Slaanesh

Sai'lanthresh The Prince of Pleassure She who Thirsts Lord of excess The Dark Prince |Minors DNI|

[ask-the-prince]

Itssssss prrple ikikdk whaaay ttrtle has donwittthh anything. :3

[ask-the-prince]

"I heard you like these here." Hands you a necklace of shattered Soulstones

Yes!!! Thank you! Finally someone who gets shit done. May you have a pleasurable day. :3

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Uhhhh huh? Im like not in them? Idk why you dreaming about me? You flirt. ;3

[ask-the-prince]

Perfection exists for those who truly wish to see it.

[depressedperpetual]

It doesn’t exist. Stop telling people it exists

[ask-the-prince]

It does! You merely cannot see it.

[depressedperpetual]

What I see is excess and a chase to something that can never exist.

[ask-the-prince]

That is because those who follow me chase their version of perfection, they ignore true perfection.

[depressedperpetual]

You mean your perfection

[ask-the-prince]

If you wish to call it that. Then yes! If one can understand it and accept it life becomes perfect.

[depressedperpetual]

You are impossible

[ask-the-prince]

Thank you! :3

[ask-the-prince]

Perfection exists for those who truly wish to see it.

[depressedperpetual]

It doesn’t exist. Stop telling people it exists

[ask-the-prince]

It does! You merely cannot see it.

[depressedperpetual]

What I see is excess and a chase to something that can never exist.

[ask-the-prince]

That is because those who follow me chase their version of perfection, they ignore true perfection.

[depressedperpetual]

You mean your perfection

[ask-the-prince]

If you wish to call it that. Then yes! If one can understand it and accept it life becomes perfect.

[ask-the-prince]

Perfection exists for those who truly wish to see it.

[depressedperpetual]

It doesn’t exist. Stop telling people it exists

[ask-the-prince]

It does! You merely cannot see it.

[depressedperpetual]

What I see is excess and a chase to something that can never exist.

[ask-the-prince]

That is because those who follow me chase their version of perfection, they ignore true perfection.

[ask-the-prince]

Perfection exists for those who truly wish to see it.

[depressedperpetual]

It doesn’t exist. Stop telling people it exists

[ask-the-prince]

It does! You merely cannot see it.

[ask-the-prince]

Perfection exists for those who truly wish to see it.

[ask-the-prince]

Sentient pizza

Sentient beer

[ask-the-prince]

Tzeentch has a necron. Why don't you have a necron?

They don't feel. That's like, my whole thing. Also boring as fuck, like they just wax poetic about themselves and their importance, what's theirs, the days before. I get why Tzeentch likes them. Just as insufferable to talk to. Though..... I do like that um zandrek guy? Zandrekh? The fucking... the guy that thinks he's flesh. Hes fun.

[ask-the-prince]

Oi, big pinky git! If youz had ta pick between Gork and Mork fer a good scrap, which would ya pick? And don’t even tink of sayin theyz tha same!

Gork, I love a good cunningly brutal. Mork would just piss me off.

[ask-the-prince]

Gah, skaven no understand why manthings worship the pink wily-excessive God-thing. The Horned Rat is great better, yes-yes.

Odd. I was under the impression your kind feared your god rather than worshipped. Oh well your kinds need to backstab eachother feeds me all the same. :3

[the-great-horned-rat]

*TACKLES* "GRREEWAAAAHAAHHAAAAAA THATS MY FEAR-WORSHIP!"

[ask-the-prince]

Dissipates and floats away

I uhh don't think you thought this through

[ask-the-prince]

Gah, skaven no understand why manthings worship the pink wily-excessive God-thing. The Horned Rat is great better, yes-yes.

Odd. I was under the impression your kind feared your god rather than worshipped. Oh well your kinds need to backstab eachother feeds me all the same. :3

[ask-the-prince]

Better cookies??? Hmm… I must reconsider my life choices.

Indeed and all you need to do to follow me is whatever makes you happy.

[ask-the-prince]

I follow Khorne because blood for the blood god… also he has taken up aggressive baking and makes the best chocolate chip cookies.

I can offer an excess of blood and violence and even better cookies, and not just edibles just like really good cookies.

[ask-the-prince]

I can't understand why anyone would follow my brothers what reason is there to follow them and not me? Especially Nurgle.

[ask-kairos-fateweaver]

i am contractually obligated to follow Tzeentch, it came with my existence

[ask-the-prince]

That doesn't count. Though would you had you the choice?

[ask-the-prince]

I can't understand why anyone would follow my brothers what reason is there to follow them and not me? Especially Nurgle.