I can't even

Alex, New Zealand, Maori, hey

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[kaylmao]

op must have been on meatloaf and mashed potatoes when they posted this

[beargirl2]

[ferrethavermoved]

women should get even more childless

[mousenemy]

[sword-wielding-sapphic]

this sucks so bad I'm gonna [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] declare war against the british empire

[segamascott]

[pauljpeg]

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]

[bonivers]

i’m boreddddd let’s forgive ourselves for our failures

[ozempicofficial]

[that-house]

[mark-gently]

NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[beachcoma]

being into some bullshit that nobody cares about and also is stupid really changes you

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING