Just a steter thought I had from rewatching teenwolf on Hulu and falling headfirst into the fandom again. (Not that I left, just got preoccupied)
Stiles and Peter becoming officially together and telling Malia:
Malia: so like, youre going to be my step mom now?
Stiles: NO. I'm not old enough to be a parent and definag nkg a mo-
Malia: you know its kinda weird. I fucked my step mom
Stiles: malia stop it. This is getting very awkward very fast
Malia: does Peter know?
Stiles: he knows we dated yes. He doesn't need to know the details
Malia: does he know we took each other virginity? I got to fuck my step mom before my dad did. We cuddled. You were the little spoon.
Stiles: shut up or you're grounded
Malia: i don't have to listen to you. You're not my mo-
Stiles: *raises eyebrow*
Malia:
Stiles: that's what I thought.