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Gay/gay friendships progress on an entirely different timeline. One hour after the first “hi” you’re already spilling all your trauma

homo-sex-shoe-whale

2 minutes in: Oh yeah I’m 5'6

12 minutes in: God I fucking hate my father

theantisocialghost

a week in and im telling you about dead russian czar’s preserved appendages

anarchohannibalism

eventually, you learn each other’s names

goobra

this is honestly how some of y’all sound

cephalotodd-deactivated20190310

female characters are never allowed to be comic relief or absolute idiots without being sexualised or treated as weak and pathetic. we need more funny women who are stupid as fuck and EMBRACE that. ladies who dont have two braincells to rub together. some absolutely buffoonish girls. its 2018 cmon

gummees

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eternal-fractal

Is this an example or agreement

constant-diablerie

here’s a fantastic idea: how about Cards Against Humanity buys Tumblr??

macaroni-0verlord

@nyamafriend @mackie-winchester @saltybambootrash guys look

i emailed them and-

:))

mackiecos

DUGHAHHRJ1JEHWIDHJEBXJSIS

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

Oh my fucking god

the-worm-man

Amazing!

lala-the-rebel

Now this I can get behind

starkidmelly

YES! I’d love this so much

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

Oof, finally the good ending!

aei-ro

12 Followers, 107 Following, 10 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Charlie Boy (@charliezardy)

My wife made our leopard gecko an insta. I would check it out if I were you.

aei-ro

12 Followers, 107 Following, 10 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Charlie Boy (@charliezardy)

My wife made our leopard gecko an insta. I would check it out if I were you.

florideae

a toxic dad in a tv show: *cries and shows vulnerability, in order to evoke sympathy*

me, unfazed: die

shock

if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character

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someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over

yessica-k

This one? @team0player0

notlostonanadventure

This is like if Gone Girl was an MMO

xenosaurus

There are three basic categories of fic writer:

type one: fan fiction is a love letter to canon, only small changes unless it’s an au!!

type two: the source material can bite me, I don’t give a fuck

type three: horny

xenosaurus

sorry, I forgot one

type four: canon COULD be so good if it wasn’t so straight/white/horny, so I fixed it while holding unblinking eye contact with the creator and mouthing ‘die’

lesbomatriarchy

*writes I LIKE GIRLS on every other page of my journals so future historians don’t try to insist that I’m straight”

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Future straight Historians: “we see several examples of her prioritizing a sisterly bond with the women around her, for example on page 12 she says ‘I like girls’ and throughout the text she references loving women and preferring their company. This is not to say she prioritized above her romantic relationships because on page 78 she mentions talking to a man one time in her life. It’s hard to know just how much she valued her sisterly bond with women due to this one reference of men and the ambiguity of early 21st century slang. For example on page 12 when she said she liked women, the passage continues ’…in a lesbian way. I want to kiss girls, they are so pretty, I’m so gay.’ Now it’s difficult to understand just what that sentence means. We know that in the early 21st century kissing on the cheek in greeting had gone out of vogue but the word gay, a word with an archaic meaning of happiness gives the contextual clues that perhaps she is references that old fashioned practice.

Going back to the nameless man that is mentioned once on page 78 for one sentance…”

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“Now, given that she wrote on page 12, ‘Just to be clear: I’m sexually and romantically attracted to women exclusively,’ one may be tempted to read this literally, but we can’t rule out sarcasm.”