I think Loud, is too Loud.

Symbiosis Sucks.

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

Introduction Post, I guess?

Hey, Uh you know me.

Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman, With a symbiote (who won't let him go)

I have an amazing boyfriend, @merc-with-a-mouth-69

Nothing else to say...

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MOD cutting in here!

Tags: Spiderlore (Lore and/or heavier asks), Crossover (Self-Explanitory), Symbiosis (When the Symbiote speaks), MOD SPEAKS (Again, Self-Explanitory)

Also: Peter Parker is the comic accurate age, He leans Tobey Maguire with his whole lore shtuff!

Also Also: This Spidey is closeted Bisexual!!! and is open to relationships with other blogs, just yknow... He's coping with a symbiote right now!

Also Also Also: He's trans masculine (He/Him).

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

So is the symbiote called Venom orrrrr

No... I'm not sure it has a name, Venom is with Eddie and I have my little symbiote.

I don't think it's Carnage either, it's not really a hungry one so much as it wants to harm everything in the name of revenge.

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

KISSING YOU ROMANTICALLY!!!

I MISSED YOU!!!

I'M GONNA COME OVER AT SOME POINT AND WE'RE GONNA WATCH IRON LUNG!!!

( @ask-symbiote-spidey )

PETIE PIE!! I missed you, too! Can we watch iron lung and then project Hail Mary back to back and talk about how we want Simon and Grace to kiss?

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

YEESSS!!!

BLOODYMARY SHIPPING WITH MY DARLING BOYFRIEND!!!

I love you so much.

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

I LOVE YOU!!

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

I LOVE YOU MORE!!!

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

WRONG

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

I LOVE YOU TIMES INFINITY

TOP THAT!!!

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Can I top you instead?

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

yes please...

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

you should come over

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

omw.

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

KISSING YOU ROMANTICALLY!!!

I MISSED YOU!!!

I'M GONNA COME OVER AT SOME POINT AND WE'RE GONNA WATCH IRON LUNG!!!

( @ask-symbiote-spidey )

PETIE PIE!! I missed you, too! Can we watch iron lung and then project Hail Mary back to back and talk about how we want Simon and Grace to kiss?

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

YEESSS!!!

BLOODYMARY SHIPPING WITH MY DARLING BOYFRIEND!!!

I love you so much.

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

I LOVE YOU!!

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

I LOVE YOU MORE!!!

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

WRONG

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

I LOVE YOU TIMES INFINITY

TOP THAT!!!

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Can I top you instead?

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

yes please...

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

KISSING YOU ROMANTICALLY!!!

I MISSED YOU!!!

I'M GONNA COME OVER AT SOME POINT AND WE'RE GONNA WATCH IRON LUNG!!!

( @ask-symbiote-spidey )

PETIE PIE!! I missed you, too! Can we watch iron lung and then project Hail Mary back to back and talk about how we want Simon and Grace to kiss?

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

YEESSS!!!

BLOODYMARY SHIPPING WITH MY DARLING BOYFRIEND!!!

I love you so much.

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

I LOVE YOU!!

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

I LOVE YOU MORE!!!

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

WRONG

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

I LOVE YOU TIMES INFINITY

TOP THAT!!!

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

KISSING YOU ROMANTICALLY!!!

I MISSED YOU!!!

I'M GONNA COME OVER AT SOME POINT AND WE'RE GONNA WATCH IRON LUNG!!!

( @ask-symbiote-spidey )

PETIE PIE!! I missed you, too! Can we watch iron lung and then project Hail Mary back to back and talk about how we want Simon and Grace to kiss?

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

YEESSS!!!

BLOODYMARY SHIPPING WITH MY DARLING BOYFRIEND!!!

I love you so much.

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

I LOVE YOU!!

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

I LOVE YOU MORE!!!

[m0uthy-merc]

Deadpool, Mr Deadpool, DP- Whatever you call yourself.

Do you think your katanas could rip this alien off of me???

( @ask-symbiote-spidey )

Holy-SPIDEY!! Absolutely-tutely you bug-eyed boy! *insert finger guns* Mr Deadpool’s got a nice ring to it, but no, no, just Pool for you bugga-boo. *dramatically takes out a katana* now where can I start choppin’?

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

Everywhere??

It's like spandex with a bad attitude and a taste for revenge!

[m0uthy-merc]

hmmm, sounds like a sticky situation. *boops the symbiote suit to test* righty-o betcha I can get this thing off in a jiffy- *Wade gently stabs part of the suit with a katana, he looks slightly disappointed when it doesn’t work, before attempting to slice at it.* hmph. This thing’s really stuck on-

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

It's like a buncha conscious slime that tells me to kill people.,.

