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what are everyones heights? :0

[i never thought abt their exacts heights before and i couldnt think of any so im just gonna pretend like this is asking for everyone’s heights relative to each other,,,]

Dex: Well, of everyone with a consistent height, Edison’s the tallest one, and Cathy’s the shortest-Cathy: You’re the second shortest, though! And Jay’s the second tallestJo: And I’m right in the middle.Mel: My height changes depending on how I’m feeling, and Two has this weird thing going on where their height is never exactly the same. Like, one second they’re around Dexter’s height, but if you look away and back they’re around Jareth’s. It’s kinda disorienting.

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[ok i revived this blo from the dead and the askbox is empty]

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who has the best a e s t h e t i c sense? and could we see ur ocs with cute outfits,,, pls,.

Dex: Well, I don’t mean to brag, but I feel like I have the best taste here.Two: if i had eyes it would be me thoDex: ... Can’t you see fine without the-Two: let me Make Jokes

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what anime does cathy watch?

Cathy: Mostly stuff that’s well known or popular, like MP100, HxH, FMA:B, YOI, ya know.Cathy: I’m too lazy to actively search for stuff, and if I see something I’ll look it up. I’ll drop it if it’s boring though.

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To those who celebrate it: What do you want for Christmas?

Dex: ?? What’s “Christmas”?????

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can I hug Melissa?

Mel: You’ll burn your skin off if you aren’t wearing something to protect it though.

[bwooom]

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i took this and converted it into midi then back into mp3. this is two’s theme song now.

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i should be answering asks but instead i make this trashfire

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[*remembers that this blog exists* fUCK]

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Is Cathy a goth?

Cathy: Of course not!

Two: yeah, cathy’s more of a huge fckn DORKCathy: you shut ur hell mouth

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HEY EDISON WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE LIGHT BULB? (also I love ur ocs they're great)

Edison: Oh, like I don’t hear that joke a million times a day...

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[sorry i havent answered anything on here for a while! i dont have enough time/energy to draw, sorry]

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[im finally drawing edison so i can start drawing him in responses!]

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Fav food?

Jay: I really like chewy things, like gummy worms, or cough drops!Dex: I can’t eat, but I “favorite food” doesn’t mean “food that you like the flavor of and like to eat,” so it’s cake. I like how it’s decorated.Mel: I dunno… I can’t really taste stuff, and I don’t notice any like, significant boosts of energy from what I’m eating, so I guess I just like whatever food’s around?Cathy: Snack foods, like chips n’ stuff.Jo: I like things like granola or cereal bars. I can eat them while doing other things and pretty quickly, and instead of breakfast so I can focus more on other things!Edison: Whatever’s around, I guess. But I guess I like savory stuff?Two: lom is only answering with hissing, but he’s a level 19 vegan. he only eats light.Two: also i like capri suns cause drinking juice out of a pouch while shits getting fucked is just funny

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[ok so i wanna mention that even tho i want to answer the asks i have rn, i get easily distracted so it might be hard to answer them]

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Yo Two, what's your favorite universe right now? (lmao I know it changes, changes with me too)

Two: it’s rly hard to decide, honestly. i mean, the multiverse is HUGE, and...Two: jk it’s pokemon

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*looks at Cathy and Joanne* noW KISS (feel free to delete this is you want I'm sorry)

[two proceeds to screenshot this, print it out, and paste it everywhere]

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*heelies in* Yo, who's got the tragic-est backstory? *heelies to escape the feelies*

Two: dont tell him but im pretty sure it’s dex

Two: (his whole family is dead)