Zhe grave shall not hold me down

I vill not rest until my friends do as vell

[ask-cabaret-genji]

@ask-casino-gambler-mccree

Bossssss~ Love of my life~~

[ask-casino-gambler-mccree]

I must be dead. I’m hearin’ the voice of an angel.

[ask-cabaret-genji]

Half of that is true… Heheh. But Boss, I gotta talk to you real quick.

[ask-casino-gambler-mccree]

You have my full attention.

[ask-cabaret-genji]

Soooooo.. I was invited to go on a little trip with Rein, and I wanted to tell you since you’re my gorgeous, tough, snuggly husband.

[ask-casino-gambler-mccree]

With that guy? You sure ‘bout that?

[ask-cabaret-genji]

We made up months ago, and I trust him. It’s a nice little cruise to Italy, and then back home. Home to my perfect husband~

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

[Narrator voice]

Little did McGamble knew, it was all a lie!

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

I'd much razher die zhan be friends vizh some of zhose people zhat left monzhs ago

Oh vait! I am dead already!

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

//Two years since I joined and RW is now dead, atleast I met the 3 best people in the wirld through this hell-ish game

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

Sometimes you just gotta yell into zhe void so all zhe pain vanishes instantly :)

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

hey how hot is your wife

If there was a scale for hotness, Angela would have already broken it – because that number is INFINITE. 

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

7/10

[ask-rite-aid-mercy]

I would argue but he’s right

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

YOUU'RE PERFECT AND SO IS MINNIE, BUT VHAT BOZHERS ME IS YOUR COMBAT ARMOR

IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ARMOR AT ALL

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

hey how hot is your wife

If there was a scale for hotness, Angela would have already broken it – because that number is INFINITE. 

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

7/10

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

I THREW OUT MY BACK PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH REINHARDT

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

And yet I am suppoused to be zhe old one

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

You’re a ghost, you bastard

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

An old ghost

Did you really expect zhis to go vell? A competitive sport in vich I am allowed to tackle you?

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

That makes no sense and you know that i don’t go out much anymore

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

EXCUSES

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

Shut up you anti-salad bitch

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

SHUT UP YOU BORING FUCK

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

YELLOW

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

PINK

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

I THREW OUT MY BACK PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH REINHARDT

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

And yet I am suppoused to be zhe old one

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

You’re a ghost, you bastard

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

An old ghost

Did you really expect zhis to go vell? A competitive sport in vich I am allowed to tackle you?

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

That makes no sense and you know that i don’t go out much anymore

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

EXCUSES

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

Shut up you anti-salad bitch

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

SHUT UP YOU BORING FUCK

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

I THREW OUT MY BACK PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH REINHARDT

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

And yet I am suppoused to be zhe old one

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

You’re a ghost, you bastard

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

An old ghost

Did you really expect zhis to go vell? A competitive sport in vich I am allowed to tackle you?

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

That makes no sense and you know that i don’t go out much anymore

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

EXCUSES

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

I THREW OUT MY BACK PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH REINHARDT

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

And yet I am suppoused to be zhe old one

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

You’re a ghost, you bastard

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

An old ghost

Did you really expect zhis to go vell? A competitive sport in vich I am allowed to tackle you?

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

I THREW OUT MY BACK PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH REINHARDT

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

And yet I am suppoused to be zhe old one

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

@ask-littlecaesars-hanzo

VANNA PLAY SOME SPORTS?

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

Uhh.. What kind?

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

AMERICAN FOOTBALL! I USED TO PLAY ZHAT BACK IN ZHE DAY! ZHAT’S HOW I GOT SO GOOD AT CHARGING

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

Ah, yes. I would sometimes watch that on television… I am not certain how well I am with actually playing though–

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

IT VILL BE FUN! I CAN TEACH YOU!

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

@ask-littlecaesars-hanzo

VANNA PLAY SOME SPORTS?

[ask-littlecaesars-hanzo]

Uhh.. What kind?

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

AMERICAN FOOTBALL! I USED TO PLAY ZHAT BACK IN ZHE DAY! ZHAT'S HOW I GOT SO GOOD AT CHARGING

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

@ask-littlecaesars-hanzo

VANNA PLAY SOME SPORTS?

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

:0

SPORTS!!!!

[ask-planetfitness-coldhardt]

D.Va who??? Zhe Hamster is so much better!

[nalsaghyir-deactivated20201209]

APOLOGY ACCEPTED TRUST DECLINED

[alivingstonseagull]

You don’t have to let someone back in even if you’ve forgiven them