Phoenix Witch

[ask-the-phoenixwitch]

Thoughts on witchfuckers?

[jesterlesbian]

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

[melodramaticpolka]

will you welcome your extinction in the morning rays?

eighteen prints i put aside while making christmas cards... whenever i wasn't pleased with one i would print the back of the card as well as the front... then cut them down to individual prints. my beautiful "fuckup pile" my imperfect angels....

[kittykatninja321]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you’re celebrating Christmas you do not have pleny time. You do not have pleny time at all. We are in the 12 days till Christmas danger zone

[sharpestlives]

i keep looking at the swarm tour set and wondering what’s in store next…..

[toastmrlord]

I might do higher quality drawings or doodles when i wake up, but LISTEN

Ghost of you but ww1!!

[l0stvegas]

living in the USA rn means every news headline every day is like BREAKING NEWS: The Universal Free Puppy Plan guaranteeing every USA resident receives a free puppy has been terminated. Funds for this initiative will instead be going to the ‘GUNCH IT UP’ act, ensuring that every item on grocery store shelves now contains at least 25% coal tar

[ed-recoverry]

Some of my favorite posts on r/BenignExperience from the past week

Thanks to the tumblr post that made me aware of this subreddit. It makes me smile.

Part two, part three, part four

[tricktits]

[ask-the-phoenixwitch]

would you like a free clam chowder popsicle ?

[pocketknifeprayers]

i cant even imagine how tired the witch is of hearing killjoys try to flirt with her by saying the same phrase "youre to die for"

[ask-the-phoenixwitch]

it got old faster than the new cold dead hands single

[newsagogos]

Just cause it's still wednesday doesnt mean the witch is gonna fuck you

[ask-the-phoenixwitch]

what are your opinions on clam chowder popsicles

ur banned from dying for the next 2 weeks just for asking that

[newsagogos]

Good morning witchfuckers 🥰 you better not be within zone 3 mailbox range today 🥰

[newsagogos]

Pov: you're about to be sent back to the land of the living

Image Description: A screenshot from ace attorney edited so that a panel of the phoenix witch is covering the original sprite. She's saying, "Hmph. It's about time you went back to being a mere clown." End Description

[ask-the-phoenixwitch]

[killjoynest]

playing hard to get (not aiming for a level 2 death or higher on a wednesday)