Seasick, Yet Still Docked

European patriot | Italy | 1991 | Humanity's Strongest Gardener - Kawaii Leaf Warrior

[simibraun]

The chapter about Zeke’s backstory came out right on time! ❤️ Commission for @marley-warriors-of-demon-blood in progress. ❤️

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mahmood: i changed the spelling of my last name to create a pun with ‘my mood’

me, a simpleton:

[reikukaja]

[itriedtobefrench-but]

Also, I couldn’t really care less about Mahmood being half Egyptian. The only thing that matters is that he’s half Sardinian (WE RULE), his songs are amazing, his voice is great and that he seems like a decent human being

Say some racist or homophobic shit about him and you’re dead. 

[itriedtobefrench-but]

It’s the second year in a row that my favourite song wins Sanremo, this is too good to be true

[itriedtobefrench-but]

I can’t help but love Zeke

Like, he has killed my beloved Erwin, my absolute fave along with Historia. And now he’s probably killed/seriously injured Levi (Zeke really dislikes eruri, doesn’t he?), but I cannot hate him. He’s such an interesting, multifaceted character and I can’t wait to know more about him, his past and his plan    

[itriedtobefrench-but]

Resurrecting myself from the dead just to say that I bet Levi lost his right arm like Erwin

[aot-snk-4238]

[gpesiot]

The cover is fire though 👀👀

[itriedtobefrench-but]

Well....he’s hot

[keyoferen-deactivated20200708]

I dunno, that foreshadowing on 'Hisu baby is pretty fishy still...

Historia’s baby is all part of a plan to avoid having to turn herself into a titan as far as I’m concerned. Remember Historia descends from Ymir Fritz, the first titan shifter. It’s likely she can gather the power of all titan shifters into one and so lead to the final erradication of the titans, the apparent biggest menace in Paradis.

However, as any other person with whatever little will to live would, she doesn’t want to be condemned to die, nor to having to eat Eren and Armin who are dearly close to her.

And about the baby, it’s the farmer’s. First ‘cause having Eren be the father would bring a lot of trouble plot-wise (and hell, we know Eren, if he were romantically involved with Historia he wouldn’t have left her alone like that) considering not only Eren was away from Paradis for over a year but he was also adamantly against the idea of making Historia a baby-maker. And secondly, 'cause it wouldn’t have made any sense to introduce the farmer in the story if he had no role in it, and he’s the one taking care of her.

I will wait for a confirmation which I’m a hundred percent sure we’ll get. But don’t expect the baby to be Eren’s.

The only thing I know for sure is the baby is gonna be called Ymir.

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[pinkheichou]

one of my other problematic™ faves uwu

[elencaorange]

Twitter

[unicornempire]

This is some truth laid down right here boy.

[house-of-crows]

I’m turning 26 this year. this is PAINFULLY accurate.

[redshiftsinger]

Yep, I’m coming up on 30 and I keep having these wtf why does my knee ache I didn’t DO anything to it! moments. Why’s my back still twinging and spasming two months after getting that dislocated rib put back where it belongs? Did I actually maybe fracture something or is this just that I’m old and stuff heals slower than it used to? Well I don’t have health insurance so I guess I just kinda gotta live with this until it decides to stop sucking, unless someone wants to throw me ~$500 so I can go get an x-ray at instacare to find out, but even if I did crack something it’s not in a location where they could do much about it other than give me a note to excuse me from lifting shit at work (and lifting shit at work doesn’t make it hurt, so I figure that’s actually still fine to do, what makes it hurt is bending/twisting a few specific ways) and prescribe painkillers that would fuck me up worse than the amount of pain it’s actually causing, so I wouldn’t take ‘em anyway. 

[annieleonhardt]

I’m a little disturbed by this fandom’s eagerness to see Armin robbed of his agency and molt into a completely separate character while not doing the same for Porco, who ate Ymir and thus by their logic should be sailing across the ocean to sweep Historia off her feet by now.

Occams razor, guys. Armin and Annie had a preexisting friendship that we’ve seen displayed in the past, and he finds comfort in talking to her because he feels disconnected from his friends due to everything going on. He’s lonely and if anyone understands how complicated everything is, it’s Annie. I don’t know why it’s so hard for people to admit. :/

The idea of his mind being altered by Bert both makes no sense to the story and is a disservice to both their characters. 

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

You know we’re in the dark timeline when Stephenie Meyer has minded her own damned business for years and J.K. Rowling keeps tumbling down the metaphorical steps of murdering her own universe and personal character in the public eye for everyone to see.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Like, if in 2008 you had told me Stephenie Meyer would quietly retire and stay in her lane instead of continuing to write weird Mormon fantasy with nothing but white characters and J.K. Rowling would be on Twitter spouting some shit like “THE GOBLET OF FIRE WAS ACTUALLY ONCE A TRANS WOMAN, I’VE BEEN SITTING ON THIS SINCE 1986!” I’d say you were a fucking liar.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

But here we are.

[virare]

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

[sansan9]