DEMACIA!!!!!

Xin Zhao is here, doing my honorable duty as a Demacian, I am willing to answer questions you have, so feel free to ask and don't be afraid.

[ask-xinzhao]

With this quarantine I now have time to do things

This blog will be redone, these pages will be redone, I will revive this blog

[ask-xinzhao]

Hello! I wanted to let you know that I love your Xin Zhao blog and hope you find the time to restart it :) I've always enjoyed your content!!!!

Thanks! Yeah sadly I haven’t been on in a while and I mostly been on my OC blog *(which i am rarely on either but gets a lot more attention than this one) I’ll come back to this blog when I settle into my new work/school schedule, I’ll probably not delete this but II’ll rewrite my pages

[ask-xinzhao]

Mssg me if you want my discord

[ask-xinzhao]

when i get time i might restart this blog

[ask-xinzhao]

Random Starters

Change them as you want.

"And for my next trick, I'll break my own heart by exaggerating my place in other people's lives."

"Come, urinate with me."

"Every breath you take brings you one instant closer to your inevitable demise."

"Hey, what if we set you on fire?"

"How are you NOT hungover?"

"I'm afraid there's been a terrible accident involving the things you asked me to do today."

"I am but a simple farmer, tending to my memes."

"If I cannot reproduce, neither will anyone else!"

"My chill is fake."

"My credit card's out and my pants are off."

"Next time, fuck someone with a car."

"Okay, back to suffering."

"Once I fix my sleep schedule, start eating healthy, beat depression, stop procrastinating, learn how to do taxes, and get mentally strong enough to make phone calls, it's over for you bitches."

"Ribbed condoms don't even taste like ribs."

"Sex is a lot like an ocean - I'm drowning in it."

"Show those haters how it's done by hating yourself most."

"Spend fiddies, pet kitties, suck tiddies."

"Stop trying to help, I'm trying to complain!"

"The best part of waking up is when you don't wake up."

"Things were simpler when we had the gods."

"Today is closed."

"Wanna come over to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?"

"Want a donut? They're healthier than meth."

"Why are mirrors so ugly?"

"Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time."

"You've really tatered my tots now."

"You are legitimately dumber than sand."

"You can't just hide your crippling depression and suicidal thoughts behind memes!"

"You get turned on by the weirdest shit."

"You wanna dance, you little shit?"

[rp-meme-blog]

First Meeting Starters

Send “First meeting+a symbol” for a starter of our muses meeting for the first time.

🏥 Our muses meet at a hospital

🏘️ Our muses to meet as new roommates 

🏣 Our muses to meet at a post office

🏢 Out muses to meet at a office

🏨 Our muses to meet at a hotel

🏩 Our muses to meet at a ‘special’ hotel (nsfw possibly)

