stu

Pst... kid. Want some cigs?

[ask-stuart-sutcliffe]

Ashrid showed me this dumbass site, so I got on it reluctantly. Hi everybody. I make art. But not the art you think. I’m Scottish, HELL YEAH! And I do music. So this is my introduction, Stu out

[applepieandcupcakess]

no one’s impressed by your ai generated images it just makes people want your product less

[ask-stuart-sutcliffe]

do you perhaps have a time machine

how do you know who Robert Michael Nesmith is…

ask Ashrid idfk

[ask-bobdylan]

yo Bob……a new threat has arrived. @ask-stuart-sutcliffe

yo, who's that

[ask-stuart-sutcliffe]

fuck you anon

[transjackfairy]

we're dunking paul miicartney in red slop tonight !

[axlthetwink87]

@idontgottatellyoucrap

[idontgottatellyoucrap]

DONT DUNK THE BRITISH TWINK NO‼️‼️‼️‼️

[ask-stuart-sutcliffe]

OPPS

FRIENDS, ROMANS, COUNTRYMEN. WE HAVE THREATS, AND I WILL LIST THEM.

@ask-bobdylan

@ask-pattieboyd

IF YOU SEE ANY OF THESE THREATS, REPORT IMMEDIATELY

(JOKEPOST I AM NOT AGAINST ANYONE.)

[johnlennonthighs]

John and Sean Lennon. Happy birthday!

(I’m crying at this wonderful photo, this is just too beautiful) 

[ask-stuart-sutcliffe]

stu do you believe in mclennon

No.

[ask-stuart-sutcliffe]

do you think george is cute

👀 No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the dining table, from the bed to church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream for Satan mercy, HE CAN TOP ME. Until I'm swollen, until I'm crying, until he's out of juice, until I can't walk, until I'm numb, until my throat hurts, until my cheeks are red, until the neighbours know his name, until my inside becomes outsides, until my holes remember the shape, until my jaws fall off, until my legs are useless, until my eyes are rolled back and it stays there, until my body does a backflip, until my whole body shakes, until the skin peels off, until I'm paralyzed for the rest of my life, until all my holes are filled, until I can't breathe, until it gets longer than before, until he can't stand anymore, until i die, until his testicles don't cum anymore, until my mouth can't eat, until i remember the length of it, until the end of time, until it reaches my stomach, until he's grunting and growling, until the whole world hears. I'm gonna get him pregnant ten times, over breeding him all day and all night, no protection just me and him all over the house on the floor, on the couch, on the bed, in the shower, on the rooftops, even god couldn't pull me out of him.

[ask-stuart-sutcliffe]

do you have a favorite expressionist artist?

me

[ask-stuart-sutcliffe]

i want ciggies 😁😁😁😁

Sorry I smoked all of em

[ask-stuart-sutcliffe]

awwwww

[ask-stuart-sutcliffe]

hey aren’t you that member of the quarrymen John Lennon murdered?

…

Don’t even joke lad

[ask-stuart-sutcliffe]

hey it’s paul again. no.

Ok.

[ask-stuart-sutcliffe]

hey thanks for the sunglasses

No problemo nesmith

[m1ssunderstanding]

Here's Paul's version of the story of John accidentally tripping in the studio:

[John] had a little pill box, so... And he had his little sort of you know upper and his little downer. And he thought he was taking a little upper. . .

And we're getting on with the session and he just comes over to me and he whispers, "I took the wrong pill."

I go, "eh like what did you take?"

He says, "acid."

"Oh okay. Well let's work around that then."

So we just kind of kept going and then at one point George Martin comes in who knew nothing about anything and he says, "John doesn't look too well."

I said, "no he's not feeling -- He's a little under the weather." Cause we had to hide it all from George cause he was a grown up . . . .

He said, "Let's take him up to the roof of the building where there's fresh air." And we went, "erm. We better come with you I think." You know, No! Not the roof! . . .

That was quite the punch to roll with you know but we did it. We finished the track and . . . I took John home that night to my place. . .

Q: and i heard after you dropped him off [rolling my eyes at Howard Stern. Come on dude use your listening ears.] that night you went home and took acid. Because why? You wanted to be . . .

P: with my friend.

I like this telling. I like that John comes to Paul immediately with his mistake/problem and trusts Paul to make it okay. I love that Paul is battling the Work Angel and the Protect John Angel on his shoulders and manages to pull off both spectacularly.

[teenmags]

Beatles Recordings Fact Sheet 16 October 1964