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// howdy! maple here (formerly emril), returning from a 3 year RP hiatus, so reblog if you'd like to RP with a very angry alien cyborg bug, who is the antihero of its own story (killing its eldritch blood god father)!
trigger warnings for blood, violence, religious/cult trauma, parasitism and existential horror
// mun has 9+ years experience. follows from @autumnal-multi-hub.
[ RULES | ABOUT ]
Opening Icon Commissions!
Are you a roleplayer in need of icons, or even just a regular blogger in need of a cool profile picture? Well have I got news for you!
I’m opening icon commissions!
I’ve got varying tiers of what one might be able to get, in 175x175 pixel to 200x200 format.
Starting price for the first two tiers includes 10 icons. Considering I can make a lot with just one base, this benefits everyone involved!
Here’s some examples and some prices!
Flat Color Icons
$20 for 10 icons | $2 per each additional icon
Shaded Icons
$30 for 10 icons | $3 per each additional icon
Dynamic Icons
$50 each
Considering one of these bad boys is custom made equivalent to a full/half body in icon form, they’re a lot more difficult and time consuming to make, so I’ll only be taking these one at a time.
If you’re interested in purchasing, contact me on my personal blog @winglesshopeful, and we can work out the details there!
Please provide a reference for the character you’d like icons for!
I take payment via paypal at [email protected]
Hey, so my boss cut me down to like 1 day a week and I cannot live off of $70 a paycheck.
If anyone knows anybody that could use icons or a 500x500 profile picture, I’d really appreciate the help, because I could really use the assistance right now.
Please and thank you ¡u¡
// i know I've been gone from this blog for awhile but i could really use some help. T~T
“Sometimes you just gotta burn a few bridges and move on.”
Multiverse
3+ years RP experience
Crack is inevitable
[ Rules | About | Verses ]
...So what now? What will you do? The only way to get him and his entire universe back is through the use of Super Dragon Balls. If Universe 7 wins...Then they’ll probably wish for all the universes that were erased back. You can either wait...or go into a different timeline, find the Super Dragon Balls and wish him back.
“O h , they had better win...”
“A̵N͜D ͏A͡NYONE ͘W̵HO̴ ̷ĢÉT͢S̸ ̕IN͠ ̛TH̴E̢ ͘ẂA̵Y OF AL̕PH̶A̧'S̷ RE̕T͞U͜R̵N ̀WI҉L͞L̵ ͡BE MÉT͘ W͞ITH ͜A ͜SLO̷W, ͞A̸GONIZI͠N̸G ͡D͡E͢A͝T̴H́.”
“...W-welp... Looks like this is it for me. Not even Mistress Towa’s power can keep this from happenin’...”
“A-Alpha...?!”
“...I guess... since ‘m facin’ the inevitable... I can be upfront...”
“...d-dun cry for me... t-there’s nothin’ to be done, not if t’s Xeno sama... jus’... jus’ know that...”
“A-Alpha no... p-please no..... not now... n-not after so much.....”
“I-I really do love ya.... with all my heart....”
“N-no, s-stop fuckin’ around...!!! Y-ya aren’t goin anywhere...!!! P-PLEASE!!!”
“...I-It’s okay... No matter what happens... I’ll always be with ya... G-goodbye, Jinx... I’ll always love you...”
“This can’t be happening.... this can’t be happening!!! Don’t leave me...!”
A whooshing noise swept the immediate area. Zuke Temeta has been erased, along with the rest of Universe 6.
“...!!!”
“...No... no... no..... no no n onononono no no....”
“...give him back... GIVE HIM BACK...!!!”
“ALPHA!!!!”
“...Leave it to Champa to be so damn creepy... Almost feel sorry for that girl...”
“...I should probably just remove her from the timeline... I could fuck up the timeline, piss off Champa, and keep his creepy claws off a timid Saiyan girl all in one fell swoop.”
