spooky scary robot skeletons

Hello humans and anything else. This is my necron oc Trazzarch the cryptek. I am a necron cryptek. This is a ask/rp blog. I fought in the war in in heaven I've been alive for over 60 million years. I don't know how or why but I've managed to keep my personality intact. I serve any necron Lord. My main overlord is Dazis the codenik. We are of the the tylik dynasty. ( I made both of those up they don’t exist in normal Cannon) But for the past while I've been out on my own exploring the galaxy. You can usually find me with Rogue Traders or Ork freebooters. I am a little how you say "extremely sarcastic". I am also very sadistic. To die at my hands is a fate you only see in your worst nightmares. Now the things i like Murdering tau and making them into fishsticks and selling them to belisarius cawl. Watching that anime and hentai stuff. Playing games i stole from the adeptus mechaicus. Listening to human music like metal, death metal, third wave ska, classic rock like 1960s - 1980s, rap rock, rap, nerdcore rap, trap, dubstep, brostep, house, electro swing, future bass, and edm. Exploring the galaxy. Meeting aliens.

[dot-323]

( a warp portal opens with a explosion to hourgaths position. The salesman of hentai walks out. ) Hay buddy did ya miss me?

*hourgath did not expect the sudden arrival of an…old frieand especially with such messy fashion being all cover with wight slimy…..instantly hourgath relised what he was covered with and instantly he jumped in to nearest swamp that his planet was knowen for having quight alot of them but becous of his frieand unexpected loud arrival all the sleeping beasts of nurgle woke up and started to run around crazy puppy style *

Hourgath: oh hello there my un shamful frieand it was truly a long time since we last met . How are you doing latly . How is your pleasur “ planet doing .oh and mind explaining why in your arrival you covered me with this wight substance oh and I would really upretiate that you could I dont know KNOCKED next time you spooked maggots out of me not to mention all beasts I need to subdue now *sigh*…but I digress so how you been doing

[the-hentai-salesman00]

Me? I’ve been going on crusades in tge name of slaanesh. Dude I’m a chaos lord. Anyways the white explosion was a gift from mother slaanesh. Sorry didn’t know i landed that close. Sorry about the nurglings waking up. I just don’t subtle.

[dot-323]

Hourgath : ow now that’s intreasting . So who were you battling this time . Were they pathetic loyalists or xenos scum that dared to go against the might of slaanesh. And no biggie about nurglings they would ve been awake anyway and plus needed some of these nurglings to help me with kids that are about to arrive they re really good at entertaining them

[the-hentai-salesman00]

You know nids kill em all and this robo douche helped me. ( The same portal opens up teleporting @ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k near the salesmen )

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

AHHH I mean filth- Oh it’s just you guys.

[dot-323]

Hourgath : a necron lord helps a cgaos lord….you dont see that every day I’ll say . So why would a necron lord worked with the chaos lord the worshipers of ruinous power you now the power that is quight of active at damaging the soulless skeleton machines

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

I was forced into it alright. Besides chaos hasn't killed me yet so I'm not really fight against it. Besides i think we could all agree the nids are a bigger threat by many galaxys.

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

AHHH VEX i mean NECRONS (If I spelt that wrong my bad)- Knight Barros of House Sword

Vex? You got me interested talk.

[fall-barros]

The Vex are an ancient cyborg species linked together and governed by Axis Minds.

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

Sounds like a lost necron dynasty.

[jibberthegretchin]

Also ‘eard they’re just white watery goobits in a metal shell fing

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

A target the lights up ok.

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

AHHH VEX i mean NECRONS (If I spelt that wrong my bad)- Knight Barros of House Sword

Vex? You got me interested talk.

[fall-barros]

The Vex are an ancient cyborg species linked together and governed by Axis Minds.

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

Sounds like a lost necron dynasty.

[dot-323]

( a warp portal opens with a explosion to hourgaths position. The salesman of hentai walks out. ) Hay buddy did ya miss me?

*hourgath did not expect the sudden arrival of an…old frieand especially with such messy fashion being all cover with wight slimy…..instantly hourgath relised what he was covered with and instantly he jumped in to nearest swamp that his planet was knowen for having quight alot of them but becous of his frieand unexpected loud arrival all the sleeping beasts of nurgle woke up and started to run around crazy puppy style *

Hourgath: oh hello there my un shamful frieand it was truly a long time since we last met . How are you doing latly . How is your pleasur “ planet doing .oh and mind explaining why in your arrival you covered me with this wight substance oh and I would really upretiate that you could I dont know KNOCKED next time you spooked maggots out of me not to mention all beasts I need to subdue now *sigh*…but I digress so how you been doing

[the-hentai-salesman00]

Me? I’ve been going on crusades in tge name of slaanesh. Dude I’m a chaos lord. Anyways the white explosion was a gift from mother slaanesh. Sorry didn’t know i landed that close. Sorry about the nurglings waking up. I just don’t subtle.

