Have Fun Smelling My Poops, Bitches!

Well - I'm 27 and I'm still living with my parents in Overland Park. I have an Art History degree from a night school. My cat just died. I have lost 25% control of my sphincter muscles. I get a clicking sound in my jaw when I eat. I drive a '91 Dodge Neon. I have ovarian cysts. Sometimes I pee the bed still. I have Alopecia. The only man who wants to fuck me is my 48-year-old manager at Pizza Street. P.S. He only has one ball. (See Character Blogs in the "Characters")

[danisnottouchingbutts-deactivat]

[princessfreewill]

Do you often find yourself in a stressful environment?

[princessfreewill]

I’m seventeen and attractive… What the fuck do I have to be stressed about?

[mpgisofficial]

The Most Popular Girls in School Episode 18 (HD)

featuring

Sourcefed’s Lee Newton and The Morning After’s Haley Mancini

[thekyan]

[marksimuss]

Ahh the power of angles.. #mpgis (at Extra Credit Productions)

[itsannxiety]

I probably would ship this.

[umbreeon]

[s-gellar]

[itsannxiety]

Badass Deandra is badass.

[itsannxiety]

[catchadoorian-blog]

That’s exactly what my cheer coach says to me

[digitalpeachie]

oh god what did i do

[ask-tmpgis-blog]

Rachel Tice

- Rachel Fucking Tice

- Loves Gossip Girl

- Records teen wold on the DVR so she can skip the commercials

- Gave a blow jay to ever boy in school

- Prom Queen

- Ate a rollie polly in the god damn third grade

- A stupid fucking abortion

[ask-tmpgis-blog]

Saison Marguerite

- Everyone knows she's from Montreal.

- Says "How do you say" before shit she clearly knows how to say.

- Is pregnant with Blaine's child.

- Likes crêpes.

- Brittany Matthews wants to fucking murder her.

[ask-tmpgis-blog]

The VanBurens

Shay VanBuren   

- Deaf in one ear 

- Owns the girls bathrooms

- NEVER call her a fucking liar

- Part of the VanBuren Family

- First one not to hold the title of Head Cheerleader in her family

Makayla VanBuren

- Most popular girl at MedowLane Elementary

- Has lice

Cameron VanBuren

- Most popular girl in ever at any school ever

- 31 year old boyfriend

- Shit ton of sororities 

[ask-tmpgis-blog]

Trisha Cappelletti

- Cheerleader.

- Dates Matthew Deringer.

- Blames it all on Ashley Katchadourian.

- Absent minded.

- Black doesn't go with her dress.

Her blog here, ask her questions!

[ask-tmpgis-blog]

Brittany Matthews

- A sassy ass bitch.

- Wants to fucking murder you.

- Recently found God then went shopping.

- Swears like a motherfucker.

- Doesn't give second rate handjobs.

- Hates people from Montreal.

- Isn't pregnant.

- An Overland Park Cheerleader.

- Co Head Vice Cheerleader.

-Glee.

- Butthole, not growler.

- Trust issues.

Her blog here, ask her questions!

[ask-tmpgis-blog]

Mackenzie Zales

- Head cheerleader, homecoming queen, part time model.

- Called Shay VanBuren a fucking liar oh shit

- One of the popular girls.

- Wanted to be prom queen but then lost to fucking Rachel Tice.

- Has a little sister, Caitlin Zales that goes to MeadowLane Elementary.

- Hates Shay VanBuren.

- Has a bald spot.