TheEvilProGolferIsIn

This is an Ask/Rp blog for Akira Hidaka from the Karakuridoji Ultimo manga. I am all about AUs and this blog will be NSFW at times.

[lohrien]

Illustrations by May Ann Licudine (aka Mall )

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Note: Please read Mall´s Blogspot and send her a lot of good wishes and hugs guys! Thank you!

[relenawarcraft]

Attention: people who cosplay/want to cosplay spandex-clad superheroes

OK dinguses, here’s something that’s gonna make your life and the lives of everyone who sees you at the con so much better.

This is called a Men’s Dance Belt.

It’s for male ballet dancers to wear under their tights. Its purpose?

TO MAKE SURE NOBODY SEES THEIR BULGE.

when I’m at a con, nothing kills a potential good superhero costume more than seeing the cosplayer’s friendly neighborhood spider-cock through the costume.

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[foodiefied-blog]

Wonton Noodle

[you-win-lee]

[pleatedjeans]

via

[smallandtinyhomeideas]

[lalia-chezo]

now that’s a tinyhouse i could live in.

[pdlcomics]

The Case of the Package of the Bees

[iguanamouth]

[objectpermanences]

I laughed so hard no sound came out

[skelitas]

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

[cortem1]

[bogleech]

IT’S A HUMMINGBEE

These are BEE FLIES!

Harmless to everything else, these precious little cutie pies sneak their eggs into beehives, where their larvae can parasitize bee larvae and eat their food reserves!

[catbountry]

Simultaneously adorable and insidious!

[particlemilk-unlockable-gender]

fairy types.

[lowfi666]

Today: Feeling Gloomy Tomorrow: Repeat Etc.

[dark-inquisitor]

Corpse party(tortured souls) - Shinozaki Sachiko

[slimekid-deactivated20181003]

watching ur bf sleep is a little gay

[terubrosuke-deactivated20141128]

zenya is my favorite so fa r

[seungchuul]

AM I SOME KIND OF HOMO??

[vampdad-deactivated20190417]

a cumbersome and heavy body

[superiorityxcomplex-blog]

[askakirahidaka]

He grit his teeth irritably. “No.”

Biting back insult, he sipped his scotch. She was pretty hot. Maybe…

[superiorityxcomplex-blog]

"Calm down, it was a joke.” One hand leaving her phone to lift her own glass, she tipped her head back and took a long drink. And then setting it back down again, she...

[askakirahidaka]

"Sounds like you need to boil off. You are pretty cute. You wanna get out of here in a minute."