[dot-323]

Hourgath : ow now that’s intreasting . So who were you battling this time . Were they pathetic loyalists or xenos scum that dared to go against the might of slaanesh. And no biggie about nurglings they would ve been awake anyway and plus needed some of these nurglings to help me with kids that are about to arrive they re really good at entertaining them

[the-hentai-salesman00]

You know nids kill em all and this robo douche helped me. ( The same portal opens up teleporting @ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k near the salesmen )

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

AHHH I mean filth- Oh it's just you guys.

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

AHHH VEX i mean NECRONS (If I spelt that wrong my bad)- Knight Barros of House Sword

Vex? You got me interested talk.

[archiesoniconline]

Why didn't Sonic and Sally kiss at the end of 249?

I’m sure Sonic wanted to, but he’s enough of a gentleman to know that making romantic advances on someone who’s in a very fragile emotional state is NOT a good idea.

[dot-323]

Hourgath: the blue abomination actually has emotions who new

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

I thought i killed the damn thing.

[roleplaymemesforyou]

My muse cannot lie ! Send :

( feel free specify a context for each symbol )

💓  - And a name to ask if they would start a relationship with them. ⇕ - And a name to ask if they would sleep with them. ✮- And a name to hear their real feelings for them.< ☠ - And a name/ topic to hear what they hate the most about it/them. ✂-  For  one of the wrost mischief they did. ₪ -  For a kink. 回 - For a phobia they have. ✦ - For a guilty pleasure. ◎  - Next to any question to have it answered sincerely, no matter how personal or embarassing.

[ask-a-haemonculus40k-blog]

If somebody wants to RP with a Haemonculus, nows yer chance, because Tumblr might off this blog as well.

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

Hello

[ask-a-haemonculus40k-blog]

“Yez? Vho iz thiz? Vait, iz zhat you Drachenfelz? No, vait you don’t have vox. Vho iz thiz?”

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

Oh me I’m a cryptic old machine. I found myself in what do you call this place again Camorra? I you are a drukhari? I fought your ancestors millions of years ago. And you pointy eared fuvks are still around.

[ask-a-haemonculus40k-blog]

“Commorragh? How haz a Necrontyr made itz vay to Commorragh and not died? Fazcinating! Mine laboratory iz zhe one that lookz to be on fire in zhe middle of zhe Haemonculi diztrict. Itz not of course, but it iz very convincing! I zhall make my way zhere via my methods. And as to vhat I am: I remember when your ilk ztill vorshipped zhe C'tan. Toodlez, remember zhe burning laboratory! Meet me zhere, Necrontyr!”

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

Alright. ( a few minutes later) I’m here you crazy not german drukhari.

[ask-a-haemonculus40k-blog]

Hanging from one of the lower balconies, a figure is looking at a test tube closely. It has too many arms for any normal being.

“German, an extinct but ztill culturally zignificant people to zhe mon'keighz, as zeen vith zheir Black Zemplars. And I am an Eldar, not one of theze Drukhari. Zhat is a corruption of a far more ancient vord.”

Dropping down, the Haemonculus brings himself into the light. It’s not a nice sight. He’s taller than most Eldar but that’s definitely unnatural. His black coat seems distinctly medical in nature, as well as the assortment of devices attached to the mechanical limbs that protrude from his back like some kind of monstrous spider or Tyranid. The comparison is only made worse when his second set of organic arms begins to reaffix some type of goggles onto his forehead-or rather the second set of eyes made to fit there.

“Hello, I am Lord Fleshcrafter Kendruak, and vhat is your name my fellow abomination before zhe natural world?”

One of the eight hands extends. One of the organic ones.

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

Trazzarch. ( he shakes both of them with two of his 4 arms. ) Now my crazy not german but still has a german accent eldar. What do you want with me?

[ask-a-haemonculus40k-blog]

“A piece of you. Or zeveral but uzually, I only get a piece. I vant to zee if I can grow a Necrontyr!”

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

One Beep boop beep I’m a robot. Two touch me and I’ll be wearing you as a coat.

