Ask The Chaotic Crew!

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Are you gonna dye it?

“Maybe, it is a slim chance but maybe. Though, my brother and his best friend did pull a prank on me by dying my hair different shades of blue, green, and white.”

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Ever thought about dying your hair?

“I have thought about it. This was when I was younger, I wanted to dye part of it. . .green.”

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Lower than your brother’s IQ? How low is it compared to yours?

“My brother is an idiot, but I do not have an exact number of our IQ difference. All I know that it is significantly lower than mine.”

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Any favorite tv shows?

“Personally, I do not watch the television all that often. So I would not have an answer to that.”

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How long do you think you’d last against zombies if it was possible?

“Well, believe it or not, I’ve been through that before. But that is an anecdote for another time. If it were to be a true zombie apocalypse, I would estimate (and hope) that I’ll live for a long time.”

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What do you think about horror films?

“Normally, they have many mistakes in how they “murder” people and the logic of the films are lower than my brother’s IQ. But, there are a few gems that are factually correct and I respect to a certain level.”

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Favorite song?

“I normally do not listen to music all that often, but I am a fan of the oldies. I don’t think I have a favorite song. Modern pop songs are dead to me though. They have no variety with the beat and instruments.”

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Inventor,,, do you know any other inventors? What got you into inventing?

“Personally, I do not know any other inventors. I’ve always been fascinated with learning new things and finding ways to do the impossible. I also have a better connection with machines better than other human beings. Or magical ones, can’t forget about the magical ones...”

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Sooo why is the mysterious person behind the camera forcing you to do this?

“As I’ve stated, we competed in a bet that I somehow lost. I am eighty-three percent sure that there was foul play. But me and the person behind the camera agreed that we are not saying what the bet was about.”

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How often do your inventions blow up?

“Hmm, I’d say not that often.”

“That’s a lie!! You’re lying!”

“And I thought you were staying completely silent behind that camera of yours.”

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Sooo how’s life been treating you? Anything new?

“Well life cannot “treat me” since it is merely a word to describe one’s choices while they are still....well, living. But I do get what you are asking. Life as been treating me fairly today. I experience something new every day, for I am an inventor. Now, don’t be fooled by my age. (They’re 13) I do many experiments, and most of them have different outcomes. Except...for the ones that were destined to blow up.”

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Nothing else?

Isn’t that bad for your health? I mean, how often do you eat??

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Hi Lynn!! Basic question, but what's your favorite food?

“Greetings. My favorite food is spaghetti, nothing else.”

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Who’s the dimwit?

“Somebody that is not relevant as of right now. They will make an appearance later on if I don’t kill them beforehand.”

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What caused you to start an ask blog?

“Yes! An ask!”

“Oh my stars- This..ask blog was created because the certain dimwit behind this camera challenged me to a bet.”

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Come on, just introduce yourself!

This is pointless. No one will pay attention to this.

Please? If you just do this introduction and no one asks anything, you’re free to go!

Fine..you owe me.

Greetings and Salutations. My name is Lynn. You may ask anything you want except for my past. Do not question the idiot behind the camera either. For now, just ask me questions about..various things. Mainly things about what I do or like, which is not much, but maybe you might spark something.