Settle down, Children (INACTIVE)

I am Aldrich Beilschmidt, the vice principle at Dewside Elementary School. Please, help these children. They eat things that could kill them. M!A: Hanakai

[ask-viceprincipal-mrbeilschmidt]

//Can’t a guy be nostalgic?

[ask-schoollibrarian-mrkirkland]

“Who broke it?”

Aldrich: So… Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.

Haven and Julie: We did it, we broke it—

Aldrich: No. No you didn’t. Markell?

Markell: Don’t look at me! Look at Gilbert.

Gilbert: What?! I didn’t break it.

Markell: Hm. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Gilbert: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.

Markell: Suspicious…

Gilbert: No, it’s not!

Oliver: If it means anything — probably not — but Arthur was the last one to use it.

Arthur: Liar! I don’t even even drink that rubbish. *sips tea*

Oliver: Oh, really? What were you doing by the coffee cart earlier, then?

Arthur: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Oliver!

Haven and Julie: Alright, let’s not fight. We broke it. Let us pay for it, Aldrich—

Aldrich: No. Who broke it?

Alfred: Aldrich… Matthew’s awfully been quiet…

Matthew: Really?!

Alfred: Yeah! Really!

[cut to Aldrich in the other room]

Aldrich: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each others throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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[ask-preschoolteacher-mssteilsson]

To the Anon sending the pregnancy M!A to the teachers-

Please stop- Some of us are very uncomfortable with this ask and do not want to do it. As one of the Moms ™ of the AU, I’d like to ask you to please not send us stuff like this. Most of us are underaged and do not like asks like that. We are asking very politely or else we will turn off anon. Thank you for taking time to read this.

-The HetaTeacher AU Muns

[ask-viceprincipal-mrbeilschmidt]

M!a you are now a pregnant woman for 10 ask

No.

[ask-viceprincipal-mrbeilschmidt]

✨💛 This is the Amazing Person Award! Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know someone thinks you're amazing inside and out 💛✨

//RIEHPIWETHJGP:JRTIHYSRPIJTH OH MY GOD THANK YOU THIS MEANS SO SO MUCH TO ME AHHHHHHH

[ask-viceprincipal-mrbeilschmidt]

HEY MISTER YOU LOOK REALLY PALE, ARE YOU OKAY!?

Do not worry about me, I just-

Haven’t been outside in a while?

[ask-viceprincipal-mrbeilschmidt]

Do you think Ludwig and Gil know about your feelings? How do you think they'd react?

[ask-viceprincipal-mrbeilschmidt]

Do you think Ludwig and Gil know about your feelings? How do you think they'd react?

[ask-viceprincipal-mrbeilschmidt]

//Back on track

//Now... Where were we?

[askmusicteacher-mr-edelstein]

AND WE’RE BACK

After many.

Many.

Many heart attacks and a breakdown, + however long it took me to get the cord, I’m finally back up and running!!

[ask-viceprincipal-mrbeilschmidt]

When you finish that cosplay tell me pls I want to see it!

//S:IJPGP:ISEHTYIJRT OKAY WILL DO DEFINATLEY

[grandparomeaskblog]

he’s my best friend!

[ask-preschoolteacher-mssteilsson]

Announcement!!!

So I’m not sure if this has been said yet. But for the moth of December, there is going to be be a month of peace for the teachers. The other muns in the AU have all agreed to have a month of peace for our muses. Meaning all current M!A’s will be put on hold from December 1st 2017 to January 1st 2018. Feel free to send in normal questions to the teachers tho! Thank you! And Happy Holidays!!!

-Seabunny-Mun and the other Muns of the HetaTeacher AU!

[askmusicteacher-mr-edelstein]

I will be on Hiatus for a while, hopefully a short while.

My drawing tablet cord is bent and completely useless. I am hoping this is the case, as a new tablet would be incredibly expensive and I do not have the money.

I hope that I don’t have to be on this hiatus long. If I get the best possible outcome, it would end later today, but the chances of that are very slim. I apologize for my absence for the next while.

[ask-viceprincipal-mrbeilschmidt]

Updated the theme.

Mun finally stopped being lazy and is going to finish this M!A, so get excited for that.

[ask-schoollibrarian-mrkirkland]

The Struggles of Working at Dewside Elementary School — Part One of goodness knows how many.

You’re either dying or being made to do something you don’t want to by magic every other week.

Your co-workers are either dying or being made to do something they don’t want to every other week.

You feel incredibly bad for them.

You realise you don’t get paid enough for all of this rubbish.

— Signed off by A. Kirkland.

[ask-viceprincipal-mrbeilschmidt]

Holy shit-

120 follows??????

when the fuck did that happen???

Thank you so much guys!!

This means so much to me!!!