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rewatching lotr and I’m at the scene where Frodo had a trip at the prancing pony and when he’s long distance zooming Sauron my immediate thought was “ceaseless watcher you seeing this shit??”
my brain is a fertile breeding ground for tomfoolery and crossovers
in all honesty I spent all of episode 9 of the silt verses staring at the wall in abject horror so I forgot to take notes but below are the awesome fun impressions that stayed with me
Spoilers for the silt verses episode 9
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9-I feel like I say this every time but WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT even the police that outlaw “dangerous” faiths (I have yet to see one in TSv that isn’t coco bananas crazy) have their own little sacrifice cult going.
Also wow what a stand up guy his police partner is every cool person I know has a necklace of dried tongues *face of horror*
I am really enjoying Hayward as a character and finding out he is in fact a bitch with a backstory is interesting (also nine weeks of training it’s a wonder he’s competent at all)
"average person does one kind deed per day" factoid actually just statistical error. Elrond Half-Elven, who lives in Rivendell and is as kind as summer, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted.
the last homely house east of the sea is throwing off the numbers
Elrond : it is actually very easy to distinguish between me and my twin brother . My hair is slightly lighter and I keep it longer and Elros is dead .
poor guy really needs a break
I am in fact still listening to the silt verses my life is just traumatically busy but I am slowly but surely making time for more traumatised queers
Spoilers for the silt verses episode 8
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8-he’s steadfast in his faith. Like a realllllllyyy thick rock. You think it’s an exploding tape recorder? I would not put that past our sweet friends at the Magnus institute.
I can accomplish nothing alone, that’s the truth. But there’s no consolation to be had in other people.
It might recognise us as the fellow faithful if we step out to meet it. Oh grand! You go first. tHiS iS aN oPeN fOrUm. FAULKNER it is an evil river monster that sounds like a DEMENTED CHICKEN IT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND. Well fuck me faulkner can tame statues on stilts. Well I’ll be fucked same reaction I had.
NO BABYGIRL RUN 🏃 RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN see I fucking TOLD YOU FAULKNER your chicken friendship was CONDITIONAL. aw poor babies Fifi and Carp (I’m not writing out full names every time I refuse) don’t hate each other nearly so much.
(I love Paige epic epic epic)
so guess who’s listening to the Silt Verses in an attempt to fill the Archival-shaped hole in my life
in all honesty it’s absolutely incredible my god
Spoilers for the Silt Verses episodes 1-7
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3-oh wow that’s fantastic lesson-never invite a thunder god (or really any god) into your house. He was traumatised really no kidding. Everyone wants a personal relationship with the divine but no one is equipped to deal with the consequences. Wow human sacrifice is such a vibey normal thing round here. Everyone here is so religious (really shocked tone) don’t forget your gunnnn. licensing a god is such an interesting (but not super new) idea. That sense of unshackle righteousness that every police officer needs. “Ramblers” Hayward is smart and knows what to say. You understand it’s just semantics if you’re gonna tell me your shotgun killed them. | I thought people were supposed to leave notes for each other.
4-I am horrified and ill and Faulkner is fine
5-Dude take a note from Peter and Elias divorce brings you closer AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am fine and not freaked out me when I see the trigger warnings for extreme body horror and am still am shocked at being horrified
6-do NOT turn me into a saint
7-this is one of the most terrifying dystopias I’ve ever seen Jesus Christ imagine corporatism but actually fearing for your lives. The sacrifices screaming louder than ever.
i should've been reading the transcripts all along they're fantastic
This is a great idea, gotta find more gems like this. I mean where else did the epic [extended sounds of brutal pipe murder] come from
I’ve gotta start reading the silt verses transcripts and taking a shot every time I’m freaked out
do I just want to drink
Right so
Finished the good omens finale yes its exam season BUT I CANT this show this couple this queerness is truly my villain origin story. This story means so much to me-where I was when I first watched it and where I am now is truly mind boggling ALL THAT ASIDE lets try to make a couple notes on my SHITSHOW of a thought process right now
GOOD OMENS 3 FINALE SPOILERS AHEAD
Despite everything, this is so precious to me.
In every lifetime, in every timeline, in every universe, Crowley will wait for him.
One good thing to come out of this was confirmation of this fact
I want to feel happy, but I can't. Not when their only kiss was a last resort. Not when they only held hands out of necessity and then once at the very end of their lives. Not when it feels like in the end, God still won and they lost.