🏪 Our muses to meet at a store

🏫 Our muses to meet at college

💒 Our muses to meet at a wedding

🏞️ Our muses to meet at a park

🏔️ Our muses to meet at a winter resort 

⛩️ Our muses to meet at a festival

🎡 Our muses to meet at a carnival

🚉 Our muses to meet at a train station 

🚆 Our muses to meet on a train 

🚌 Our muses to meet on a bus

🚑 Our muses to meet on an ambulance

🚒 Our muses to meet at a fire station

🚓 Our muses to meet at a police station

🚕 Our muses to meet in a taxi

🚢 Our muses to meet on a ship

✈️ Our muses to meet on a plane

⛱️ Our muses to meet at a beach 

🎭 Our muses to meet at a theater

🎪 Our muses to meet at a circus

🎨 Our muses to meet at an art show

🏆 Our muses to meet at an awards ceremony 

🏅 Our muses to meet at a sports competition 

⚽ Our muses to meet at a sporting event 

🎮 Our muses to meet at a gaming event

🎼 Our muses to meet at a music store 

🎤 Our muses to meet at a karaoke place

🎸 Our muses to meet at a concert 

🎬 Our muses to meet at a set of a movie

🃏 Our muses to meet at a casino 

🎦 Our muses to meet at a movie 

🍽️ Our muses to meet at a restaurant 

☕ Our muses to meet at a cafe 

🐈 Our muses to meet at a pet store

🎂 Our muses to meet at a birthday party

🎃 Our muses to meet on Halloween

🕸️ Our muses to meet at a Halloween party

🦃 Our muses to meet on Thanksgiving

🍁 Our muses to meet at a fall festival

🎅 Our muses to meet at at a Christmas party 

🎄 Our muses to meet on Christmas

🏮 Our muses to meet at a Chinese New Years party 

🍾 Our muses to meet on New Years

🥂 Our muses to meet at a  New Years party 

💘 Our muses to meet on Valentine’s Day

💟 Our muses to meet at a Valentine’s party

🐰 Our muses to meet on Easter

🎆 Our muses to meet on the fourth of July

🎓 Our muses to meet at a graduation party

🎉 Our muses to meet at a party

🍼 Our muses to meet at a baby shower

💍 Our muses to meet at an engagement party

💞 Our muses to meet at a speed dating event

[theangelwithnavywings]

Xin offers a sandwich to the workaholic muse

@ask-xinzhao

Jaenelle seemed to look surprised at the offer before she gave him a thankful smile, putting the current glass she was practising tricks with for work down and taking the offered sandwich

“Thank you” She said

[ask-xinzhao]

“Are you trying to practice new bar tricks?” He inquired, watching her set her glass down. “I actually want to see how far you’ve gotten” he said taking a seat, eating a sandwich as well.

[occasionalrpmemes]

Sum up my muse as a clickbait headline!

[galleryofmemesnplots]

send me a ✿ and i’ll generate a number.

If the generator is being lame, just choose something that works for the muses.

aggressive/angry kiss

all over kiss

back kiss

cheek kiss

firm kiss

shy kiss

first kiss

forehead kiss

french kiss

gentle kiss

scar kiss

hand kiss

jawline kiss

last kiss

neck kiss

rain kiss

friendly kiss

chaste kiss

stomach kiss

underwater kiss

upside down kiss

spin the bottle kiss

an eskimo kiss

butterfly kisses ( eyelash kiss )

a kiss pressed to each fingertip

a kiss on the hairline

a kiss to the temples

a kiss to the corner of the mouth

a kiss to bruised skin

a kiss on the knuckles

Hot, Steamy kiss

Forced Kiss

Nose Kiss

Gentle Peck

Romantic Kiss

Eyelid Kiss

Collarbone Kiss

Chest/Breast Kiss

Kiss Along the Hips

Navel Kiss

Goofy Kiss

Forceful Kiss

Reunion Kiss

Then there’s tongue

Bear Hug

Sleepy hug

Cuddle hug

Unreciprocated hug

“Far too long since we’ve seen each other” hug

From behind hug

“Something scared me” hug

The Lift hug

One armed hug

The Leg hug

Friendly hug

The emotional hug

Failed hug

Run and Jump hug

Romantic hug

Side hug

Comforting hug

Family hug

Hug around waist

Clinging hug

‘’Don’t let go’’ hug

‘’I thought I’d never see you again” hug

Warm hug

Awkward hug

Cold hug

[adorably-unaware]

If They Had A Kid... (Meme)

Send me a pairing and I’ll fill this out with what their kid would be like!

Name: 

Gender: 

General appearance: 

Personality: 

Special Talents: 

Who they like better: 

Who they take after more:

Personal headcanon: 

Face Claim: 

[ask-xinzhao]

Starter call

[anti-radfem-deactivated20200528]

Reblog if you're anti-shoplifting

[lastsonlost]

With a passion

[royalshadow1996]

@lastsonlost Good post, my man. Anti-Shoplifting FTW.

[lastsonlost]

As a former retail employee just a grown-ass adults you better believe I’m anti-shoplifting.

[ask-xinzhao]

man this blog has been dead

sorry

[vaultbb-blog]

Could you please reblog this if it is okay to ask you straight up if you want to ship?

[themusewhomuses]

Send in “Flashback” for a scenario of my muse’s past.

[horrificmemes]

Send my muse anons pretending to be someone they care about. The twist: make these anons as heartbreaking, disappointing, or anger-inducing as possible.

Pretend to give them bad news, pretend to break up with them, pretend to make an upsetting confession - as long as it hurts, it’s fair game.

[pr1nceshawn]

What You Say About Mental Illness vs What You Actually Mean.

[mao-tenno]

Fuck. How is College Humour this on point?

[thelastenvoyyy]

They should make more of these!

[jay-sherman-deactivated20241101]

BPD and OCD are me. As in ACTUALLY me