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Come ask some of the Henchmaniacs + Bill and Ford!!

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//you still alive?

PLEASE I LOVE THIS BLOG-

Yup!

Just goin' thru some busy stuff lol but I'll be back (things will change of course due to Book of Bill lol)

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What's Bills relationship with The Axolotl?

It's... Complicated...

They just... They lied. To their own creation.

Because of that, I suffered. And for what?! I didn't do anything wrong!

It was all an illusion. That awful, flat world was a flat lie.

So I lied, too. I pretended. Pretended to care, pretended to like them. I played by the rules. I learned so much about this disgusting multiverse. All of its secrets, all of its loopholes.

Like God and Adam, in their eyes.

But that was never the case.

They trusted me. Gave me my own little world to make my own little civilization. And I did. But not on their standards. I made a place for freaks like me.

But still, STILL. They pick me up every time I fall too hard. They still care. And I fail to see how it's possible. I hate them. So much. And despite knowing that, they still care for me.

Like a parent unconditionally loving its bratty child.

I don't know how to feel about it.

They made me as a gift to the multiverse, and I ruined that for them because they ruined me. But they still care! How am I supposed to feel? I don't know. I'm supposed to know!..

Don't mention them ever again.

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Food :]

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For everyone on Weirdmageddon,

Have you heard about @jozlyn-moon's Conrad Altior?

He is a creature hell bent on killing Bill but through the most destructive means, making him a eventual greater evil than most realize.

Bill: "Yes, I've heard of him! I do talk to other Bill's. Even had the displeasure of meeting him. Of course, I used a certain trick I learned a while back to keep from seeing them ever again. I'll disappointingly thank that pink lizard..."

Nobody else has ever heard of him.

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ok but i gotta know , whos the most violent of the group??

Translation: "Dear you, I'm sorry that I mutilated 1 of your workers and cooked them on the grill and served them to Teeth. I was very mad that they called my friends dry."

The second most is Paci-Fire.

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Howd bill and kryptos meet?

Kryptos: Someone introduced us. We don't talk about it, though. You know, 'cause it was really far back. Bill was almost 18, I'm only a year younger, and now it's been thousands of... Years? Doesn't feel like it. Maybe it's just my selective memory.

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Say, Bill, you wouldn't know anyone by the name of Young Venus, do you?

Bill: "Difficult to explain. Different realities and junk, ya know? Didn't take the time to get to know 'em. I was busy and scrolling through dimensions when I bumped into them. Chatted a small bit, though it didn't take long to notice I wasn't the Bill they knew. I was busy, so we then parted ways. Haven't seen them since."

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What kinds of party games do you play?

Pyronica: "It's like normal chess, but when you lose a piece, you have to have a cup of alcohol. I think Amorphous is losing on purpose, though."

(Oh yeah, changed her style again ^_^)

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Hey Bill, have you ever considered a wardrobe change? You never know what you might like

Yeah, he already wears gloves :,]

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so Kryptos's the favorite, who's the one that get left behind (purpostly or otherwise) when the squad move out?

I can't draw denture guys 😢

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Say, is anyone curently or was in a relationship?

Bill: It's hard to tell...

[Meanwhile, they're making out in the corner.]

There are potential relationships, like 8-Ball and Teeth, but they're just BFFLs or partners in crime. Maybe. Possibly.

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So, Bill, if you where to ever entertain a relationship with someone, who would it be?

Kryptos isn't really paying attention rn lol

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So, Kryptos, how're you feeling after that kiss from Bill?

Pyronica: You think he's dead?

Bill: Nah, he'll be fine.

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I didn't know where else to put this...

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Bill introduces you all as criminals, but some of you seem pretty chill. What's everyone's crime-of-choice?

Kryptos: Destruction of property. I'm not gonna stop giving houses color.

Pyronica: Arson.

Keyhole: Robbery. I have a key for everything.

Amorphous Shape: Identity Theft. Usually of other shapes. And bullying children.

Hectorgon: Lying on resumes.

Teeth: EAT.

8-Ball: I don't remember.

Paci-fire: Murder. Lots of murder.

Eyebats: Getting stoned. AAAAAAAAAYYYYEE!!!!!

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What do you all usually do when you're not partying ?

Either that or play Uno.