✮╼ thorry,, it’s my condishawn,, ╾✮

✮╼┇🦠 ' aughh,, [ACHOO] Trophy Horseplay!!,,, wanna, like, [COUGH] form an alliancee,,?? ' 🦠┇╾✮ he/they - demimale(?) ☆🦠┇════════════🌡═══════════┇🦠☆ woah!! hi there!!! this is like. the coolest blog ever btw. ran by @fansfantasticfeaturz / fffeaturz (cool guy!!!!) here!! on THIS blog and THIS blog only (because this blog is the alpha blog) you can talk to TISSUES from the hit series INANIMATE INSANITY!!! and while talking to this absolute hunk of a man you can↓ ONE!! get his condishawn. which is really cool trust me. TWO!! be other II characters i dont mind THREE!! tissues FOUR!! erm,, i forgor💀 and yeah. dont forget to LIKE SUBSCRIBE AND HIT THAT BELL!! /j ☆🦠┇════════════🌡═══════════┇🦠☆ ✮╼┇🦠 ' [ACHOO] ' 🦠┇╾✮

[ask-tissues]

[⭐️] ‘ thorry guys, it’s my condishawn,, ‘

hyelo!! welcoem to the ask Tissues blog!!

some detail/headcanons below,

🧩 headcanon- Soap and Tissues are siblings (@ask-theneatfreak-soap !!)

🧩 headcanon- lil bit blind and deaf,,

🧩 headcanon- masc nonbinary / bisexual

🧩 headcanon- autidm,,

🧩 do’s/don’ts- plz don’t do any NSFW or dirty jokes,,

🧩 do’s/don’ts- other characters/au’s can interact🔥🔥

🧩 ships- Trophy x Tissues

🧩 ships- Tissues x Trophy x Cheesy

🧩 ships- Cheesy x Tissues

[ask-tissues]

tissue im ur #1 fan TRUST ME...anyway which mlp character is your favorite...

[🦠] ' ough,,, uhhh.. I loik, uhm... ' ]

[ coUGH ]

[🦠] ' that.. pink one... you know the one..!!,!,, yeag '

[ wowee.... i haev a number one fan............. ]

[ask-tissues]

he DID start a deadly pandemic already! do you not remember covid? that was him.

[🦠] ' ouh.. you caught me.. '

[🦠] ' sawrry guys I just gawt a little sillay and uhh.. did thayt..!!! '

[ask-tissues]

I feel like you’re gonna start a deadly pandemic one day.

[🦠] ' hahah..!!!! then you will awll know how it feels-uh..!!!!!!! '

[ ACHOO!!!!! ]

[ask-tissues]

🪤uou want dat cheese boy

[🦠] ' ouh.. '

[🦠] ' I want thayt cheese.. '

[ask-tissues]

oh uh hey tissues!!

- 🪭

[🦠] ' oh, uhh.. hey, Fayn (Fan)..!! what-- what're you doin here-uh..? '

[ask-tissues]

[🦠] ' woah,, '

[ask-tissues]

TISSUESSH I LOVEYOU (platonically) I really think you’re a cool and ENJOYABRLE guy and it was a shame to see you get out super early.. smmhh….. Also I need your opinion on Trophy/! (It’s super important,, trust) and I feel like I have typed too much now,, whoopsies :,l

[🦠] ' aww im so famouss,, ACHOO i also didnt like how early i was ouut, i didnt deserve thatt,, COUGH CPUGH '

[🦠] ' uhh,, Trophy, like, Trophy 'horseplay,,?' he's, ermm, he's cool,, I guess,,, '

[ occ translation - he is in lauv!!! 👍 ]

[ask-tissues]

hi!!! I have severe art block in terms of comedy right now augh

@badlydrawncheesy

[🦠] ' you should draw,, COUGH soap getting beaten up by my condishawwn!!,, '

[🦠] ' revenge for, uhh, not letting me play animal jam in the ACHOO the middle of the nighhht!,,!!, '

[badlydrawncheesy]

no I... I meant I can't think of jokes

uh... I woke up in the middle of the night I should go back to sleep

[ask-tissues]

[🦠] ' aughh,, sleep is for the WEAK!!,, ACHOO '

[🦠] ' but you seem pretty weakk,, so okay, I- COUGH I guess,, '

[🦠] ' you should still draw thatt,, it would be so COUGH cooll!,,!!, '

[ask-tissues]

hi!!! I have severe art block in terms of comedy right now augh

@badlydrawncheesy

[🦠] ' you should draw,, COUGH soap getting beaten up by my condishawwn!!,, '

[🦠] ' revenge for, uhh, not letting me play animal jam in the ACHOO the middle of the nighhht!,,!!, '

[ask-tissues]

kill yourself

[🦠] ' aughh,, SNIFF thats really meaan,, you shoudlnt say th-ACHOO-at!!,, '

[🦠] ' I'm telling soaap,, COUGH my sister can beat up your sisteer!!!!,, '

[ask-tissues]

augh,, nuh uh, my condishawn says that I'm, uh,,, COUGH immune to God!!,!

[ask-tissues]

KILL YOURSELF

WAAAAAA!!!,,,! COUGH COUGH WAAAAAA!,,!,!!!,!

[ask-tissues]

worst symptom of the condishawn?

guh,, probably the uncontrollable heat thingies,,

I don't like being on fire,,

[ask-tissues]

*punches you really really hard*

AUGH,,

COUGH WHY DID YOU DO THAT,,

[ask-tissues]

dude i think thats just called being gay

guh,, no it's my condishawn,,

C O U G H

I think uh,, soap said she was gay, or something,,

[ask-tissues]

what are some symptoms of your conDiSHaWn?

erm,, I have this rlly annoying symptom of my condishawn,,

it makes me want to kiss trophy,, it's so annoying,,