[ask-a-haemonculus40k-blog]

“One: Technically you are android in zhe Necrontyr organic form, and one made of living metal. And two: You could try, pozzibly zucceed, it vouldn’t be zhe first time one of mine vessels has died, and it vouldn’t be zhe last. But remember vhere you are. Zhe City of Ztolen Zuns, home of the mozt vicked of my kind. Zo I vish for a piece of you zo I can grow a Necrontyr. It vould prove a theory I’ve had for quite some time.”

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

You want one? Come and take it! ( a small portal opens and a staff appears out of it. )

But let ne warn you. I'm not like any of my kind. I was born with psychic abilities. Unherd of for necrotys. And to be honest i am really powerful. Weaker then god emps of humanity. But nothing to scoff at. When eventually the c'tan forced me into this cold body. I binded my soul to it. Kinda of like a chaos android. But i am no servent of chaos. Now i sense something much older then me. A important part of history. The great c'tan known as The Deceiver is here.

[ask-a-haemonculus40k-blog]

If somebody wants to RP with a Haemonculus, nows yer chance, because Tumblr might off this blog as well.

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

Hello

[ask-a-haemonculus40k-blog]

“Yez? Vho iz thiz? Vait, iz zhat you Drachenfelz? No, vait you don’t have vox. Vho iz thiz?”

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

Oh me I’m a cryptic old machine. I found myself in what do you call this place again Camorra? I you are a drukhari? I fought your ancestors millions of years ago. And you pointy eared fuvks are still around.

[ask-a-haemonculus40k-blog]

“Commorragh? How haz a Necrontyr made itz vay to Commorragh and not died? Fazcinating! Mine laboratory iz zhe one that lookz to be on fire in zhe middle of zhe Haemonculi diztrict. Itz not of course, but it iz very convincing! I zhall make my way zhere via my methods. And as to vhat I am: I remember when your ilk ztill vorshipped zhe C'tan. Toodlez, remember zhe burning laboratory! Meet me zhere, Necrontyr!”

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

Alright. ( a few minutes later) I’m here you crazy not german drukhari.

[ask-a-haemonculus40k-blog]

Hanging from one of the lower balconies, a figure is looking at a test tube closely. It has too many arms for any normal being.

“German, an extinct but ztill culturally zignificant people to zhe mon'keighz, as zeen vith zheir Black Zemplars. And I am an Eldar, not one of theze Drukhari. Zhat is a corruption of a far more ancient vord.”

Dropping down, the Haemonculus brings himself into the light. It’s not a nice sight. He’s taller than most Eldar but that’s definitely unnatural. His black coat seems distinctly medical in nature, as well as the assortment of devices attached to the mechanical limbs that protrude from his back like some kind of monstrous spider or Tyranid. The comparison is only made worse when his second set of organic arms begins to reaffix some type of goggles onto his forehead-or rather the second set of eyes made to fit there.

“Hello, I am Lord Fleshcrafter Kendruak, and vhat is your name my fellow abomination before zhe natural world?”

One of the eight hands extends. One of the organic ones.

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

Trazzarch. ( he shakes both of them with two of his 4 arms. ) Now my crazy not german but still has a german accent eldar. What do you want with me?

[ask-a-haemonculus40k-blog]

“A piece of you. Or zeveral but uzually, I only get a piece. I vant to zee if I can grow a Necrontyr!”

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

One Beep boop beep I'm a robot. Two touch me and I'll be wearing you as a coat.

[ask-a-haemonculus40k-blog]

If somebody wants to RP with a Haemonculus, nows yer chance, because Tumblr might off this blog as well.

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

Hello

[ask-a-haemonculus40k-blog]

“Yez? Vho iz thiz? Vait, iz zhat you Drachenfelz? No, vait you don’t have vox. Vho iz thiz?”

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

Oh me I’m a cryptic old machine. I found myself in what do you call this place again Camorra? I you are a drukhari? I fought your ancestors millions of years ago. And you pointy eared fuvks are still around.

[ask-a-haemonculus40k-blog]

“Commorragh? How haz a Necrontyr made itz vay to Commorragh and not died? Fazcinating! Mine laboratory iz zhe one that lookz to be on fire in zhe middle of zhe Haemonculi diztrict. Itz not of course, but it iz very convincing! I zhall make my way zhere via my methods. And as to vhat I am: I remember when your ilk ztill vorshipped zhe C'tan. Toodlez, remember zhe burning laboratory! Meet me zhere, Necrontyr!”

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

Alright. ( a few minutes later) I’m here you crazy not german drukhari.

