I’m Fucking Furious

Three Dark Crowns blog: the-elemental-queen.tumblr.com

[one-pissed-off-child]

Alright. I really didn’t want to do this but here it is.

Because my brain is a dumb slut that won’t stop harassing me with this bs I have comprised a list of TDC prompts that I have come up with and will be writing a fic corresponding with each one. After that I’d like you guys to choose one for me to make into a full length fic.  

Here are the prompts:

Witch Au

Goddess AU

No-Ascension year AU

Highschool AU

Triplets Tell Fennbirn to Fuck off and Die AU

Hogwarts AU

Possessed AU (In which all three of them are possessed)

Superhero AU

Mermaid AU

These are the ones that mainly focus on the triplets and their relationships with each other. Any other one-shots I post will be more focused on them individually or other characters and will not be made into multi-chapters. Feel free to steal any of these.

And hopefully after I do this my hyperfixation on this goddamn book series will finally die (unlikely but worth a shot) 

I thank you for your support in my long road to recovery

[stuckinapril]

At a certain point in every woman’s life she needs to disappear from the lives of everyone she knows and do her own thing because otherwise she would go crazy

[one-pissed-off-child]

I feel this milestone fast approaching

[beemovieerotica]

people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol

[hollowedskin]

"I asked it but it said no so the mystery is still unsolved" how have you survived to adulthood?

[one-pissed-off-child]

Me when the literal corporate drone I speak to everyday and let access all of my personal information and never read the TOS about somehow knows everything about me: 🤯

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[one-pissed-off-child]

I thought this was commentary on some obscure social issue before it quickly veered off in a direction I never saw coming

[one-pissed-off-child]

Today I read a book and watched two movies about a man named Ove and a man named Otto. I just went through an emotional airstrike

[one-pissed-off-child]

Christian mythos explaining periods as "Eve's punishment" is so hilarious when you consider that some other animals also have them. Someone ask God wtf elephant shrews have to do with the original sin

[strangeracrossthestreet]

"It's difficult to explain. But when I think back on that day, the only anger I feel is towards myself." "For not trusting you."

Where has this absolutely BASELESS conviction been in the entirety of the comic leading up to this point, lmaoo

[nonpostingqueer]

We still don’t know everything that went on that day or even before that wedding day.

Lenore seems to know, it’s just not time for us to know (I’ll just theorize what she could be talking about until we get answers).

Plus come on, they’re both too obsessed about each other to stay mad (especially when one of them is currently dying again).

[strangeracrossthestreet]

We disagree fundamentally.

I do not see any "mad obsessive love" anywhere in Lenore's actions.

They have been dropped in a death game and the first thing she does is to completely and utterly oppose Annabel in favor of the misfits. She actively sabotages Annabel for them (ringing the bell without thinking that such an act could endanger her standing in her significantly more violent group. not telling her about all that she learned from the Raven. putting her in a spot where she'd be alone with two other people who have every right to want her dead.)

In a death game.

Like, it doesn't matter that they're "planning on escaping" because, currently, they're still in the building surrounded by people who have every incentive to take their lives.

She's not obsessed nor is she in love, she's as wishy-washy as Ada.

[one-pissed-off-child]

I think this is a really bad faith interpretation of Lenore's character. All of those things are easily explained if you just consider the literal foundations of who she is. She's bad at planning. She's reckless. She doesn't like games. That's her whole THING. It's why she's such a foil to Annabel. A lot of what she does is driven by impulse, and she rarely takes the time to think of consequences. It's been pretty consistent across the entire comic. I don't think she loves Annabel any less because she makes stupid decisions from time to time. If that were the case, you'd have to consider ALLL the times she's accidently put the misfits in danger (maze, ignoring Eulalie, antagonizing the crow, etc) and conclude she doesn't love them either. It's called a flaw. Sometimes a flaw makes a character do the opposite of what they intend.

