The Red Princess

Still not Red, but trying to be a better princess

[ask-the-red-princess]

Got my first human friend!❤️

*@hatterincheck has joined the rp*

[hatterincheck]

Hey Max, just wanted to let you know that I am not evil (as much) anymore

(p.s. I am protecting Chesh Katz with my life now and will hurt anyone who hurts her so she is going to be hanging around a lot now.)

-The Red Princess

Oh, that's the case now? I didn't really get the whole evil shtick anyway. That's.. good? I think..

Also what's the deal with a copy of us?

[ask-the-red-princess]

Yeahhhh, given the fact that I knew you were going to be good (because Max is a VK), it is probably for the best that I do not involve you into evil plans anyway.

What do you mean, "copy of us"?

[ask-hazel-hook]

Captain, you are such a tsundere, it's kinda impressive

I don’t know what you’re talking about…

[ask-chesh-katz]

Whats a tsundere?

[ask-hazel-hook]

Nothing!

[ask-chesh-katz]

Harrumph! Are you lying? Why does everyone not tell me what stuff means?

[ask-hazel-hook]

Because I don’t want to…and Max is wrong anyway…

[ask-chesh-katz]

Hehehehe Mr. Max told me what it means and he’s right!

[ask-hazel-hook]

NO HE’S NOT???

[ask-max-hatter]

Yes, I am. Chesh, don't listen to her

[ask-hazel-hook]

Maxwell Hatter I swear—

[ask-max-hatter]

Clocks, did I not tell you not to use the full name.

[ask-hazel-hook]

MAXWELL. CUT. IT. OUT.

[ask-max-hatter]

I didn't even say anything incriminating the past few minutes, Hook.

[ask-hazel-hook]

Good…

[ask-chesh-katz]

@ask-the-charming what do you think?

[ask-the-charming]

I'll be staying far out of that.

[ask-chesh-katz]

NOOOOOOO I NEED TO KNOW IF MY DREAM IS RIGHT!!!

[ask-hazel-hook]

Chesh leave Chloe alone.

[ask-chesh-katz]

But what if the dream is right..?

[ask-hazel-hook]

Well…uh…I don’t know?!

[ask-the-charming]

Hazel what is she talking about?

[ask-hazel-hook]

Nothing! It’s nothing!

[ask-the-red-princess]

Chesh, Max is absolutely right.

According to the dictionary, tsundere means "someone who is initially cold, harsh, or hostile, but gradually reveals a warm, affectionate, and caring side."

And that sounds exactly like what Hazel is like :3

*cough* marshmallow pirate *cough cough*

[ask-chesh-katz]

Chesh, I love you and care about you and will always be here if you need to talk about anything.

-The Red Princess

C-chessy i-is gonna f-find me a-and I h-had a nightmare and everyone is holding m-me and i-i-i feel l-like I-I d-did something....

[ask-the-red-princess]

Chesh, you did not do anything wrong or bad. You are the sweetest kitten ever and Hazel, Red, Chloe, and I will make sure that Chessy does not find you.

I promise.

@its-not-princess-just-red @ask-the-charming @ask-hazel-hook

[ask-chesh-katz]

y-you promise...?

[ask-the-red-princess]

I promise, Chesh.

[ask-chesh-katz]

Good…um….can I say I love you back..?

[ask-the-red-princess]

Aw, Chesh! You are so sweet!

Of course you can.❤️

[ask-chesh-katz]

Hehehhee, love you miss Red

[ask-the-red-princess]

I love you too, Chesh.

Do not ever forget that❤️

Hope you have sweet dreams tonight.❤️

Oh, by the way, my room is also available if you want to sleep with me, I can make room on my bed if you want to do a sleepover.

[ask-chesh-katz]

Chesh, I love you and care about you and will always be here if you need to talk about anything.

-The Red Princess

C-chessy i-is gonna f-find me a-and I h-had a nightmare and everyone is holding m-me and i-i-i feel l-like I-I d-did something....

[ask-the-red-princess]

Chesh, you did not do anything wrong or bad. You are the sweetest kitten ever and Hazel, Red, Chloe, and I will make sure that Chessy does not find you.

I promise.

@its-not-princess-just-red @ask-the-charming @ask-hazel-hook

[ask-chesh-katz]

y-you promise...?

[ask-the-red-princess]

I promise, Chesh.

[ask-chesh-katz]

Good…um….can I say I love you back..?

[ask-the-red-princess]

Aw, Chesh! You are so sweet!

Of course you can.❤️

[ask-the-red-princess]

Hullo, princess. Heard you're not exactly fond of Red. I might have a little proposal for you.

@ask-chessy-cheshire

//want to help me bring back evil!Chloe?

