Ask the Monitors!

//Independent ask/RP blog for the Monitors of Installations 1 to 7. Does not include any of the canon Monitors of 7 (read the bios page for why) but does include the three canon Monitors from 3, 4, and 5. The others are just OCs. All are in android form.

[ask-the-monitors]

"TANGENT." [tackle hugs]

"A-aaah!" With a yell of surprise, Tangent fell to the ground. "Neha, don't do that. You're gonna break me."

[ask-the-monitors]

Well hello Cinnamon, I'm the bun.

outofprotocol: well hello anon, how do you know my name

[mcdolans]

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[jame7t]

Oh you're funny, "you're personality" haha. Why don't you go and suck your dad's cock?

i made a 12 year old mad guys look

[jame7t]

they didn’t do it for science, you monster

[eatdierepeat]

True art All the other artist can go home Art is over. Good game everyone

[greelin]

there are characters that i used to really dislike in the past and now i love them so dearly and it’s just like. i’m sorry. i was wrong about you. i’m so sorry. i was so wrong

[kingdomheartstwo-deactivated201]

who the fuck names their kid pepper

[myutsuumoved-deactivated2014052]

someone who wants to add spice to their life

[kingdomheartstwo-deactivated201]

[ask-the-monitors]

Testament minus helmet equals adorable.

[skygenders]

Best Tumblr Responses 

[nctjaehyvn-moved-deactivated201]

Guys. What if they use Wash to take out Carolina? I mean, that’s two birds with one stone. Carolina would be dead, and Wash would be good as dead if he realized what he did. I mean… Carolina and Wash pose the most threat, after all.

[lover-of-robots-and-aliens]

PLEASE STOP

[ask-the-monitors]

n o p e

[ask-the-monitors]

here is another post just to let u all know that i am not ded

[officialwillowpape]

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

[wendigogh]

these boots are made for walkin

[kyubiisaan-blog]

The ol razzle dazzle

[apsci-wheatley-blog]

Testament: Four? I thought you were working on the ring.

…Four? Um, sorry! You might have a wire crossed, mate! I’m Wheatley. From ‘er, Aperture? That direction? Dunno about any rings…

…but ‘er, domo arigato! Mr. Roboto!

(That’s Spanish. Just throwing a bit of Spanish in there).

A-and, um, pleasure to meet you!

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Testament: Wait, you’re not Four? Wow. Okay. You two look really similar.

[apsci-wheatley-blog]

I get that a lot! Actually. Usually from other dimensions, b-but I mean THAT lot are usually just called “Wheatley”. Makes it a bit easier. 

But I haven’t actually met a Four. Or Mr. Four. A Fourman?

…that’s, ‘er, wordplay. Sort of. Still figuring puns out.

So, um, are you lot knocking around in the facility? Somewhere?

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Testament: Oh, uhm, Four is just the nickname I use for him. His real name's Spark. He looks exactly like you, except with black hair. Nice to meet you, Wheatley.

[lazycatz]

FNaF

[apsci-wheatley-blog]

Testament: Four? I thought you were working on the ring.

…Four? Um, sorry! You might have a wire crossed, mate! I’m Wheatley. From ‘er, Aperture? That direction? Dunno about any rings…

…but ‘er, domo arigato! Mr. Roboto!

(That’s Spanish. Just throwing a bit of Spanish in there).

A-and, um, pleasure to meet you!

[ask-the-monitors]

Testament: Wait, you're not Four? Wow. Okay. You two look really similar.

[aperturemurder-deactivated20141]

Don’t ask me about my monitor fetish/kink.

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outofprotocol: I sincerely hope you meant the screens, because Tangent is laughing his ass off at Spark right now.

[badbirdkc]

Halo 2 promo booklet from 2004