[ask-a-haemonculus40k-blog]

Hanging from one of the lower balconies, a figure is looking at a test tube closely. It has too many arms for any normal being.

“German, an extinct but ztill culturally zignificant people to zhe mon'keighz, as zeen vith zheir Black Zemplars. And I am an Eldar, not one of theze Drukhari. Zhat is a corruption of a far more ancient vord.”

Dropping down, the Haemonculus brings himself into the light. It’s not a nice sight. He’s taller than most Eldar but that’s definitely unnatural. His black coat seems distinctly medical in nature, as well as the assortment of devices attached to the mechanical limbs that protrude from his back like some kind of monstrous spider or Tyranid. The comparison is only made worse when his second set of organic arms begins to reaffix some type of goggles onto his forehead-or rather the second set of eyes made to fit there.

“Hello, I am Lord Fleshcrafter Kendruak, and vhat is your name my fellow abomination before zhe natural world?”

One of the eight hands extends. One of the organic ones.

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

Trazzarch. ( he shakes both of them with two of his 4 arms. ) Now my crazy not german but still has a german accent eldar. What do you want with me?

[ask-a-haemonculus40k-blog]

If somebody wants to RP with a Haemonculus, nows yer chance, because Tumblr might off this blog as well.

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

Hello

[ask-a-haemonculus40k-blog]

“Yez? Vho iz thiz? Vait, iz zhat you Drachenfelz? No, vait you don’t have vox. Vho iz thiz?”

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

Oh me I’m a cryptic old machine. I found myself in what do you call this place again Camorra? I you are a drukhari? I fought your ancestors millions of years ago. And you pointy eared fuvks are still around.

[ask-a-haemonculus40k-blog]

“Commorragh? How haz a Necrontyr made itz vay to Commorragh and not died? Fazcinating! Mine laboratory iz zhe one that lookz to be on fire in zhe middle of zhe Haemonculi diztrict. Itz not of course, but it iz very convincing! I zhall make my way zhere via my methods. And as to vhat I am: I remember when your ilk ztill vorshipped zhe C'tan. Toodlez, remember zhe burning laboratory! Meet me zhere, Necrontyr!”

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

Alright. ( a few minutes later) I'm here you crazy not german drukhari.

[ask-a-haemonculus40k-blog]

If somebody wants to RP with a Haemonculus, nows yer chance, because Tumblr might off this blog as well.

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

Hello

[ask-a-haemonculus40k-blog]

“Yez? Vho iz thiz? Vait, iz zhat you Drachenfelz? No, vait you don’t have vox. Vho iz thiz?”

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

Oh me I'm a cryptic old machine. I found myself in what do you call this place again Camorra? I you are a drukhari? I fought your ancestors millions of years ago. And you pointy eared fuvks are still around.

[ask-a-haemonculus40k-blog]

If somebody wants to RP with a Haemonculus, nows yer chance, because Tumblr might off this blog as well.

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

Hello

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

Hourgath : Somone sent me this and said I must sent this for other people that I dim worthy of : 🏆 This is the Amazing Person Award 🏆 ✨💛 Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know someone thinks you're amazing inside and out 💛✨

Thank you? Strange to here this from a spawn of chaos. I hope you aren’t getting any idea’s. But yet again the only plauge i can get is the flayer virus.

[dot-323]

Hourgath : *demonic putrid chuckle *glad to hear…….

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

Quite your laughing beforee i get that slaaneshie girl you fear after you.

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

Hourgath : Somone sent me this and said I must sent this for other people that I dim worthy of : 🏆 This is the Amazing Person Award 🏆 ✨💛 Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know someone thinks you're amazing inside and out 💛✨

Thank you? Strange to here this from a spawn of chaos. I hope you aren't getting any idea's. But yet again the only plauge i can get is the flayer virus.

[gamercrunch]

Warhammer 40k Black Templar Chaplain Cosplay

via reddit

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

This is dope

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

Lord Guilliman, how did you feel about the World of Catachan when you learned the Daemon's had already been dealt with by the time you arrived?

“Relieved, it meant I did not have to deal with the Barking Toad.”

“This thing is evil…”

[ask-jaghatai-khan]

“It is wearing jeans…”

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

I’m going to boop the snoot.

[asksanguinius40k]

“ keep a eye on Cawl’s little genestealer hybrid . These are some jeans that they must not try to steal .”

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

You mean jeremy. He blocked me.

[ahr-ikitsune-sekushi-girl-deact]

Holy sister of leg day

[ask-trazzarch-the-cryptek-40k]

I think you got the wrong post.