Reblog this if your muse is not straight.
flaming--furry liked your post “nervous sweating tbh”
“O-oh...! Mistress Kassava, how was your recent mission? Jinx would be here to greet you as well, but I believe she is on a mission of her own at the moment.”
nervous sweating tbh
PSA:
if you play ANY sort of villainous character - from a pick-pocket to a full-scale serial killer - and i follow you, please know that i’ve come into this FULL WELL what i’m signing up for. i don’t expect you to soften your character for me, i’m not going to complain when they aren’t nice to my characters, and i honestly probably love watching them do what they do. not all characters are going to be the “good guys”, or the type of villain that can be redeemed. not everyone has a tragic backstory that makes them do the things they do - some people enjoy it, others just do it because they can, and for some it’s all they know. yes, there are villains with a soft spot or two - this doesn’t mean they need to change everything. our characters become friends/lovers even though my character is a “good guy”? you keep doin’ you. keep stealing those purses, killing those people, burning those villages to the ground.
tl;dr - I DIDN’T FOLLOW YOU BECAUSE I WANTED SOMETHING SOFT AND EASY - you keep bein’ a villain, babe, cause you’re just as excellent as the heroes.
Active roleplayer hunt!
Please reblog if you’re an active roleplayer of any sort, and welcoming to OCs!
Lemme Smash Starters
‘ this is a nice stick. ’ ‘ I like sticks. ’ ‘ lemme smash. please? ’ ‘ no, (name), go find (name2). ’ ‘ you want sum fuk? ’ ‘ no, (name), I don’t want sum fuk. ’ ‘ I got you blue. ’ ‘ hey girl. you want some tail ? ’ ‘ (name), your tail is small. ’ ‘ wot? ’ ‘ swiggity swooty? ’ ‘ you want yellow? ’ ‘ she doesn’t want yellow. ’ ‘ blue and yellow? no. ’ ‘ (name), I’m leaving. ’ ‘ no! wait! lemme smash! ’ ‘ what has my life come to ? ’ ‘ (name) thought my tail was big. ’ ‘ (name) used to let me smash. ’ ‘ but (name) is smashin (name2). (name2) is a hoe. ’ ‘ fuck this nest. fuck (name)! ’ ‘ I need you (name)! ’ ‘ (name) lemme smash! ’ ‘ I’ma get that bitch a stick. ’ ‘ bitches love sticks. ’ ‘ stick stick stick stick stick stick stick. ’ ‘ need stick? got stick. (name) I got stick. lemme smash. ’
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"We're aware, and we simply hope you enjoyed yourself..." Alpha seemed slightly concerned, despite his words to the contrary. ~ask-the-timepatrol
The former saiyaness let out a small sigh. “Alpha, by now I can tell when something’s bothering you. I won’t force you to tell me. But I would prefer the truth, or simply not knowing at all rather than a lie.”@ask-the-timepatrol
flaming--furry:
ask-the-timepatrol:
“………I just...”
“…worry that you’ll see him as better, more satisfying, or otherwise superior to us… and replace us… He’s the same exact race as you, and not a variant from another Universe like I am, either…”
“….” She floated up cupping his cheek and gently resting her forehead on his own. “..He could never replace you two, and I couldn’t care less about what race you two are or that he is. No one, could ever replace you two. I’m fairly sure that was only a one time thing and I didn’t exactly intend for it to happen in the first place. I don’t… I don’t feel the same way about him as I do you and Jinx.”
“...G od...” Under different circumstances, he would have told the temporary Majin just how much she meant to him, but alas... The three of them would be ripped to shreds if Towa or the Twins knew he hadn’t had the capacity to love torn from him yet.
"We're aware, and we simply hope you enjoyed yourself..." Alpha seemed slightly concerned, despite his words to the contrary. ~ask-the-timepatrol
The former saiyaness let out a small sigh. “Alpha, by now I can tell when something’s bothering you. I won’t force you to tell me. But I would prefer the truth, or simply not knowing at all rather than a lie.”@ask-the-timepatrol
“.........I just...”
“...worry that you’ll see him as better, more satisfying, or otherwise superior to us... and replace us... He’s the same exact race as you, and not a variant from another Universe like I am, either...”
What would you two do if for a day instead of you being Kassava's toys you got to be in charge of her?
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@magicalmachine6 replied to this overdone gag:
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“D O N ‘ T.”
................... Double bubble. B3
enjoy oblivion