Chessy, I will never partner with you after all the trauma and fear you have caused Chesh.

And, I have been working on letting go of my bad feelings towards Red because I have realized that she is a nice person who cares about people.

I think that it is time that I start acting more like her, Pink, and my mother in this timeline.

Oh, and one more thing.

Stay away from Chesh or it will be Off with your head!

[ask-chesh-katz]

Chesh, I love you and care about you and will always be here if you need to talk about anything.

-The Red Princess

C-chessy i-is gonna f-find me a-and I h-had a nightmare and everyone is holding m-me and i-i-i feel l-like I-I d-did something....

[ask-the-red-princess]

Chesh, you did not do anything wrong or bad. You are the sweetest kitten ever and Hazel, Red, Chloe, and I will make sure that Chessy does not find you.

I promise.

@its-not-princess-just-red @ask-the-charming @ask-hazel-hook

[ask-chesh-katz]

y-you promise...?

[ask-the-red-princess]

I promise, Chesh.

[ask-chesh-katz]

Chesh, I love you and care about you and will always be here if you need to talk about anything.

-The Red Princess

C-chessy i-is gonna f-find me a-and I h-had a nightmare and everyone is holding m-me and i-i-i feel l-like I-I d-did something....

[ask-the-red-princess]

Chesh, you did not do anything wrong or bad. You are the sweetest kitten ever and Hazel, Red, Chloe, and I will make sure that Chessy does not find you.

I promise.

@its-not-princess-just-red @ask-the-charming @ask-hazel-hook

[normalcoolgirl]

[ask-the-red-princess]

Newsflash: Everyone is weird.

[ask-chesh-katz]

hey, chesh. I’m Sandy. Question, what’s Chessy’s deal? She really knows how to get on people’s nerves.

@ask-sandysmee

I wish I knew.... She doesn't like me at all, says we aren't sisters..... its okay tho! I'll just find a new sister!

Ms. @ask-the-red-princess, If I drink that potion thingy do you think then I will have a sister?

[ask-the-red-princess]

Technically it would be a clone of yourself, but also yes, because it would be like your twin sister.

[ask-max-hatter]

Max, I am bored. Go borrow Hazel's doubling potion and drink it twice so that I have a version of you to be part of my crew.

Uh, no-?

I got her that doubling potion so why would I want to make a permanent more evil copy of me?

[ask-the-red-princess]

Okay, so I told Felix this earlier (he is now thinking about flip versions of all of you) there is a 50/50 chance that he will not be evil since you are already evil and either way I will tell them not to kill the OGs.

Yours will probably just be nerd you anyway.

As for why you should, I was hoping that you would just help a fellow VK out and do this favor for me.

Plus I will owe you one if you do this.

[ask-the-red-princess]

Hypothetically, would you be friends with me?

(I’m currently hiding from Pink, she said we can play a game! I’m so happy hehehe)

- @ask-chesh-katz

Yeah, we can be friends. I am a cat person.

[aquaaquila]

Wicked Wonderland cast - rushed baking

Bridget *to Ella*: I wonder what's taking them so long?

*in the kitchen*

Chloe: Hey guys, I heard we were bakin- OH MY-

Red: HELP, I'M STUCK IN THE OVEN!

Max: HELP! IT GOT ME!

Luis: I ACCIDENTALLY PUT SOMEONE IN THE OVEN!! MIER-

Robbie: I ate all the chocolate chips. What do I do... 😭

Hazel: WHERE'S THE CONDENSED MILK?! 😡

Luis: I FORGOT TO BUY THE FRIDGE!

Felix: RUN! THE BUTTER IS FIGHTING BACK!

Pink: This is so easy! 🥰 I wonder why everyone's in a rush?

Robbie: I'M OUT OF EGGS! 😭

Luis: GUYS UHHH, THE BEEF'S MOVING...

Red: THE BEEF IS FIGHTING BACK!

Max: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

Chloe: Hey guys, I got the oil- WHO TOOK A BITE OF THE PAN?!?!

Felix: I CAN'T FIND BUTTER! I CAN'T FIND BUTTER!

Pink: You guys need to calm down; this is relaxing 🥰

Robbie: I USED GAS INSTEAD OF OILLLL!!!

Cinderella *to Bridget in the dining room*: Why does the kitchen sound like a war zone? 🤨

Hazel: WHO DRANK THE OIL?!?!? 🤬

Luis: THE OIL ATE SOMEBODY!

Chloe: How is that even possible?...

Squeaky: WHY IS EVERYONE SCREAMING? I'M SCARED! OH MY GOD, I'M SCARED!

Squirmy: I'M HUNGRY!

Max: WHERE'S THE SOY SAUCE!

Felix: WHERE'S THE SOY SAUCE?!