I'm happy they live on in another universe, but my heart breaks for the angel and demon who sacrificed everything, everything, for the sake of the greater good.
My heart is fucking cleft in FUCKING TWAIN
Aziraphale and Crowley did NOT get a happy ending. Let that sink in.
After everything they'd gone through together, all their history, their love spanning 6000 years, they literally vanished into dust.
Their "human versions" are not them. They met each other in their 50s? 60s? and will get like 30 or so years together.
No sticking together for centuries despite being from opposite factions in an eternal conflict, no developing their rivalry, friendship, and eventually love throughout the ages, no having each other's back despite the dangers of doing so, no bickering, no rescuing each other, no "you go too fast for me, Crowley", no 'our' Bentley, no "angel" as a pet name, NO THEM. At all.
This is my worst nightmare I'm going the fuck back to sleep.
AHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHH
Just got this in the mail, very exited to get reading!
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We’re done, folks. The 6th and final part of my Magnus archives listening notes.
Spoilers for the Magnus archives episodes 192-200
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192-Idk…believe in yourself? Tell her yourself when you get back down. Rosie??????? And an associate. Ouch. OOOOO a Rosie statement OH MY HELL IM SO EXITED. AHHHHHHH ELIAS this is so exiting. Because I need money to live you pompous ass. The old women had always talked to her as if she was in on something. I’ve always love outsider ocs of main character. She was working for evil. She knew she was going to sit there and ignore that fact. Bouchard had always been very careful to leave his files in very conspicuous locations.
193-Oi dickhead come down here so we can kick your ass! Jooooooon! Don’t do the psychic thing. Just throw something heavy at him. Is the original Elias still in there somewhere? OH MY LORD AN ELIAS STATEMWNT. This is amazing. He knows I’m high help I’m dead. You can really tell how much of the Elias we know is Jonah Magnus. Is this why he killed LiEtnEr, or at least why he did so so violently? I feel rather bad for Elias. And wow what a shitty father goooooodness. I feel less bad for him now but still as I said goooooodnesss what a father. Jonah really is the Elias we know. The vanishing of known faces-my poor boy. What are they doing to his eyes? He can do nothing but watch. Poor baby. If we kill Jonah Magnus I take his place.
194-we’d just be swapping one self important floating hollowed out terror zombie for another. Alex’s acting is phenomenal. Breaking his promise-that’s not fair! You forbid it? Don’t laugh at me! I’m going to go and apologise to my boyfriend. stop trying to use it as a bloody antenna!!
195-okay update the vast still scared the shit out of me. As you cast about for something that might be hope. You look like crap. Thanks, youre welcome. I’d be more than happy to let you take over if you’d like. No I wouldn’t want to cramp your style
196-pErHaPs the answer a question with a question thing is wearing a but thin. But can it be haunted by somewhere? Annabelle what may I ask are you up to I’m scared. Twenty questions? animal, vegetable or mineral. Animal, does it have eight legs? Yes, is it a spider? Yes! Oh look I win. I am now hearing the voice of the bulldog from Narnia. I’m not sure you had the patience for the web. Oh piss off! Martin is speaking my mind we are mentally connected. Annabelle was thinking of a tv show hehe.
197-Martin is trying very hard to explain everything poor baby. Put.him.down. Martin are you okay? Martin: Mhmmmmmmm!!. Free will she says as we stand in the middle of a fUcKiNg wEb. Martin: mHmmmm.
198-shocking I have self esteem issues. yEaH…yEaHhhh. It’s a ladder, Martin. 🪜🪜 if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you join them? No, cause it’s STUPID!!! So my choices are jump off a cliff or cling to it as Jon does a statement. That does not sound super fun oh dearrrr. Slick and brittle as the future, dead and silent as the past. I love that Jon is narrating his own horribly chaotic climb down a ladder down a cliff down into the vast.
199-Jonah-whatever-Magnus. Okay fine blame for everyone. Weeeeee. 😕. But if you think that’s all I care about here than frankly you can fuck off out of my tunnels on your high horse. Can I have a cigarette? That’s not funny. Martin I love you, I always will. Wherever you go I go. We can’t undo what’s done. All we can do is try to do something worthwhile with the time we’ve got left.