I don't like it!!

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

KISSING YOU ROMANTICALLY!!!

I MISSED YOU!!!

I'M GONNA COME OVER AT SOME POINT AND WE'RE GONNA WATCH IRON LUNG!!!

( @ask-symbiote-spidey )

PETIE PIE!! I missed you, too! Can we watch iron lung and then project Hail Mary back to back and talk about how we want Simon and Grace to kiss?

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

YEESSS!!!

BLOODYMARY SHIPPING WITH MY DARLING BOYFRIEND!!!

I love you so much.

[m0uthy-merc]

Deadpool, Mr Deadpool, DP- Whatever you call yourself.

Do you think your katanas could rip this alien off of me???

( @ask-symbiote-spidey )

Holy-SPIDEY!! Absolutely-tutely you bug-eyed boy! *insert finger guns* Mr Deadpool’s got a nice ring to it, but no, no, just Pool for you bugga-boo. *dramatically takes out a katana* now where can I start choppin’?

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

Everywhere??

It's like spandex with a bad attitude and a taste for revenge!

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

Been listening to "HOES DEPRESSED" by THOT SQUAD.

I'm such a mood.

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

Yeah, I mean... I'm stuck in a room but aside from that I'm okay!

[flmevells]

Oh boy, hang on give me a few minutes--Old Man Yama managed to get us passage to hell. Dunno where you're at right now other than a room but first time for everything I guess.

Damn I can't believe I'm actually going to hell.

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

Just picture darkness and light at the same time, that's the whole room

[flmevells]

Hang o--

Ah. Hot damn it teleported me right in front of the door. What the fuck man.

Knock knock I'm here. Don't ask about the fit, it's my hero getup. We're getting food after this.

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

Awesome, thanks for coming by the way..

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

You doing okay now that you’re home? Do you need anything?

Sleep or enough morphine to kill a rhino...

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Well I won’t do the second option but I can and will get you snug in bed.

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

Won't implies that you have enough morphine to kill a rhino, Wade...

But, a bed does sound nice.

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Sweetheart. I have stage 4 terminal cancer that wreaks havoc on my body daily. You think I don’t have morphine on hand?

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

I-.. Yeah, dumb train of thought.

But hey, you're still the hottest man alive.

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Hmm.. how about we go to sleepy and then tomorrow we have a little date night? Because I miss you.

…..And because the Goblin is back and I don’t want you hurt so imma keep an eye on you.

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

Yeah, sounds amazing- Wait... What did you say?

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Nothing sweetheart let’s get some sleep, yeah?

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

Okay, baby... Whatever you say... I love you.

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

You doing okay now that you’re home? Do you need anything?

Sleep or enough morphine to kill a rhino...

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Well I won’t do the second option but I can and will get you snug in bed.

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

Won't implies that you have enough morphine to kill a rhino, Wade...

But, a bed does sound nice.

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Sweetheart. I have stage 4 terminal cancer that wreaks havoc on my body daily. You think I don’t have morphine on hand?

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

I-.. Yeah, dumb train of thought.

But hey, you're still the hottest man alive.

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Hmm.. how about we go to sleepy and then tomorrow we have a little date night? Because I miss you.

…..And because the Goblin is back and I don’t want you hurt so imma keep an eye on you.

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

Yeah, sounds amazing- Wait... What did you say?

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

You doing okay now that you’re home? Do you need anything?

Sleep or enough morphine to kill a rhino...

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Well I won’t do the second option but I can and will get you snug in bed.

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

Won't implies that you have enough morphine to kill a rhino, Wade...

But, a bed does sound nice.

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Sweetheart. I have stage 4 terminal cancer that wreaks havoc on my body daily. You think I don’t have morphine on hand?

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

I-.. Yeah, dumb train of thought.

But hey, you're still the hottest man alive.

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

You doing okay now that you’re home? Do you need anything?

Sleep or enough morphine to kill a rhino...

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Well I won’t do the second option but I can and will get you snug in bed.

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

Won't implies that you have enough morphine to kill a rhino, Wade...

But, a bed does sound nice.

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

Yeah, I mean... I'm stuck in a room but aside from that I'm okay!

[flmevells]

Oh boy, hang on give me a few minutes--Old Man Yama managed to get us passage to hell. Dunno where you're at right now other than a room but first time for everything I guess.

Damn I can't believe I'm actually going to hell.

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

Just picture darkness and light at the same time, that's the whole room

[ask-symbiote-spidey]

You doing okay now that you’re home? Do you need anything?

Sleep or enough morphine to kill a rhino...