Robbie: SOY SAUCE??? AGAIN??? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE NEEDED SOY SAUCE!

Red: WHO KEEPS DRINKING THE SOY SAUCE!

Squeaky and Squirmy: *gulp*

RED: YOU!

[ask-the-red-princess]

Not surprisingly, the only two people who are even mildly capable of baking are Chloe and Pink.

[ask-max-hatter]

Neverland saga update!

[ask-the-red-princess]

Aw, Max is sleeping in Luis's lap and he has a embroidered pillow that looks like Luis's shirt! ❤️

@ask-max-hatter thanks for saying I can come!

[ask-max-hatter]

Hey it's not my fault that pillow's really comfortable to sleep with.

Also, you're gonna part of this now, too-? Sorry, princess, but I'd like the ship to actually work

[ask-the-red-princess]

Dude, you @ed me, of course I am going to come

When you least expect it

Or when you do

Literally whenever

You cannot stop me

On the bright side, this means that I will not be messing with your ship like I was going to :3

[ask-max-hatter]

... oh clocks how did I mix it up, too

Okay, well, I guess both Reds are coming now.

[ask-the-red-princess]

Okay, I am a little hurt that I was invited by accident.

@its-not-princess-just-red This is why we do not clone ourselves then not get rid of the clone correctly.

[its-not-princess-just-red]

Well, sorry? ...For not getting rid of you or smth. It sounds morbid tho.

You can get a normal life being a clone too. At least I hope you will get that someday...

[ask-the-red-princess]

I guess that I could try to find some other friends but having clones of your friends will be so much easier.

If everyone would stop being stubborn and just drink the potion, that is.

If at least Max, Chloe, Felix, and Pink drink it, I would be satisfied.

[thecardsthecardswilltell]

Hmmm but wouldn’t evil me try to kill me?

[ask-the-red-princess]

I mean, you are already a VK so there is like a 50/50 chance that yours would be good?

Plus I would tell all the clones to not kill any of the OGs because I have no idea what would happen to us if you were offed.

And it is nice to know that someone is happy that I might be coming on the trip (I haven't fully decided yet)

[ask-max-hatter]

Hey Max, thanks for inviting me to the Neverland ship!

Wait, does Hazel know that you asked me?

No... she doesn't

[ask-the-red-princess]

Apparently, you did not know that you invited me either (which hurts a little, but I am ignoring that)

Nevertheless, I would love to see her reaction when you tell her this.

[ask-max-hatter]

Neverland saga update!

[ask-the-red-princess]

Aw, Max is sleeping in Luis's lap and he has a embroidered pillow that looks like Luis's shirt! ❤️

@ask-max-hatter thanks for saying I can come!

[ask-max-hatter]

Hey it's not my fault that pillow's really comfortable to sleep with.

Also, you're gonna part of this now, too-? Sorry, princess, but I'd like the ship to actually work

[ask-the-red-princess]

Dude, you @ed me, of course I am going to come

When you least expect it

Or when you do

Literally whenever

You cannot stop me

On the bright side, this means that I will not be messing with your ship like I was going to :3

[ask-max-hatter]

... oh clocks how did I mix it up, too

Okay, well, I guess both Reds are coming now.

[ask-the-red-princess]

Okay, I am a little hurt that I was invited by accident.

@its-not-princess-just-red This is why we do not clone ourselves then not get rid of the clone correctly.

[its-not-princess-just-red]

Well, sorry? ...For not getting rid of you or smth. It sounds morbid tho.

You can get a normal life being a clone too. At least I hope you will get that someday...

[ask-the-red-princess]

I guess that I could try to find some other friends but having clones of your friends will be so much easier.

If everyone would stop being stubborn and just drink the potion, that is.

If at least Max, Chloe, Felix, and Pink drink it, I would be satisfied.

[ask-max-hatter]

Neverland saga update!

[ask-the-red-princess]

Aw, Max is sleeping in Luis's lap and he has a embroidered pillow that looks like Luis's shirt! ❤️

@ask-max-hatter thanks for saying I can come!

[ask-max-hatter]

Hey it's not my fault that pillow's really comfortable to sleep with.

Also, you're gonna part of this now, too-? Sorry, princess, but I'd like the ship to actually work

[ask-the-red-princess]

Dude, you @ed me, of course I am going to come

When you least expect it

Or when you do

Literally whenever

You cannot stop me

On the bright side, this means that I will not be messing with your ship like I was going to :3

[ask-max-hatter]

... oh clocks how did I mix it up, too

Okay, well, I guess both Reds are coming now.

[ask-the-red-princess]

Okay, I am a little hurt that I was invited by accident.

@its-not-princess-just-red This is why we do not clone ourselves then not get rid of the clone correctly.