Ask the Sanders Dads! @ask-the-sanders-dads - Tumblr Blog

Oh yeah, here's a picture of Void.

//She just a little ball of evil, black emptiness and I love her.

I had to scroll all the way back to July of 2019 to find this photo because it was the only place I knew it still existed, so have a throw back!

#void #my thumbs hurt now-

(I continue on my adventure of asking this to everyone-) Janus how do flirt

"An elaborate labyrinth." Janus deadpans.

#sanders sides #janus sanders #ask #orchidstanslogan

"Dads, how do you put up with Big Bro Remus?"

"Well," Patton starts. "I just try to understand that Remus is who he is and be more patient."

"Well for a start, Remus is not like a brother to me. He's my boyfriend, dont be weird." Janus makes a slight face. "And I'm not sure how I put up with him. I suppose being with him for so long means I tune out most of his outbursts."

#sanders sides #patton sanders #janus sanders #ask #toodle-toot

THEYRE ALIVE, ALLLIVVEEE

"Indeed we are." Janus nods.

"And just in time for the holidays too!" Patton grins.

#sanders sides #patton sanders #janus sanders #anon ask

OKAY IM SORRY FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENT POSTS EVERY OTHER POST TONIGHT-

But there is a chance I will be mentioning spoilers in the next week, so all my spoilers will be tagged as #ts spoilers so blacklist the tag or block me if you want to avoid them!

#message from mod #announcement

ARE YOU ALIVE NOW AGAIN TOO-

"Yup I'm alive! And apparently so is my gender-" Pol laughed.

{{change it if the name and pronouns make you uncomfortable ~🌧

//everyone is so nice Oh my gosh- alright I've made up my mind. When I find a proper picrew I'll show you Mod Pol's look!

#mod astra #mod pol #changing to mod pol #you know whats funny #cloud anon and I are actually dating-#wuv u cloudy #he's the best boyfriend ever-#i know he'll see these tags >:3

Okay this is awkward and idk exactly how to proceed. When I started this blog I was a cis female and so character Astra was female too. Now I'm I'm male and dont even go by Astra anymore. Should I change my mod character or should I just keep it?

#mod astra #?#ill probably change it but idk #i would like a little feedback first-

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lewis capaldi is angst. you should look him up remus, most of the songs probably fit hoe you feel after janus left you. -🦇

"W-

We're dating??-"

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Janus suddenly runs in and hugs Remus tight. "I would never leave you!!"

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Remus snickered, kissing Janus's forhead, "I know, dear!"

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The rat man has been latched onto, but the snek boi is just vibing calmly. Hes very serious, definitely-

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lewis capaldi is angst. you should look him up remus, most of the songs probably fit hoe you feel after janus left you. -🦇

"W-

We're dating??-"

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Janus suddenly runs in and hugs Remus tight. "I would never leave you!!"

*rises from my grave like the gremlin I am*

So that new Sanders Asides-

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Help!

My mom thinks I'm spending too much time using my phone and reading, and not studying. How she expects me to study when my school is a joke and the world is crumbling, I don't know, but that is a whole other post.

She also found out that I use Tumblr, and she's furious. I'm literally not allowed to be on any social media platform, so she wants me to delete my Tumblr now.

Anyway, after many hours of lectures and yelling and tears, and explaining what exactly Tumblr is, she's decided that if this post gets

10,000 notes I get to keep my phone

20,000 notes I get to keep my phone AND my Tumblr

30,000 notes I get to keep my phone and Tumblr, and I also get as many books as I want

She's doing this cause she thinks Tumblr is useless and that I'll never get enough notes, so help please! I know this is near impossible.

I have until September 28th, 2020.

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OH SHIT PLEASE HELP

@twofingersthegiantsquid @draconic-tendencies @acornandnothingmore @fandoms-give-me-energy fuck I can’t remember like aNY of your urls—

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@aimasup @because-were-fam-ily @blinksinbewilderment @coconut-cluster @chocomiruk @dragonindigo245 @dukeborninfebruary-main @definitely-a-living-human @enragedbees @eleven-lemons @figure-skating-fander @ghosttb0y @grayson-22 @heyhelloitsk @hitmewiththatfanart33 @imsososssssscared @justsomebandomtrash @jasterstarfall @justmeandmygayships-reblogs @mayflowers07 @xx-art-is-the-weapon-xx @yuna-dan @always-anxious612 @smolest-bi-bean

( i dont know some of the people i tagged personally, some of us arent even mutuals but please , if you can, help this person out by reblogging and boosting this, i know exactly what its like to have your device be taken away and it sucks, they don't deserve to have their freedom taken away so please do whatever you can)

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//I'd want y'all to do the same for me if this happened to me, so imma boost this here too

At first, I read your blog name as "ask the dander sads" and now I can't stop thinking that they ARE sad...

