Your Guardian Angel!

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

hey how hot is your wife

If there was a scale for hotness, Angela would have already broken it – because that number is INFINITE. 

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

7/10

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

I would argue but he's right

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

I THREW OUT MY BACK PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH REINHARDT

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

Darling. Why.

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

He invited me to try, I couldn’t say no!

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

You played a sport, in which Reinhardt could tackle you, and thought it would end well?

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

…. Heck

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

Good job dear, you played yourself.

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

I THREW OUT MY BACK PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH REINHARDT

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

Darling. Why.

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

He invited me to try, I couldn’t say no!

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

You played a sport, in which Reinhardt could tackle you, and thought it would end well?

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

I THREW OUT MY BACK PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH REINHARDT

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

Darling. Why.

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

OH. OHHHH! YOU GUYS READY?!

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

its not halloween you fucking goth

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

What did I do wrong? You meanies. ;3; 💔

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

die

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

but mommy, why 💔

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

you know exactly why

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

mommy, that hurts..

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

good

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

…so good 😩💦💦

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

you are the worst thing to ever exist

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

Just for you, baby 😘

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

no

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

yeah :^)

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

no

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

Say no one more time. I dare you.

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

Watch me. No.

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

Do not touch me.

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

Too late~

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

Take your hands off of me, now.

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

What did I do wrong? You meanies. ;3; 💔

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

die

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

but mommy, why 💔

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

you know exactly why

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

mommy, that hurts..

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

good

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

…so good 😩💦💦

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

you are the worst thing to ever exist

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

Just for you, baby 😘

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

no

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

yeah :^)

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

no

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

Say no one more time. I dare you.

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

Watch me. No.

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

Do not touch me.

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

What did I do wrong? You meanies. ;3; 💔

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

die

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

but mommy, why 💔

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

you know exactly why

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

mommy, that hurts..

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

good

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

…so good 😩💦💦

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

you are the worst thing to ever exist

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

Just for you, baby 😘

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

no

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

yeah :^)

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

no

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

Say no one more time. I dare you.

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

Watch me. No.

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

What did I do wrong? You meanies. ;3; 💔

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

die

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

but mommy, why 💔

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

you know exactly why

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

mommy, that hurts..

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

good

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

…so good 😩💦💦

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

you are the worst thing to ever exist

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

Just for you, baby 😘

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

no

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

yeah :^)

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

no

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

What did I do wrong? You meanies. ;3; 💔

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

die

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

but mommy, why 💔

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

you know exactly why

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

mommy, that hurts..

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

good

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

…so good 😩💦💦

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

you are the worst thing to ever exist

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

Just for you, baby 😘

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

no

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

What did I do wrong? You meanies. ;3; 💔

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

die

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

but mommy, why 💔

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

you know exactly why

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

mommy, that hurts..

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

good

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

…so good 😩💦💦

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

you are the worst thing to ever exist

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

What did I do wrong? You meanies. ;3; 💔

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

die

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

but mommy, why 💔

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

you know exactly why

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

mommy, that hurts..

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

good

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

What did I do wrong? You meanies. ;3; 💔

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

die

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

but mommy, why 💔

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

you know exactly why

[ask-spirit-hanzoni]

What did I do wrong? You meanies. ;3; 💔

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

die

[ask-rockstar-mccree]

Rock ain’t gonna roll itself!

If rock n’ roll really is poison put to sound, then I hope you find my corpse fulla toxins, baby!

Keep reading

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

there is no need to be so loud

[ask-rockstar-mccree]

[SCREAMS]

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

my child is SLEEPING

[ask-rockstar-mccree]

Then she needs to wake up

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

*Takes out just a big ass sword*

Do you know how long it took me to get her to SLEEP

[ask-rockstar-mccree]

Whoa hey… that’s badass

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

it will be a lot less badass when you are in the hospital

[ask-rockstar-mccree]

Rock ain’t gonna roll itself!

If rock n’ roll really is poison put to sound, then I hope you find my corpse fulla toxins, baby!

Keep reading

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

there is no need to be so loud

[ask-rockstar-mccree]

[SCREAMS]

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

my child is SLEEPING

[ask-rockstar-mccree]

Then she needs to wake up

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

*Takes out just a big ass sword*

Do you know how long it took me to get her to SLEEP

[ask-rockstar-mccree]

Rock ain’t gonna roll itself!

If rock n’ roll really is poison put to sound, then I hope you find my corpse fulla toxins, baby!

Keep reading

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

there is no need to be so loud

[ask-rockstar-mccree]

[SCREAMS]

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

my child is SLEEPING