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I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.

I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"

micromontage

*at the job interview* i have powers

tcda

amygdalae

memorycycle

can we go here

tgirlwithreverb

reluctant friend: chicken city is a myth, we should turn back

grizzled mercenary: it's getting dark keep moving

chicken girl: chicken city's real, it's a city full of chickens, where they have a Roller coaster chicken feeder. I saw it

me: the implications are astounding

ovur

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

relelvance

ovur

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

verdantry

You are small potatoes to me. And brother I’m about to start mashing

cutecipher

Shits so rough they're drawing and pennying me to save money on my execution

rain-droplet

who turned them german mid tag ?

dastardlywlw

how do you know they were transformed midday?

deiim

rejection sensitivity is so fucking lame. like boo hoo look at me i felt mildly ignored for 30 seconds and already started planning my own funeral liKE BITCH CHILL it was never that serious