuna and Raiko where then surrounded by these creatures and killed them all before escaping.

(OK side note sorry for giving arachnophobia to a lot of you. Also they killed ALL the spider babies? I don't thing so 1 thing I know about spiders is you can NEVER get them all and I bet some of them are still alive and you know that spiders a silent and fast and that by the time you finish reading this the Spider woman is already behind you goodnight Pleasant dreams~)

[self-love-for-all]

If you relapse, repeat after me:

You are not weak.

You have not lost this battle.

You are not selfish.

You are not out of control.

All the progress you made hasn’t magically disappeared.

You are not a failure.

Life is a cycle of highs and lows- good times are ahead, so keep going forward.

You matter.

[the-snow-hating-alien]

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[ask-rad-hazard]

So what I am reading is, I should lie to myself every time I remember the truth abut the world and hope that one day I believe the lie I tell myself?

[psychofactz]

More facts

[ask-rad-hazard]

OK so does anyone else wanna see Thor and Spider-man in a rap battle against Loki. (You need Spider Man in that battle because you know Thor alone could not win that battle.)

[starnotee]

Reblog this if you'd date a transgender person

I want to see something. Reblog if you’d date a transgender person, like if you wouldn’t.

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I don't usually post the "Reblog if" things but Trans people need support and yes I would date a transgendered person. The trouble is getting one to date me.