FOOD

THIS IS THE WORST HOST EVER I AM SO HUNGRY PLEASE JUST LET ME EAT SOMETHING

[yeerk]

Tumblr is so willing to deliver themselves into the hands of lizard overlords, but balk at the idea of Yeerk overlords? That, my friend, is what we call a double standard.

[sphenodontia]

okay i don’t hate taxxon really

but i did when i was 10

[askataxxon]

YAYYYY

[sphenodontia]

taxxons are easily the worst part of animorphs

i hate taxxons

[askataxxon]

DO U HATE ME

:(

[thestormypetrelofcrime]

A TAXXON WEARING LOTS OF FESTIVE SOCKS PLEASE.

why do i love taxxons so much

[askataxxon]

THOSE SOX LOOKS DELISH

[askataxxon]

SANDWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHES

[zach-from-the-sharing]

NOT A SANDWICH EITHER. OR ANYTHING FOOD.

[askrachelberenson]

is it an alcoholic beverage

[askataxxon]

I WANNA TRYS THAT WILL YOU HELP ME ZACHUMAN?

[tom-114-blog]

Silpar, tattoos aren’t edible.

[askataxxon]

BUT ITS ANNA WRIST ISNT IT

[tom-114-blog]

Wrists aren’t edible unless they’re given to you.

[askataxxon]

ARE YUU SURE ABOUT THAT HYPOTHESIS I THINK IT NEEDS EXPERMENTATION

[tom-114-blog]

You need to abandon this fascination with alcohol anyway. Taxxons are alcohol-solluable.

[askataxxon]

WHAT

NO

:n:

[askataxxon]

SANDWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHES

[zach-from-the-sharing]

NOT A SANDWICH EITHER. OR ANYTHING FOOD.

[askrachelberenson]

is it an alcoholic beverage

[askataxxon]

I WANNA TRYS THAT WILL YOU HELP ME ZACHUMAN?

[tom-114-blog]

Silpar, tattoos aren’t edible.

[askataxxon]

BUT ITS ANNA WRIST ISNT IT

[tom-114-blog]

Wrists aren’t edible unless they’re given to you.

[askataxxon]

ARE YUU SURE ABOUT THAT HYPOTHESIS I THINK IT NEEDS EXPERMENTATION

[askataxxon]

SANDWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHES

[zach-from-the-sharing]

NOT A SANDWICH EITHER. OR ANYTHING FOOD.

[askrachelberenson]

is it an alcoholic beverage

[askataxxon]

I WANNA TRYS THAT WILL YOU HELP ME ZACHUMAN?

[tom-114-blog]

Silpar, tattoos aren’t edible.

[askataxxon]

BUT ITS ANNA WRIST ISNT IT

[zach-from-the-sharing]

Difference between father and son:

Chris would flip shit if he found out about the tattoo.

Uriel just stared and went “I thought you were joking” before ignoring it.

[askrachelberenson]

is it a naked person

[zach-from-the-sharing]

If I were to get a naked person I think I would’ve put it somewhere other than my wrist

[askrachelberenson]

is it a bowl of oatmeal

[askataxxon]

CAN I EAT IT IF IT IS

[zach-from-the-sharing]

no it’s not

NO YOU MAY NOT

[askrachelberenson]

is it…. a ham?

[askataxxon]

OOH I LOEV HAM

[zach-from-the-sharing]

IT IS NOT A HAM

[askrachelberenson]

is it a sandwich

[askataxxon]

SANDWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHES

[zach-from-the-sharing]

NOT A SANDWICH EITHER. OR ANYTHING FOOD.

[askrachelberenson]

is it an alcoholic beverage

[askataxxon]

I WANNA TRYS THAT WILL YOU HELP ME ZACHUMAN?

[zach-from-the-sharing]

Difference between father and son:

Chris would flip shit if he found out about the tattoo.

Uriel just stared and went “I thought you were joking” before ignoring it.

[askrachelberenson]

is it a naked person

[zach-from-the-sharing]

If I were to get a naked person I think I would’ve put it somewhere other than my wrist

[askrachelberenson]

is it a bowl of oatmeal

[askataxxon]

CAN I EAT IT IF IT IS

[zach-from-the-sharing]

no it’s not

NO YOU MAY NOT

[askrachelberenson]

is it…. a ham?

[askataxxon]

OOH I LOEV HAM

[zach-from-the-sharing]

IT IS NOT A HAM

[askrachelberenson]

is it a sandwich

[askataxxon]

SANDWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHES

[zach-from-the-sharing]

Difference between father and son:

Chris would flip shit if he found out about the tattoo.

Uriel just stared and went “I thought you were joking” before ignoring it.

[askrachelberenson]

is it a naked person

[zach-from-the-sharing]

If I were to get a naked person I think I would’ve put it somewhere other than my wrist

[askrachelberenson]

is it a bowl of oatmeal

[askataxxon]

CAN I EAT IT IF IT IS

[zach-from-the-sharing]

no it’s not

NO YOU MAY NOT

[askrachelberenson]

is it…. a ham?

[askataxxon]

OOH I LOEV HAM

[zach-from-the-sharing]

Difference between father and son:

Chris would flip shit if he found out about the tattoo.

Uriel just stared and went “I thought you were joking” before ignoring it.

[askrachelberenson]

is it a naked person

[zach-from-the-sharing]

If I were to get a naked person I think I would’ve put it somewhere other than my wrist

[askrachelberenson]

is it a bowl of oatmeal

[askataxxon]

CAN I EAT IT IF IT IS

[askataxxon]

SIPLAR! (it is siplar right I think it's siplar if I'm wrong i apologize don't eat me.) I HAVE A GRAND AND GLORIOUS QUESTION FOR YOU! HAVE YOU TRIED HUMAN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES? IF SO, HAVE YOU LIKED THEM? WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE? HUMANS ENJOY ALCOHOL GREATLY.

IT IS SILPAR BUT THAT IS OKRAY BECAUSE SPELLING IS HARD I HAVE TOO MANY LIL LEGS FOR TYPING AND I MISS KEYS LOTS OR HIT TOO MANY I UNDERSTANDS

I HAVE NO TRIDED THESE ALCOHOLS AND MUST EMBARK ON A ADVENTURE TO GET THEM

TEMRASHES WILL MAYBE HELP ME???

[thecakebar]

S’mores Cookie Bars

[adaminspace]

oh~

[askataxxon]

ADAM HUMAN PLZ HELP ME PROCUUR SAMPLES OF THIS

[yummyinmytumbly]

"The Creamiest Whipped Potatoes with Chives"

[askataxxon]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TASTESY

[askataxxon]

I WANT BREKFASTS

[demenior]

Sometimes I love working in a restaurant

[askataxxon]

SHARE WIT ME PLEASE

[demenior]

THERES NOT ENOUGH FOR TWO

[askataxxon]

OKAY I HAVV ASN IDEA

U EAT IT

THEN I EAT YOU

[demenior]

Sometimes I love working in a restaurant

[askataxxon]

SHARE WIT ME PLEASE