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Welcome

Go ahead and ask Florida questions. There’s no guarantee he won’t be sarcastic. And he may post about a few of his Florida Man adventures. WTTT and WTTSH are done by Ben Brainard, you should check out his stuff if you get a chance. And any Florida Man Adventure posts will be based off real headlines, which I’ll link in the comments

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Hey Florida. gives him a hug because I wanted to. I love it when you cause chaos. Have you ever actually tried the famous Irish pub in your state that has dollar bills on the walls and ceilings? Because it is delicious and they have huge portions not to mention the Senate bean soup.

Oooh We're eating Senators now? I'm so going now

Just out of curiosity- how well attached to the walls are those dollar bills? Will I need a scrapers, or like a drill?

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Have you met the female version of you yet

Duh! She and Lady Loui helped me and Loui set up New York on a date!

The dating show was my idea- but she talked the contestants into joining.

Mr. Snowbird seemed to like it- even if he said otherwise.

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Heh heh meth plant

I guess orange blossoms are pretty though. And roses. And lilies. And lots of flowers. My name literally means "(little) Flower"

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Green and orange! Like gators!

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Gentle Cottagecore Emoji Asks

🌿 Herb: What is a scent you find relaxing?

🌱 Seedling: What is something you want to begin learning?

🥛 Milk: What is a food you find comforting when you are sad?

🍯 Honey: What is one thing you like about yourself?

🍄 Mushroom: What is a quote you find comfort in?

☕ Tea: How do you take your tea?

🐄 Cow: What is one other tumblr blog you really appreciate?

🌳 Tree: What is one thing in your future you are looking foward towards?

🍑 Peach: What is a color that makes you smile?

🌻 Sunflower: What is one thing that brightened your day today?

🐓 Chicken: What is a comfort movie/show for you?

🧵 Thread: What is a recent creative project that you are proud of?

🐈 Cat: Do you have any pets? Are there some pets you really want?

🍅 Tomato: Have you ever gardened, and if so, what is your favorite thing to grow?

🍃 Leaf: What is a plant you find beautiful?

🐝 Bee: What is a video game that you find comforting?

🍞 Bread: Do you know how to bake bread? If so, what is something you’ve baked recently?

🐇 Bunny: What’s a song that you really like?

🌲 Pine: Do you prefer the cold, or the heat?

🧶 Yarn: Knitting or Crocheting?

🐑 Sheep: What is a comfort item you own?

🍓 Strawberry: Do you own any pink clothing?

🥞 Pancake: What is your favorite breakfast food?

⛰️ Mountains: Would you rather live in the mountains, city, beach, or the forest?

🧸 Teddy Bear: Do you ever want to raise kids someday?

🕯️ Candle: What is something you can’t go to bed without?

Pascua Florida!!

I’m so excited!! It’s Pascua Florida!!

My dad (Spain) is supposed to call me at around 14:00 his time, but I don’t know when that is for me because apparently “time zones” are a thing. They’re stupid. But it doesn’t matter, I’m taking the whole day off and going to visit some flower gardens. And maybe go to the Ponce de León park in St. Augustine.

Oooh- When was the last time I played a prank on Puerto Rico?? If he’s not mad at me, maybe he’ll let me stop by Juan’s burial place.

I just hope the others believe me. I know usually I play pranks on them because it’s April Fools, but how can I when it’s the day my main man Juan Ponce showed up?!

I should take Sunshine with me- Dad’s calling!! Bye y’all, tell DC I’m using his card to cover any international charges!

(Mod notes under cut, promise no April Fools pranks)