that one scene but different

minors will be blocked there will be a lot of sexual content this blog is not sfw puppets!

[ask-stripper-vox]

Bruh no way they started doing electrocution foreplay before actually finishing stripping 😭🙏 also not surprised al rejected your ass vox you're so ragebaitable as an enemy

al: true, though I suppose his temper has worked out for him at the moment -- it's the only reason I'm going along with any of this... vox: wow... being a little bitch IS like foreplay to you isn't it, you slimy piece of shit. Closest you'd ever get to it, anyway. You think taking pleasure in screwing with peoples' heads is less fucked up than screwing people? vel: I love it when vox gets angry, actually. especially when he screams at people to get out of his face. it's magical.

[ask-stripper-vox]

vox: oh yeah, he's such a sweetie. Don't even bother, he's not going to take off anything. This is MY show anyway, who cares about him or his fake tail!

vox: JUST SAYING, the radio demon is my toy. You think a shark would ever be a toy to a wobbly-legged fawn? Nope, this shark is playing with his food. I'll give you a pass on the mix-up this time, since you're one of my favorites ;]

vox: wait. Lick his antlers? You guys are going to make me go through all my mouthwash at this rate. Now picking my teeth with his antlers -- that's a bit more appropriate, don't you think? Though you are right Birds, he is like that.

vox: --what the fuck

al: Hmm... you're rather slow for a shark, aren't you? You have a very disappointing lack of ferocity for a powerful beast supposedly toying with his food.

vox: PFFTPFPTH -- OH YOU FUCKING -- HA. HAHA. No more Mister Nice Shark for you, MOTHER FUCKER! GIMME THOSE ANTLERS

[ask-stripper-vox]

"I... hate you..." Sir, you were standing between his legs while arching your back and showing off your ass cheeks literally a few posts ago

you like my ass, huh?

[ask-stripper-vox]

vel: it's been AGES and I think I finally just found Vox. I'm pretty sure I can hear him in this fuckin closet.

vox: i knew you'd be into this, you sick freak.

vel: UGH what are you doing?! SERIOUSLY?

vel: At least do it in front of the camera, V! you and your fuckin closet I swear to god. vox: HEY, I was just TESTING something! You didn't ... hah, you didn't miss anything, I promise... heh... heh. al: ...oops.

[ask-stripper-vox]

I got a question and a request!!!

The question is: if both of you had met while you were still alive, do you think you two could have been friends? Or would you have tried to kill each other?

And the request: could you gently chew on Mister Alastor's cute little deer ears? They look sensitive, sort of like your antennas! So I wonder if that would actually pull a moan out of him. Come ooooooon, it will be fun! Think of the ratings!! 🦈💖🦌

Vox: yeah I'm not putting that in my mouth vel: the ratings, babes vox: well I'm not gonna be gentle al: hmm good enough, I suppose. vox: what the fuck does that mean? you know what, nevermind just shut up and hold still.

al: I would much rather have my ear torn off than whatever this is. vel: sounds like your pet is due for a walk, someone's being a little piss baby vox: great idea, Velvette! vel: huh. didn't think he'd actually leave.

[ask-stripper-vox]

vel: can your face even bend like that V? al: well Mister Vox, get to it. vox: wh-- pffff. shut the fuck up. vel just skip these ones. even though i like that one calling me Mister Vox. heheh, cute. you can keep doing that. al: oh, but i'm perfectly serious.

vox: ...Are you really not dropping this?? Oh my god. HAHA... AHHAHA...... Okay fine then you do it al: hmmm, you don't seem so sure. i couldn't possibly kiss you if it bothers you this much... vox: what -- ?? why the fuck would it bother me?! it doesn't -- PFF. it doesn't BOTHER me. other than the fact that, you know, it's. gross. i mean i get it, wanting to see two of the most powerful overlords do-- well, one formerly, hahahaha... sinners and their crazy depravities, am i right?! al: oh good, then we're on the same page. Although... you've never let anything get in the way of delivering to your audience... do you really want to disappoint permanently-embarrassed and the deer-heart-shark anon? vox: i'm not disappointing anyone! you sound so stupid... ahem.

