Goat Bastard!!!

Tick FUCKING tock! 🕰️🟨

[ask-the-bastard]

HEY

I'm on here now! Why? Because I was bored and why the hell not?! You don't get to tell me shit.

I'm sure you all already know me! I go by many names! T'Noy Keraxis, Tinky, Bastard (of time and space), Time bastard, Tinkerer, Clock master, the best Lord in Black, the list really goes on and on and on!

I really wanna interact! Come on, I don't bite! (That's my brother's thing!)

Heyyo! Ik the intro probably sucks ass, I'm sorry 😭

It's been a good while since I've made a RP/ask blog, but here we are!

I go by Milo, He/Him, my main is @hatchettism

Please interact if you want! OCs, cannon characters, etc are more than welcome! I'm just bored out of my mind and need something to do lol.

Here's a Tinky playlist I made!

[ask-the-bastard]

Dear brother,

I know this may be fun for you to torment others, but they are not simply toys for you to play with.

@webby-on-the-web

But they ARE toys!! If they weren't, why are they so fun? Huh? It's not my fault you don't know how to play.

[the-ted-spankoffski-69]

Hi. Tell me about the box, please.

Listen...

I REALLY don't want to talk about it

But I have a feeling you're going to insist, so let me tell you this:

You know the movie Groundhog Day?

How about the bit where Phil (Bill Murray) starts driving down the train tracks, because he's done with the endless loops? Yah, that was me bud. Constantly. With no escape.

And no Rita (Andie MacDowell) to make it better either. In fact, I had to watch her disintegrate at my hand each time.

So you know, REAL great time.

I'm not fucking going back.

[ask-the-bastard]

Time to come back, Teddy Bear~

[askwilburpcross]

> 𖤐 𝐏𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐈'𝐦 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥, 𝐌𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐚 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞, 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐲𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬.

[Ooc: indox is empty so here's a shit post lol. Hey Melissa is not canon to the universe but Wilbur is in fact aware of it ]

[ask-the-bastard]

Even I don't wanna go anywhere near her

[ask-the-bastard]

> 𖤐 𝐓'𝐧𝐨𝐲 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧'

> 𖤐 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞, 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐥

> 𖤐 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 "𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞", 𝐀 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐜

> 𖤐 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐮𝐩 𝐚 𝐕𝐇𝐒 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞. 𝐈'𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐡? 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞.

𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞.

- 🍏 @askwilburpcross

Mmmmmhhh...

WHATEVER FUCK YEAH

[askwilburpcross]

Elloooo! [ Gives Wilbur a broken watch. ] I found it in my pile of items. I believe you would like it :}

> 𖤐 𝐀 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡? 𝐖𝐨𝐰. 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲.

> 𖤐 [turns his wrist to show the broken watch he's wearing. He doesn't remember how it broke, he doesn't dwell on it long enough to try and remember.]

> 𖤐 [He takes the watch and just throws it behind him like it was trash.]

>𖤐 𝐓𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭. 𝐇𝐞'𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐭

[ask-the-bastard]

MINE

[askwilburpcross]

> 𖤐 𝐒𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧

(Ooc: HELLO HI YOUR SO PEAK I WAS STARTLED BY YOUR APPEARANCE. HELLO)

[ask-the-bastard]

(Ooc: AAAA TYYYYY)

[askwilburpcross]

Elloooo! [ Gives Wilbur a broken watch. ] I found it in my pile of items. I believe you would like it :}

> 𖤐 𝐀 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡? 𝐖𝐨𝐰. 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲.

> 𖤐 [turns his wrist to show the broken watch he's wearing. He doesn't remember how it broke, he doesn't dwell on it long enough to try and remember.]

> 𖤐 [He takes the watch and just throws it behind him like it was trash.]

>𖤐 𝐓𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭. 𝐇𝐞'𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐭

[ask-the-bastard]

MINE

[ask-the-bastard]

Can I sacrifice some of my friend's bio mom to you she's a bitch and neither of us like her :/

Maybe just torment her for a while because she gives her bio dad money and her bio dad isn't too bad

YESSS!!

OH I NEVER GET SACRIFICES

[feed-it-to-nibbly]

Totally not suspicious mushrooms!

I don't trust these mushrooms. Double it and give it to Tinky.

[ask-the-bastard]

WUSS! Gimme!!

[ask-the-bastard]

Did you know you're my favorite lord

DAMN RIGHT I AM!! TAKE THAT, SUCKERS

[ask-the-bastard]

Tinky stop ruining @talk-with-tj-spankoffski's life

But it's fun!! :(

You can't tell me what to do! >:(

[ask-the-bastard]

Do you understand mechanical hands?

Duh!! I know everythinggg!

[feed-it-to-nibbly]

How does time work in the black and white?

I don't actually know! Ask my brother! @ask-the-bastard

[ask-the-bastard]

It's always and never! The past and future and never the present! Unless I want it to be!

[ask-the-bastard]

How many spankoffskis do you have in that box?

Not enough!! Never enough!!

[1m-a-b4stard]

MWAHAHAHAHA

🧢

ew

I hate that fuckass cap...

[ask-the-bastard]

🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

[ask-the-bastard]

imagine being PISS yellow

BLAH BLAH BLAH FUCK YOU

[ask-the-bastard]

Imagine being purple