[welcome]

hello hello welcome in please wipe your feet on the mat gay || 20 || he/him (nsft side account @biggermandongle) <3

[bigmandongle]

taking a lil tumblr-break as life's starting back up again :)! perhaps i shall be back in... not too far away...!! 🦒🌅

[baradragon]

life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way

[graculusdraws]

[dr-gaytorius]

"I'm looking respectfully" well can you look at me like you're dying of a fever. like you're delirious and it hurts. like you're fighting desperately for your life.

[gnawu]

[slaygentford]

id ride so fucking hard for the centaurs dude. you have no idea. I'd ride so fucking hard for them irl. they suck so bad and I love them so much. I felt this way before they even became the modern day equivalent of the sacred band of thebes which is objectively one of the funniest things ive ever read. a team who fucking loses every match and smokes weed about it. halloween dress up parties. absolutely horrible logo. they are so important. to me

[hdot-mokoriri]

I drank beer and relaxed today.🍺🐌♪ 今日はビールを飲んでのんびりしてたよ🍺🐌♪

[elthelover]

I don’t think I’ve seen a fictional character/actor become this many people’s muse since Armand (Assad Zaman) said “No one has painted me in over 400 years.” Good for Hudcon.

[elliss-stuff]

this moment...after they have confessed their love. the amount of emotion radiating from this moment. they’ve been carrying this love for years, feeling like it’s impossible, trying to fight it but they always come back to each other. they love each other. they’re it for each other and now the impossible feels possible.

I can't move from here...

[ntrider]

is there any trait less attractive than a lack of curiosity

[future-crab]

So I follow N. D. Stevenson (comics writer and animator, most famous for Nimona and She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) and his husband Lee Ostertag (also a comics writer and animator) on Instagram. When I started following them, they were both publicly presenting as women, and then a few years ago N. D. came out as transmasc nonbinary, and then earlier this year Lee also came out as transmasc. Anyway this is all setup to say that Lee had the chance to make the funniest post of all time and he took it:

Absolutely iconic.

[fearoftheminotaur]

I want to throw in that part of the context behind this meme was N.D. talking about how he sometimes gets hatemail for marrying a man as a former lesbian, and how many people seem to think he divorced his wife.

I have not managed to find anyone who thinks that in the wild, but it is so damn funny.

[redrook]

me and @beemovieerotica

[no-lovelorn-hazard]

can’t exactly make one without the other, can I?

ILYA ROZANOV /// Strong on the puck and a strong skater. And from everything we’ve heard, he really gets under other players skins. Good in his own room, not exactly liked in his opponents room.

[moony-jameswife]

when Hudson said in an interview that his butt changes throughout the show the only thing I could think about was "your hair changes dramatically from short to long, do you wear wigs?" And now I need someone to ask them that in an interview plsss

[themoonandmyman]

Ilya improves his English by watching Golden Girls reruns. I have no basis for this headcanon, I can just feel it in my balls

[geneticallyboring]

Ain’t that the truth

[brutalistarchitecture2]

HAMMOND B3 ORGAN CISTERN by GABRIELLE CALVOCORESSI

[pup-jpg]

Putting every 20something "wahh I'm so shy I just want someone to use me wehhh" subby tboy puppy bottom into a pit with a knife until one of them learns how to be a domtop who knows what they want. The winner gets a firm handshake and a pat on the back

[aslongasitsblack]

if there is one thing i will never judge it is how ilya lost his fucking marbles after shane ditched him he literally lost a stone cold ten millionaire who he chemically engineered into being his perfect lay AND he is contractually obligated to see him several times a year i would’ve been crashing out even harder