vel: NO. WAY. HA. did you just put on jazz music?? vox: come here, alastor.

vox: what's the matter, al? you seem a bit surprised. still think i'm not going to do it, dumbass? al: .... vox: open up, fucker.

vox: EHEHEHEH, HAHAHAHAHA, THERE YOU HAVE IT!! Much more than he deserves, but we at Voxtek love fulfilling our fans' filthy requests! aaaaand we're taking a break fuck al: my dear anon... i know you said just a tiny bit of static but that was embarrassing.

[ask-stripper-vox]

...We would've sung in the choir together.

[ask-stripper-vox]

vox: sorry for the sudden cutoff last time! I needed to... put something back in its place. Anyway! Al, take this for a sec... just hold it with your teeth like a good bottom.

vox: now what do we have today..!

vox: hahaHAHAHhaHahaha... hey, Alastor! Come here!Ever been shotgunned by gills?

vox: awwww, look at you, so well behaved. al: ..... mmmm... i'm just wondering if your gills are as sensitive as your antenna. vox: pff excuse me?

vox: you are FUcKInG DISGUSTING HAHAHAHAHAHAFUCK I'LL END YOUAHAHAHAHAHAA vel: fucking hell i told you to be careful around the cannibals, v, you're walking sushi for fuck's sake

huh, you lot are loving it when they fight. should have capitalized on that street fight more... my look absolutely killed 😘

[ask-stripper-vox]

al: I don't watch those... things, but it sounds delightful. Feel free to act it out for me. vox: you know what, that is something to consider! thank you Rude Mask. As for the vest, well...

vox: ahahahahaaa... Cute, cute. Ya know, bumblebees sting vel: hey, i designed his outfit you know! there's only so much you can do for a walking screen. that vest used to be pants, actually. vox: What -- wait. Someone's ass was in this?? -- Ahem. Al. What are you doing. al: doing your job for you, it appears. isn't that what you've always wanted?

vox: I... hate you... NOW WAIT -- you've got your own shit to worry about! tails to show...?

vox: mhm... got a couple asks in here wanting deer ass... for some fucking reason...

al: ahh-haha but let's not forget -- the shirt needs to go too.

vox: HEY -- WH-- CUT TO COMMERCIAL CUT TO COMMERCIAL!!!!!!

[ask-stripper-vox]

vox: well fuck you first anon, mmmmkay. This goes off for the second anon.

al: allow me!

vox: what the FUCK, i was taking it off! the PROPER way!

al: aw what's wrong? I'm just being a good prisoner.

[ask-stripper-vox]

Vel: .............Right, so, they've been dragging each other all over the place arguing like an old married couple for long enough for me to sharpen the 6 knives i have on me at the moment. ...HEY. PRINCE FLAT-FACE. Read these.

Vox: OWW!! WHY'D YOU JUST THROW THIS SCREEN AT MY HEAD -- oh. OH. That's. This is fucking hilarious, babe.

Vel: IKR. Gotta love our darling audience.

Vox: Well, the people... have SPOKEN. And they WANT... shark feet. Ha ha HA! (except for Doomed Yaoi anon i guess.) This one's for you, my dear Mr. Freaky... and for that one guy, the left sock will be going first.

Alastor: Hmm... No. They want deer hooves.

Vox: Ew. Don't do that. I dont need to know if you're ticklish or... anything like that heheheeeeh >_>

[ask-stripper-vox]

Vox: I didn't realize this is a LIBRARY accepting FULL NOVELS. DOES IT REALLY TAKE THIS MANY WORDS TO ASK A QUESTION fuck it I'm not reading allat.

Al: hmmm, you don't like your fans theorizing? Seems they may know more about you than you know about yourself. Did it mean something to you when I played with your antenna?

Vox: HAHAHAA you. YOU are my. Little. Prisoner. That was our deal and the only reason I let you live. So why don't you sit the fuck down and do what you're told? No no -- scratch that.

