we regret nothing!

Hey kiddos! Your favorite ginger psychos have decided to make an ask blog!

[todayisyourturntolose]

it's him birthday

[ask-the-postal-dudez]

bd dude deserves kisses! i will give him all the smooches

(he's waiting very patiently 😋)

[ask-the-postal-dudez]

I wanna give other dude a smooch on the cheek :]

"Gettin' sick of this fucker all over again.."

(also ignore other dudes different shades i fucked up)

[ask-the-postal-dudez]

have you seen the voices/skins video??1!1? Have you seen the EVERYONE DUDE?1?1?2?.12? LEGALLY A NEW DUDE

(omg its him...the everyone dude...)

(i hope u don't mind me using ur dude design i just think it looked super neat)

[ask-the-postal-dudez]

shoves p4 dude into the bathtub bc he’s a stinky ass old man‼️

"This tub can't contain me forever.."

[ask-the-postal-dudez]

hi there :) *grabs the postal dudes and traps them in the gay box*

(this was REALLY fun to make lol)

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[@postaldudecommittedtaxfraud]

HEY! THERES ANOTHER ONE OF ME?

"And to think that there couldn't be anymore Postal Dudes!"

[ask-the-postal-dudez]

how would you dudes react to being gifted a Flower..

(apologies if this is late and feels a little rushed! midterms just kicked my ass and this weekend has been hella hectic :P)

[ask-the-postal-dudez]

a beautiful first ask from @postaldoodle

"I think we all smell like piss, but some of us definitely smell worse than others."

[ask-the-postal-dudez]

That's right! Your favorite psychopaths have opened their own ask blog! But before we start, I'm gonna need ya to read some terms and conditions.."

Hello hello! This is @ziggehzigzig speaking! I've decided to make an ask blog for the Postal Dudes, bcuz why not??

The Dudes taking questions are Postal 1, Postal 2, Postal 3, Postal 4, Movie Dude, and Shtopor (and the Other Dude, but he's only interested in answering questions specifically about *him*)

In case it's needed, here are the colors for the different Dude's texts, so you can tell who's talking;

P1- Red

P2- Orange

P3- Brown

P4- Purple

Movie Dude- Black

Shtopor- Dark Blue

Brain Damaged - Turquoise

And now, the rules and such!

While the Postal series is known for its raunchy and sexual humor, overly sexual asks will not be answered.

OOC things might occur, as I'm not entirely up to date on the Postal franchise.

I still have to go to school and stuff, so updates might not come every day.

That's all there is, I suppose! Have fun and ask away!