200-my heart is destroyed. This has been such a lovely experience and these characters are so dear to me. I cried for a good bit.
And that, folks, is my wrap on the Magnus archives.
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Jon and Martin are happy and okay and are going to end up hanging out with SCPs.
Oh here we go almost at the end woopdedoo Magnus archives listening notes pt.5
In full transparency this series has mostly become me scribbling down all my favourite quotes like a racoon on a mission
Take a shot every time I go on about how much I love Helen
Spoilers for Magnus archives episodes 174-191
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174-you can be INFURIATING sometimes. I know. Harbinger of the new age. Simon Fairchild at your service. He is my favourite avatar I love this man. “Oversimplifications of complicated truths” this is my new response when someone says why’d you lie. I’d prefer to keep existing if it’s all the same to you. Feel free to pop by again when you’re feeling less murdery. Byeeeee. I was rather looking forward to seeing an old man metaphysically explode. You’re really not helping. I’m not trying to. Martin-don’t mArTiN me! How are we still having this INTENSELY boring conversation??! It just…doesn’t sOuNd like a scary threat. Lol
175-Of those who believe the past was any defence against the future. -of everything that was lost, which is to say nothing of value. Some epic quotes I am seeing. Oh my goodness really?? And here was me thinking the apocalypse was going oh so swimmingly.
176-no accusations put in so course a form as voice. Betrayal being of the hunt is terrifying.
177-oh my GOD the voice acting. This is my favourite domain so far maybe favourite isn’t the right word but it’s incredibly written and done . God the writing is incredible. Wha did you expect to be under my face? Christ Helen you scared the hell out of me. Sorry darling. I love Helen she’s awesome. “little ethical wobbled” someone really living their best apocalypse
178-welp that was horrifying
179-oh my poor Daisy.
180-cheater. I did not! I spy with my little eye…literally everything. (Giggles) just so you know this is an adorable look on you-yes, yes, yes. sOrRy tO bE a BuRdEn. Not when there’s a mystery on the loose wOoO. Besides those are the tombs with the longest epitaphs, so they must have been good people. Ooosh. Ooo it’s Salesa I had a feeling he would be up to something at the end of the world.
181-about 71 hours by my clock. Woop de do. I just told you-it’s my little bubble. Hehe. I assumed the thread holding her head together was because of a childhood knitting accident. This guy is fun. Tell me what happened. No. Look he’s so confused (everyone dying of laughter) your powers won’t work here Jonathon sims head archives of the Magnus institute London. Sinister monologue variety. Once you’ve seen backstage it’s hard to believe e in the show anymore. No reason to not live the apocalypse in style
182-Date and place of last contentment. What an incredible and chilling line
183-would you prefer I described it as a cascading recursion of shifting arrogance and hubristic dead ends? Would you described petulant poet as your area of expertise? Helen: gAsP. The only personhood I have was from someone I ate.
184-I can never look at ants the same way
185-this episode is the most chilling one I’ve heard yet. I am such a very big deal. Very big ass you mean. I’m allowed to what Spider-Man is.
186-as a matter of fact I do have a thermos. You’re joking! Martin and his tea are reunited. The voice acting to have Peter talk to himself is awesome.
187-Exuse me while I try to contain my joy. You’re exused. I love Helen. The tape recorder feels more awake. Oh joy. Deadbeat mom, classic. Shame, it’s very tasteful. There’s ferns. You are the question of what lurks behind a smile.
188-Martin was jealous of og helen. A hot coal of anxiety.
189-here’s your bloody performance. You do it all the time (collapse). I do not. Yes you do Jon sweetie. We’ve got a sort of a….cult. Everyone is so exited to see the ceaseless watcher’s special little boy.
180-first name terms with the profits…but disrespectful. I think I owe you an apology. rEaLlY no shit. Where’s the admiral? (The question we’ve all been waiting for.) well he has his own domain slay queen. Oh I’m the antichrist’s plus one. If I didn’t have Georgie I might just snap and beat everyone to death. It’s just hard not to look down on people when they put you on pedestal. Oh you know Jon, he’s a complete mess and so am I. She turned up a while back and tried to eat Celia. What a wild thing to say. Thought it was quite a good rhyme-shut up Jon. I love Georgie and Melanie trying to not be the profits. I do not want a poem. He doesn’t seem holy-and what would you know?
