Don't be a dumbass, dumbass.

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Merry Christmas, dumbasses!

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Did you ever realize those brownie Steven made got you high and that's why you sold the Vista Cruiser?

I remember a guy named Peter... And then the rest gets fuzzy.

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Red, Kelso just took your chili dog without looking.

Well, I hope he enjoys it. ‘Cause it’s the last one he’ll ever eat.

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What do you think of Hyde?

If I could swap him for Eric, I would.

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Hey Red, your thoughts on Ajit Pai?

Bless you.

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Follow me, dumbasses.

[brittany-murphy]

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Pathetic.

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Follow me, dumbasses.

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When they ask which Pokémon version is your favorite:

[octahedronhd]

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What do you think of my girl?? She’s a 1974 Volkswagen Superbeetle.

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Fidget spinners or Silly Bandz?

Neither. Get a real hobby.

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Inbox me your dumbass questions.

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Inbox me your blogs and I’ll tell you how big of a dumbass you are.

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Glad you liked that Pennywise blog I recommended. 😁

I’m calling the police.

[pennywiseconfessions]

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what the f***

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Search Pennywise Confessions.

Sure, why not, it’s almost Halloween.