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PLEASE DOWNLOAD MY APP. I NEED TO FEED MY FAMILY.

I HAVE MANY 'WAIFUS' AS THEY ARE CALLED ON THE 'INTERNET'. EACH OF THEM ARE VERY CLOSE TO MY HEART.

#askaunicorn #anon #wow look who updated it may or not have been me woooooooops

HAHA, IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HEAT UH. DON'T. DON'T BE NEAR THE HOT THING. (THE HOT THING IS ME) ((IN CASE YOU DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE JOKE)) (((I THOUGHT I WOULD EXPLAIN IT))) ((((WHICH IS ANOTHER JOKE ITSELF)))) (((((GET IT)))))

#this is a good image #i liked this one im saving it #askaunicorn

IS THIS A NORMAL THING ON TUMBLR.COM?????? I'M NOT REALLY INTO THAT STUFF SORRY. STUFF BEING POOP. MY POOP.

#fairy-dustbunny #yes i do tho #yes the answer is yes

SORRY, I ONLY PLAY REAL GAMES LIKE BATTLEFIELD AND CALL OF DUTY AND WHATEVER ELSE IS GOING TO BE ON XBOX ONE, THE CLEARLY SUPERIOR CONSOLE, IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN ANY PC OUT THERE SO DON'T EVEN START WITH ME, I KNOW MY FACTS NERDS.

#drawsomeponies #askaunicorn #i bought the guidebook and if i didnt have a 3ds already i would have gotten the themed one

I MIGHT HAVE TAKEN A LITTLE CAT NAP BUT NOTHING SERIOUS, GEEZ I LEAVE FOR TWO SECONDS AND YOU THINK I'M DEAD.

#askaunicorn

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN, I FELL ASLEEP FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES AND THEN THIS HAPPENS OH MAN OH MAN, I'M GONNA GET THROWN IN UNICORN JAIL FOR UNICORN FRAUD.

#lord-tristan #BACK ON THE HORSE #askaunicorn #i am awake now i am back #sorry i fell asleep #i was sleepy #very sleepy

I SURE HOPE THEY AREN'T THOSE EMBARRASSING PICTURES OF ME FROM THAT FROM THAT CHRISTMAS PARTY OOOOHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#whoareyou #askaunicorn #spongebob refs

GET OUT AND DON'T EVER COME BACK.

#anon #askaunicorn

THE SHOW IS CURRENTLY IN PRODUCTION BUT KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR UPDATES. ALSO GO SAY HELLO TO SASSYHORSE.

#anon #this was sassy i kno it #sassy-horse #askaunicorn

IT ONLY SLIGHTLY RULES BECAUSE. BECAUSE. I CAN'T THINK OF ANY REASONS I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE MODEST HAHAHAHA IT'S THE BEST. #PEGASI STILL SUCK AND SMELL LIKE FARTS 2013 HAPPY NEWYEAR KANYEWEST

#cindythepony #askaunicorn #wh

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This picture honestly started out very normal… and then got severely out-of-hand. ((p.s. all those unicorn pictures came from Ask A Unicorn))

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN BY OUT OF HOOF CAUSE THIS LOOKS PERFECT TO ME HEY KIDS GO SAY HELLO TO THE SASSAFRASS SHE IS WONDERFUL.

#the sass #the frass

DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT. WHERE I COME FROM THAT MEANS YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME LETS FIGHT.

#anon #askaunicorn #HAH WHO'S LATE NOW #I WAITED #I WAITED TO ANSWER THIS LOOK WHO'S SILLY NOW YOU GOSH DARNED SILLY FACE

YOU USE MY BRETHREN TO PULL YOUR HUMAN CARTS???? THE BEARS WILL SUFFER FOR THIS OFFENSE.

#friendlyeyeballs #thats what u get BEAR #hey guys go check him out he's a cool bear say hello #askaunicorn

BACK FROM THE GRAVE YOU SAY???? NAH SON TO DO THAT. FIRST I GOTTA BE DEAD.

#drawsomeponies #askaunicorn #YEAH YEAH YEAH I'M BACK FOR GOOD NOW OKAY YEAH I PROMISE LETS GO KIDS #THAT MEANS I NEVER WAS HAHA YES I WAS OKAY IM BACK NOW ZOMBICORN LETS GO

YEAH WAY TO GIVE AWAY MY SUPER SECRET MONEY MAKING PLANS. JERK. JERKYHOOVES. BEEFJERKYHOOVES. I'll eat you.

#jerkyhooves #unireply

I MEAN HIS USER NAME HAS UNICORN, AND LORD IN IT SO. PEOPLE DON'T JUST GO ON THE INTERNET AND SPREAD FALSE INFORMATION DO THEY? WHO WOULD DO THAT. ON A WEBSITE LIKE TUMBLR? NAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.

#theunicornlord #askaunicorn #hahaha jokes jokes

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