191-poor Martin gets startled by Jon sleep 👀 yeah well your truth is rude. Pop off Martin queen. If we find a way to destroy the powers…I’m not going to be okay. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH God I hate these conversations. Jon: yUp hEaVy sTuFf. Everything’s a bit shit. Not all of it. Does that make him evil? That makes him a cat. aT lEaSt I hAtE cOnSiStAnTlY. Again pop off queen I want my cat back.
Hedgehog-shaped jar, Neolithic period (3500-3000 BCE)
Courtesy Alain Truong
I feel you, Neolithic hedgehog. I feel you.
Magnus archive listening notes pt 4 I am consuming this podcast at a rate that is mildly alarming but it feeds the worms so what can I say
Spoilers for Magnus archives episodes 164-173
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164-oh my goodness lord in heaven Jon I know you need to vent but MY JESUS this is a lot. I don’t know why I thought this someone would be a good background to breakfast but I am REALLY regretting that decision just around now. Should she accuse someone else? Send them to the village green? Daisy I’m sorry. Are Melanie and Georgie somewhere in the dark or something? Something between pilgrim and a moth. I thought you’d know everything by this point. Yes, I suppose I do. I always knew you crazy kids would make it work. One, don’t talk about me like I’m not here. Rude. Sorry to love you and leave you but I must dash. Slay Helen. I am not nor have I ever been adorable. Okay not true. AWWW
165-Jon fangirling over merry go rounds-i was in a weird place. So far they’ve been through: slaughter, corruption and now stranger. I am very much not looking forward to vast and dark. This writing is incredible. Yes, nausea. Because of the horrible things in it. them arguing poetry at the end of the world. All I’ve done to you is not die. Oooosh. Not as pathetic as your little friend when I ate your life. What did you say? Ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this wretched thing! What an epic jon moment
166-feeling more secure now you’ve learned to kill? The watcher and the watched. I think we should go for it, get our murder on. Helen: yEs Martin! Can I come? No. So that’s a strong maybe then. Worms dont get to see the sky. DEAR GOD that’s horrifying
167-I share! I feel…sad. Very sad. Lolz. Me thinks the spider doth protest too much. When you do the whole “curse this flesh prison thing” it worries me. lol. Just how strongly she herself reeked of the lonely. That desperate, grasping need to know. Why wasn’t Fiona dead yet? Goodness heck what kind of people apply to this hecking job. It was so much easier to make it another pillar of her crusade. God I fucking hate Emma what a shitty shitty person. Yes, Martin you are my reason. AWWWWW
168-Probably a really kind benevolent ruler of a hellish fear prison. Wow. What a hero. MARTIN’S JELOUSE. I really didn’t have to. Look I’m fine. You said. :))))))) Good. Good, great. Because….he woke me up. What’s so special about him that you woke up for him and not me? Look, I’m sorry you feel that way Martin but I’m not going to kill a man just because you’re jealous. Why not?!
169-you are aware the traditional wading into a flaming inferno is considered bad for your health? You are aware intense pain can do you lots of harm. Such are the dangers of a rotten home. The desolation is interesting because I feel like it’s the least concentrated on one idea of the fears. We’re burning is one of the most disturbing things I’ve heard. Screw you! Yeah go get them Martin girl
170-this is breaking my heart. I met someone! He doesn’t like me. I don’t blame him. He can’t remember Jon. Oh my good lord my heart. I feel like crying. He remembered Jon! Not enough on my own. This acting is incredible. Everyone time martin gets a mindwip I get this sinking feeling in my stomach. Funky lofi goodness. Him saying Martin the way Jon says it. I’m loosing myself and I don’t know if I mind. And I AM not lonely anymore. I am in love and I will not forget that.
171-Jon you sound like you think they’re beautiful. Don’t you? Oh goodness. Not really but whatever. Who’s this? Your boyfriend? Yes, actually. Oh. Hm. It is the worst place that has ever been beautiful. That garden story was horrifying and amazing. Ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this thing and drink your fill.
172-this was incredibly disturbing the web may now be one of the fears I am the most scared of.
173-this is verifying my theory that children can be very cruel. Friends don’t tell each other to be quiet. From the mouths of babes. This making me want to listen to welcome to night vale.
Forgot to post these here too,,, throws the countless amount of pigeons I’ve drawn in the past 2 days at you
Now we need Peter and Elias pigeons fighting over divorce papers