//[nervously looks at canon]

Well you're not wrong-

maplecatra

I’m sick to my fucking stomach

The map flag had the same color scheme as the pan flag and now they’re switching to the bi flag

If you see anyone with this flag or any variation

Run

Don’t fucking hesitate to block because pedos are now using this new “flag” and other forms of it

Can I get a signal boost from larger accounts? Start tagging people so this will spread

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this is especially important for you kiddos following me, if you see someone with this flag on their blog, DON’T interact with them. don’t even try to pick a fight with them, its not worth risking your safety over. please stay safe..

capricornettowastaken

fucking ew

capricornettowastaken

Please report any MAP accounts here: https://www.tumblr.com/abuse

do not message these ‘people’

do not hate on these ‘people’

Just report it

it’ll only fuel their delusions

death-but-gay

NOT OKAY. MY MOM IS BISEXUAL. MY DAD WAS BISEXUAL. NOT. FUCKING. OKAY.

f-aggotry

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses hey you’re a pretty big blog can you reblog and spread this FUCKING BAD NEWS

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Hi kindly fuck off, thanks ♡

No MAPS or whatever bullshit allowed on my account

greatkinglulu

This is disgusting and not ok

thefeelingautomobile

(( Just spreading some awareness.))

queen-incorrect-quotes

As an underage blogger, this makes me quite uncomfortable, so please protect yourselves!

anxiety-prone-human

As I am a bisexual I am pissed off that they’re doing this. I’m pissed that they exist. They can kindly fuck right off.(sorry for swearing this just really ticked me off.)

claireslash

Fucking hell these damn pedo pieces of shit -_-

solarfunk

Be careful out there any of my minor followers 😟

dandelionwitch

Minors, be safe.

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i am a minor and bisexual. wtf can they just not?

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Eww, pedos

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Hey @kendallrain I know you already get a lot of problems from MAPS but maybe looking out for this flag will help?

itsboopytimebabey

Trust me I already know 😂

theeerie8

BOOST THIS S**T NOW!!!

defness

Congrats, you’ve just made it personal.

dysphoricdemonthings

ready to fight someone

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Do it.

theeldritchbeesechurger

Alright. *cocks gun* lets take these bitches out-

aadyeah

Pedos, do everyone a favor and stop existing. Yall are living statues of bullshit.

ultimatebottom69

Pedophilia ain’t a damn sexuality . I don’t know how to explain to y’all at this point . There is SOLID back up sciences facts wise . The Bible said « No man should sleep with a boy » . EVERYONE WITH FUCKING COMMON SENSE KNOWS THAT .

NOR SCIENCE NOR ANY RELIGION SUPPORTS YOU ! YOU ARE JUST TRASH !

libraryfag

@thehugwizard

@one-time-i-dreamt

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Oy vey these creepy fucks just wanna ruin everything huh? Fuck pedo’s!!!!!

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Motherfuckers were using the pan flag and now the bi flag? God damn it can we have nice things without pedos ruining it?

#not ts #random shit

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YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL

MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER

PLEASE HELP ME

IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY

PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER

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this seems like a good cause

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Time to put my blog to interesting use.

freyjadottir87

@tilltheendwilliwrite Can we help this lovely out?

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@bittergayvvitch

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So this post was originally made on September 11th 2020. I am reblogging on September 13th of the same year. At the time my computer first loaded this post it was at ten-thousand-one-hundred-and-eighty-two notes. By the time I’d scrolled down to it and chose to open it in a new tab so I could check when it was originally made, it had increased to 10,191 notes. When I noticed this as I was preparing to reblog, I reloaded the page and found that the number had reached 10,198.

What I’m sayig is that somewhere, someone’s mother is quite likely approaching the realization that they may actually be compelled to live up to their end of this little bargain.

I am now about to hit reblog, but before I do I’m reloading the page one last time. In the time it has taken me to type this, the number has reached 10,205.

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were only 1/10 th of the way there but yeah, my mom is kinda scared now