The Strange Case of Mister Once-ler

Take heed of the time of day. Be cautious of what you say. From dawn to dusk, he may appear to be fair With a neat, tidy vest and well combed fine hair But from dusk to dawn, the man you once knew "The kind Once-ler," you thought without a clue Is not the same amiable man in the night. No, he is not. This strange case is our plight.

[lunarcrown]

STRANGEcase for Flit!!

(u say victorian clothes i say OK I GO CRAZY…also ps  i have TWO more slots open to draw cool-design oncelers i havent done before C: )

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Why, dear Strange. Nice to see you around again! *offers him a plate of freshly-baked chocolate chip cookies and smiles*

Ah, such a familiar face still.

Why thank you, Madam Pluto. 

How are you faring?

[ask-strangecase-onceler-blog]

oh dear, it seems I've caught the anons affection for you ;) I think the cure might be a kiss (if not, then we could try a simple hug)

I’m quite sure if you’re looking for a permanent cure, a kiss would not suffice but perhaps as only a placebo. 

I do have other prescriptions, if you should let me better diagnose your illness…heh.

[ask-strangecase-onceler-blog]

are you back? ;A; i miss you so much. you're so wonderful.

Ahaha…

And I ended up answering this much later. 

And my dear Lady Kira, you’re wonderful.

[ask-strangecase-onceler-blog]

"Better late than never" is within my creed, too. But would you care for a formal introduction before I feebly attempt and fail to flirt with you?...

Well, that depends, my dear. Would you rather keep our encounters anonymous, or have we already done this before?

[ask-strangecase-onceler-blog]

Welcome back!

A warming welcome, but I don’t believe we ever parted, dear Money.

[ask-strangecase-onceler-blog]

omg i remember u

gtfo

[ask-strangecase-onceler-blog]

I WILL PERSONALLY CUT ANYONE WHO FUCKING MESSES WITH KE$HA

FIGHT ME.

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HELLO, MY NAME IS STRANGE, AND I'M AN ALCOHOLIC.

Oooh! Look at me! I'm a big whiny,

overdramatic,

loud-mouthed,

wannabe surreptitious,

scandalous,

terrible excuse of a Once-ler, 

Byronic hero CLICHE!

(Who isn't as great at the act of sexual intercourse as I say I am!)

[ask-strangecase-onceler-blog]

how the grinch stole the fuck i was about to give

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Remember when I made a text post and everyone who WASN'T in this fandom started liking and reblogging it?

Yeah...that was fucking awkward. 

[ask-strangecase-onceler-blog]

*smiles and presents you with a bottle of fine wine* Happy Fandom Anniversary, dear Mr. Strange.

HAH.

Read my mind, darling. Shall you be joining me in some festivities?

Heh, this wine's got a nice bouquet. 

[ask-strangecase-onceler-blog]

H-Happy Holidays, Doctor!

I have been quietly and not-so-quietly fond of you for quite some time now, and I am wondering-- depending upon the timeliness of this note's reception --if you might do me the honor of being my New Year's kiss?

If the idea is not agreeable to you, I understand wholeheartedly. We are nearly strangers, afterall. But I should say that your presence cheers me to no end, whether by sunlight or moonlight. My gift will never equal those you have given to me unknowingly. So I do hope that this present pleases you and that I might see you again soon.

Sincerely, Tizzy

Darling, I apologize I missed this. Hopefully "better late than never" is a sentiment within your creed. Heh, swing by anytime.

I'd be more than happy to give you a kiss--

More than satisfied if we may go more than such. Heh. 

[ask-strangecase-onceler-blog]

the world just is not as bright without your darling face

The world isn't usually bright when I'm around, though, you know what I mean?

In regards to it being evening. 

And aw, was it only my face that you missed?

[ask-strangecase-onceler-blog]

no really if you happen to be hiding from the authorities again you can just tell them it was me

"No, I swear HE WAS A GRAY BLOB WITH NO FACE."

"Yeah, yeah, we've heard it before...Slende-"

"NO, I SWEAR TO SHIT HE'S A GREY BLOB WITH NO FACE RUNNING FRANTIC IN THE STREETS OF LA LIGHTING FIRE TO EVERY BUILDING AND SETTING OFF CAR ALARMS--"

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For some reason, they would rather cuff a man with a green suit than one without a face. 

I'm sure the majority would. ;]

[ask-strangecase-onceler-blog]

baby come back you can blame it all on me :'(

IN MY HEART I STILL BELEIVEEE

THAT WE WERE MEANT TO BE 

TOGETHERSOWHATEVERITTAKES

[ask-strangecase-onceler-blog]

Hello Sir Long Time No See! Any plans For The Up Coming Holidays?

I usually find myself the host of gallant parties around this time of year.

But no plans as of yet, heh.

[ask-strangecase-onceler-blog]

Heartbreaking, that you arrive just as I'm to leave. Hope you're doing well, dear.

Don't cry yourself to sleep over it darling, it seems that our schedules appear to be synchronized, but we weren't quite aware of it as of late.

Unfortunate, really.