The fact that Lenore agreed to go along with any of this as long as she has is a testament to how much she loves Annabel. You really think she's doing it all for kicks? Even with as much as she hates planning and games, she's still willing to try because Annabel asked her to. It's just, until now, she's been equally devoted to the misfits. It seems like MORE so because 1) they're always contesting Annabel's group and 2) that's the role she was told to play so like...duh. I guess you could consider that wishy-washy in that she didn't want to pick a side. But it's not unreasonable that she wouldn't want any of the people she cares about to die. It's also not unreasonable that she'd be more firmly on Annabel's side after reliving the traumatic experience of watching her bleed out. I thought we all saw this coming.

[horrorfilmdyke]

who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

[one-pissed-off-child]

David from Hallelujah. Love that guy huge fan of the secret chord

[homunculus-argument]

Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.

[drafty-castle]

Isn’t this sheep in real life?

[homunculus-argument]

Children in real life also.

[homunculus-argument]

It. It literally did. That was literally precisely the point.

I have no idea how the hell I could possibly express myself more clearly.

[flickering-leaves]

The humble Oxford comma

[homunculus-argument]

IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE.

[mylordshesacactus]

#you can understand op by using your brain

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[one-pissed-off-child]

I feel like if I speak here, something will echo back

[one-pissed-off-child]

The more that I think about it, the more Lenore being far and away the richest person in the entire cast KILLS me. I need Ada to learn about this somehow please

[nevermore-confessions]

Weekly updates DO make it feel longer, but that doesnt really help the fact that the stag arc has lasted almost as long as the Entire Rest Of The Comic combined. And it was all for what? Some stuff that would have happened if the stag got in and made a ruckus, no matter how long it lasted.

Oh, we know what withering is now? We would know that as long as the stag came and Ada confronted it, no matter how long it stayed. Oh, the stag wanted to show Lenore something and the deans don’t want her to know what it is? We knew that as soon as it got here. The deans could have just taken care of it in a reasonable amount of time, and it would have served the story just as well. Flashbacks and character moments? Those didn’t need to happen right now. This is not the time. The moments and the arc both suffer from their inclusion here

The story didn’t gain anything from this taking as long as it did. There’s so much wasted time. The pacing is an issue with the plot itself

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[ace-robot-things]

>Someone makes a post ribbing the fact that r&f categorically respond to criticism with passive aggression

>R&F make a literal tumblr post responding with passive aggression ("This is why I'm not on tumblr anymore...😔")

You can't make this up

[one-pissed-off-child]

Close enough, welcome back Vivziepop

[genshiicomms]

in light of recent events

[genshiicomms]

Okay I've been immortalized in the NeverLore now so I want to add a little addendum to this. Red was the first note on this post LMAO meaning that: She consciously OPENED TUMBLR, STALKED THE NEVERMORE TAGS IN THE SEARCH BAR, FOUND MY POST WITH 0 NOTES, TYPED IN A WHOLE-ASS REPLY, AND HIT THE POST BUTTON. This isn't her like stumbling across some mean post or something she sought this shit out man 😭 go take a break from social media if you feel the need to actively seek out people's criticism, call them out for being mean, and then send your Discord Patreon Goons to stalk all their socials because They banned me from the discord and I don't have the same username on there as I do here. In summary:

go get off Tumblr and touch some grass Red.. you need it

[one-pissed-off-child]

I'm sobbing I don't think I've ever seen anyone fuck up a fandom interaction THAT badly. What actual devil could have possessed her to respond that way

[e-ffimer4l-owl]

☆

[thickness-protection-program]

No y'know what fuck you I hope your flop post gets 50k overnight

[thickness-protection-program]

To everyone in the notes who tried deflecting my curse back onto me

You missed!

[bace-jeleren]

[were--ralph]

[one-pissed-off-child]

I will contribute to the cause

[one-pissed-off-child]

The only things I know about Doctor Who are what I've learned on here and youtube shorts but. Lately I've been kicking Doctor!Annabel and Companion!Lenore around in my head. I would like to hear thoughts