Can't Fly High Enough

858: Hey guys! Come on in, take a seat, maybe have something to drink? We-- 855: DON'T listen to him. Stay at the door and state your name, age, business, and keep your arms in the air. 858: dude no

[ask858and855]

it's raining !

858: We know! We kind of got caught in the worst of it.

855: .. ..   . ..  .

858: Um. I know you could crumble if you get too wet but– But do I have to walk like this the whole time?It’s kind of hard on my back and… knees.

855: You’re the one who said we wouldn’t need an umbrella.

858: ,,, right.

[ask858and855]

((Sorry I haven’t been active on this blog!!! Also sorry I did none of these!!! I did like five tho here you go, under the cut))

small AU: au where 858 was a normal kid in kindergarten and during snack time he found out that his cookie was alive. he was disappointed that he didn’t get to eat a cookie but happy he made a new friend.

gakuen au: it’s just a school au where 858 is a student and 855 is a human teacher

germ au: they’re single celled creatures

mutation AU: 858 is a scientist doing experiments with DNA manipulation. his first experiment was a tadpole he mutated to never become a frog. it instead grew huge and one eyed and grew a single arm before never growing any more appendages. His second experiment was on a rabbit he tried to cross with human DNA to be an omnivore. It back-fired and the rabbit became a carnivore and had really long arms gross. it also had a higher intelligence and fucked up 858′s remaining experiments, including the ones he was doing on 855, a recently dispatched soldier from the military, sent home after his foot blew off in the field. volunteering for 858 thinking it meant maybe he could grow back his foot “using lizard dna”, he ended up mutated like 858 because of that creepy rabbit. 858 started working on reversing the integration of the animal DNA bc he fucked up 855′s life and experimented on himself to find the cure, giving himself a low injection of goat dna except the rabbit made it stronger and now there’s just a lab full of freaks somewhere in the mountains.

cosplay au: au where 858 just likes cosplaying a lot :)

[roleplayers-ink]

Send me ✦ and I'll introduce you to an alternate universe version of my character

[ask858and855]

858: ( ˘ ³˘)♥

855: . . .;;;

[ask858and855]

858: Cookie and I are in a very committed and loving relationship, isn’t that right?

855: No. Please... put me down.. 

[ask858and855]

how do you pass time?

858: A lot of my time is spent on Image Control, haha..

855: I feel like we should invest in stronger glue.

[ask858and855]

was the cookie a cookie from birth?

855: Yes. Of course. I was birthed from my cookie mother and cookie father. We lived in the Chips! Ahoy suburbs. 

[roleplayaskmemes]

Ask my muse personal questions, if they lie, the mun will answer it truthfully in the tags

[ask858and855]

Margret: "oh look. a cookie" *pics up 855 and pretends to eat him*

855: ACHk—PLTTHbbBB- N-NO PLEASE PUT ME DOWN I WILL SHOOT YOU WHERE IS MY GUnN!1!!!

[ask0066-blog]

Margret: Just kidding.

[ask858and855]

855: S-State your nAme and business!! OR I WILL SHOOT

[ask858and855]

... So what are you supposed to be? (Your horn game is hella weak. steP UP.)

858: I wonder that too! Haha! My theory is that 855 is a chocolate chip cookie that was mutated into a living, giant cookie! But I could be wrong. He could be oatmeal raisin. He sure ACTS like he’s oatmeal raisin! HhA!!

[ask-1112]

#1112: Right. That’s what I thought. So you’re a demon then? I won’t say I don’t eat demons, but I much prefer their company over angels. Anyway, what’s your name, kid? Think carefully before you lie to me again.

[ask858and855]

858: I– uh.. I’m Gef. And... I am a demon. But-- I’m trying to get to heaven.

[ask858and855]

((I’M going to finish and post the things in my drafts!!))

[ask858and855]

855: do NOT gravitate towards me I am armed and dangerous

[ask858and855]

how old is your blog? and your characters? (date creation speaking)

((The blog was made on Sep 21′s so it’s almost been a year! But I was inactive for most of that time so haha woops. Gef (858) is old-ish. But his form right now doesn’t really reflect it. I’d say he’s like? 30? 25? While he looks like he’s 17 or something. Demon ages are wonky. And 855 is a giant cookie, his story’s a little complicated but he died around 60? And it’s been around 20 years since then? But his age is stuck around 45 physically now so? yup.))

[ask858and855]

i want to know more about the cookie. Whassat like being an agent or whatever?

855: I’m uh.. I’m not obligated to speak about such sensitive matters. 

[ask858and855]

Margo: HI!!!! *waves* I'm Margo, who're you two?

858: HI, pretty lady! I’m— uh, 858! But if you wanted, you could call me Gef. This is 855! He doesn’t have a name (or at least one that he’ll tell me) so I call him Sugar Coo—

855: Please just address me as 855. 

[ask858and855]

(x)

Gef: Aw, do you have to go so soon? I mean you just got… here.. [catches a glimpse of what’s in the bag too]

Gef: …Then again, if you have to go, who are we to stop you? [Lowers wing over 855’s face]

855: Wh—

Gef: We’d love to have you around again though!! Promise you’ll visit again?

[ask0066-blog]

Margo: Ok, I promise!

[ask858and855]

Margret: "oh look. a cookie" *pics up 855 and pretends to eat him*

855: ACHk—PLTTHbbBB- N-NO PLEASE PUT ME DOWN I WILL SHOOT YOU WHERE IS MY GUnN!1!!!

[ask858and855]

... So what are you supposed to be? (Your horn game is hella weak. steP UP.)

858: I wonder that too! Haha! My theory is that 855 is a chocolate chip cookie that was mutated into a living, giant cookie! But I could be wrong. He could be oatmeal raisin. He sure ACTS like he’s oatmeal raisin! HhA!!

[ask-1112]

#1112: You’re as much an angel as I am. I’ll take it your better judgment isn’t all that great, so I’ll forgive you for your stupidity this time. You don’t even have the scent of an angel.

If it turns out you’re telling the truth and have, by some godly power, convince me of this bullshit, that mutant cookie won’t be the only thing I’ll be eating. And trust me. It’ll be murder. I’ll make sure of it.

[ask858and855]

858: [small, wheezing voice] i am so sorry i am not an angel please do not e at.,, ,,m e,. or SuGa r