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morty: lots of lil bubbles or one big bubble? the world needs to know!

Yes I am absolutely referencing this...

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Happy (sorta early) Halloween from U-083 Rick & Morty!

Have fun and be safe, guys! And most importantly get lots of candy!

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100 followers already?? Damn! Thank you all so much!!

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Hey! Sorry for the absence, I’m not ignoring any of the asks that have been sent recently, I’m just very busy with some schoolwork lately. Most of it is due this Friday so hopefully I’ll be able to spend some time on the weekend answering asks, but until then thank you for being so patient! (And do keep the asks coming!)

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awwwwww, Morty you're such a cute lil bean!!! *Hug da Morty* I could just hug you forever!!~

Morty: I love hugs but uh! The-they make me bubble up sometimes...

Hope y’all haven’t forgotten that Morty blows bubbles out of his mouth. And also his eyes...but don’t make him sad, please...

(Ft. @ask-karadreemurr)

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is it true you smoke that wacky tobaccy rick?? :o

Rick: Man I used to live off the st-the stuff in my teens. I mean I, I still smoke at least once o-or maybe more every week. Used to do a lot of...all kindsa junk. 

So yeah, I do actually have a sort of timeline for Rick U-083′s life, but I wasn’t sure if I should state some of the plain old facts or let them all ~reveal~ themselves or whatever...although I might post it for the hell of it.

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Rick and Morty except it’s one continuous line.

please don’t copy/trace/redistribute my art without permission thanks

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I’m just gonna throw this here...cough cough @whiskey-and-toast

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neopets????

Like grandpa like grandson...just casually masturbating in the kitchen.

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FUCK NO I DON’T SHIP RIC/KMO/RTY

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I KNOW THAT ANIMAL CROSSING POST WAS FOREVER AGO BUT THE LEGENDARY STARFY WAS MY JAM HOLY CRAP

Morty: I, uh, actually just like most anything cute that helps me escape th-the dread of being alive!

Sorry for the dark comment on here?? It’s probably funnier in my head that it should be. Also I’ve been listening to the Starfy OST while drawing this.

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interdimensional winners of the all-you-can-eat-worple-competition, @ask-u083‘s Rick and Rick N-23

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just some n-23 gettin handsy with @ask-u083‘s squishy Rick

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Rick: I…I like gross…

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Hey rick, how long u been since u recovered?? U have any permanent body damage frm it like i do??

Rick: A lot of the internal damage that has been done has been corrected by surgery...replacement this, replacement that. I have the technology to-to-to remove scars, it’s nothing complicated but...un-unless it’s from a surgery I like to keep my scars. If-if-if I wanted to I could look like a damn Ken doll or whatever but I’m fine with looking like myself.

I’m considering posting a timeline of Rick’s past to go into a little more detail of his recovery. Also, yes, it’s contradictory but Rick likes to stay natural...despite having gotten several of his internal parts replaced. Such as the “hardest working liver” being a literal machine now.

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hey, it's rick-r933 but on a different account, i'm drunk af and i'm wondering, squishy rick, how often do you, do you do those substances n stuff?

Rick: I don’t e-e-exactly…use them much anymore. I mean I drink fairly regularly but not much more besides eh, one or two drinks a day. I tried…or more than tried…just about anything w-while I was younger but right now I’ve gotta, I have to be here for my family.

He’s not as much of a boring bastard as he claims to be. Rick definitely still goes out and parties on the weekends…or if not that at least he smokes the devil’s lettuce when he’s got nothing better to do.

By the way this is what Rick’s shirt is based off of.

(Ft. @rick-r933)

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morty! do you like to play animal crossing?

Morty: I’m-I’m playing New Leaf right now...I play it be-before bed sometimes when I’m anxious or-uh, or sad. I play other games too, though. B-bet you’ve never heard of The Legendary Starfy!

I love having lights hung up in my room. If you don’t have any I definitely recommend buying some during holiday season when they’re cheap. They’re just...so much better than regular lighting.

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Met any other ricks? How do you feel about them?

oh yeah, ive met some other ricks. some of em are real dicks, i-i mean they’re me, so. some of em are cool though. @ask-u083 is a real sweetheart, but don’t, don’t you dare tell him i said that!