You know what? Let's get rid of these wires, after one last... hurrah.

You're gonna be such a good little fawn now that I've made you my bitch.

al: OH, AH-HA, HAHAHAHA.... does that mean I get a reward, Daddy Vox?

vox: HAHA I'LL -- wait what the fu--

al: hmm, didn't you just say I've been good? come on, daddy, pleeeaaasseeee? can I play with your antenna like we used to...?

vox: jesus christ i didn't think you'd actually PLAY INTO IT. HAAHAHA YOU FUCKING LOSER!!!! stop it.

al: I like this position. we could 69 so easily hmhmhmmm...

vox: what the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? you piece of SHIT i HATE YOU how dare you do this flirting shit DISGUSTING I hate YOU fuckin ASSHOLE

al: oh Vox, your dirty talk has improved. still sucks but there's hope.

vox: ....You. You know what? What the hell! Ha HA! Ratings SKYROCKETED after that last kissing one.

So get your ass ready, Alastor. Hell wants me to kiss your arm in this next one. Sounds a whole lot better than it's gonna be for you.

vox: Sorry -- that too spicy for you?

al: ...oh how cute. you're holding back. is it because you neeeeed me?

vox: PFFF you think i -- ?? you think i CARE about hurting you?! oh sure, why would i want to hurt a low-life ASSHOLE who uses everyone and throws them out like fucking GARBAGE. let me show you how much I care...

velvette: okay, boys you've been doing this for like, ten minutes. i don't know if you've actually answered any asks at this point.

vox: uhh... ha-ha... yeah... okay... heh... Th-there! No more... cables...

[ask-stripper-vox]

Nahhh put a bag over his head, no one wants to see the radio demon's face

Thank you for a fantastic suggestion, my VALUED viewer<3 Maybe we should work together sometime, baby!

[ask-stripper-vox]

Im sure Alastor is feeling a bit stuffy, taking off his bowtie would sure help

FINALLY! moving on from that last weird, completely unsexy ask.

what the hell vox. your screens almost poked my eyes out they just jumped out all over the place once you shoved your flat face on that red bitch's forehead

Whaaat? the viewers love that trick, Vel! just thought I'd... throw it in. c'mon you know me. *cough* NOW GET READY MUTHAFUCKAS CUZ WE GOT MORE CLOTHES COMIN' OFF RIGHT HERE AT VOXTEK!

Ha ha here, Al. Let me get that for you!

....

what, nothing to say? Thaaaank FUCK

vox can you please keep your bitch under control? pretty sure it's him that's distorting my image quality.

[ask-stripper-vox]

oh ! oh! Could you give him a kiss on the forehead? I hear the radio demon hates that because he died from a shot to the head. Skill issue!

🦌💖🦈

...okay neither of these have anything to do with ME. STRIPPING. and what the fuck is wrong with you you'd rather watch him watch movies than see me strip??

do it babes. viewers love this shit. i know he smells like a blood-soaked menstrual pad someone's been sitting on for 12 hours but you'll get over it

is the bullet wound still there?? let me see this hahaHA go on then. kiss this supposed vulnerable part of me, let's share a sweet, tender moment together....₴ɆɆ ł₣ ɎØɄ ₴ɄⱤVłVɆ ł₮ oh PLEASE. nothing about you could ever be sweet or tender.

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[ask-stripper-vox]

Dear @ask-stripper-vox ,

Take off your coat.

Sincerely yours,

@kissorkill17

Getting hot yet, Alastor? Wasn't it always the teasing you liked best?

I preferred when the sexual tension was a bit more subtle.

Eh I'm not gonna entertain that. Next ask!

fuck you. virgin

[ask-stripper-vox]

vox: YEAH alastor, you wanna fondle my head balls some more??

alastor: ...simpler times, that's all.

I didn't let him do anything he found out when I got them stuck in... something >_>

....did vox just use the radio demon's foot to take off his bowtie? Is that what I just fucking watched?

you know, something for the feet people.