[[can’t be called a comeback but i missed drawing him ;u;]]

@theartofmadeline

shark vs the universe
Cosimo Galluzzi
Xuebing Du

JVL
cherry valley forever
KIROKAZE

pixel skylines
Jules of Nature
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
todays bird
Sade Olutola
Acquired Stardust
wallacepolsom

Product Placement

titsay

izzy's playlists!
Three Goblin Art
Misplaced Lens Cap

#extradirty

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@askcaladrius-cal
[[can’t be called a comeback but i missed drawing him ;u;]]
A thing
So I’m thinking about starting this small 4coma thing with my apres characters, but I also want to involve other characters in it.
So far, I have no idea of what to do and what to draw, but I just want to know if any of you are interested.
If you are interested in it and wants your character to be in the comic, please reblog this post.
Hey guys! I’m sorry I haven’t been around lately, Ace and I finally got around going to the Bahamas together, and we even got Dharma, Yudha, and Yudhi to come along as well!
We’ll be back soon enough, but we still have plenty to do on our lists :DDDD
Hope all of you are doing well, Have a nice day everyone!! :)))))
get ripped
judgmental farmer: why the heck did ya name yer dang horse Mayo, son?
my horse Mayo: *neighs*
What the fuck?
well pardner, I named my horse Mayo because horses are inclined to neigh, and “Mayo neighs” sounds like “mayonnaise” which is my favorite condiment. this kind of complex humor is hard work but so is farmin’, and I get a good chuckle out of it. that’s just the kinda farmer I am
THIS MUN DOESN'T JUST WANT ROMANCE AND SMUT!
My Muse wants friends
My Muse wants family
My Muse wants enemies
My Muse wants confidants
My Muse wants teachers
My Muse wants light
My Muse wants darkness
My Muse wants more than kissing and sex
My Muse wants to be a character
My Muse wants to be a person
Just going to bold what I’d like the most.
When i was like 13 was allowed to use the internet unrestricted for the first time and i spent a lot of time on Runescape. One of the people i talked to on there was this person who had much higher levels than me in every skill and had, to my perception, a seemingly overflowing amount of game resources. One day i was taking about wishing i could get gold ore to level my smithing and not having access to any and they like “here, you can have this gold that i have” and just gave me this big stack and i was like “i don’t even have anything to offer back”. They told me they didn’t need anything and just wanted to be nice. I said that they didn’t have to and what they told me honestly has stuck with me since, they said “life’s too short to spend it being mean to people” and like it’s such a simple thing to say but combined with their actions and the weight they bore to me at the time was hugely influential on my outlook on life and the way i treat others. I don’t know who that person is but they changed my life that day and I’m so thankful to them.
high level MMO-ers are either the nicest people on earth or the spawn of Satan there is no in between
Art Challenge: 30 Important Expressions
Draw ‘em all, or have someone send you a character and a number… it’s your wonderland, Alice. Reblog, add your own. Have a good time.
hasn’t slept in 48 hours
tasted something gross
in a long, slow line at the DMV
listening to blind date talk about their ex
reading YouTube comments
favorite song just came on
song they hate just came on
had their favorite show spoiled
just fell in love (a.k.a. “Dreamweaver face”)
saw a wasp
had a fist fight (they won)
had a fist fight (they lost)
food coma
hello darkness, my old friend
“was that Batman?”
forgot what they were about to say
“oh no, they’re hot…”
their best friend’s cooking is not as good as they think
brainfreeze!
texted the wrong person
check out this box of kittens/puppies/bunnies/ducklings/whatever’s cutest to them!
their favorite TV show character dies
having an increasingly awkward conversation with Bob of Modus Operandi
parent/guardian is showing their baby pictures
stepped on a Lego
stepped on an Eggo… you know… the waffle
102 degrees indoors and there’s no A/C
watching the end of The Iron Giant… or maybe the opening to Up… or w-when Shadow is stuck in Homeward Bound…??
woken up out of a dead sleep
nailed it.
(some suggestions were lovingly crowd-sourced from kayzig samwisedamgee marianascosta geekysideburns briandanielwolf sarahfu and indigoats.com!)
..... //ruffles his hair
“Hahaha, hello to you too! quite a greeting you’ve got there, I’m not sure I’ve seen you around”
“It’s nice to meet you, I’m Cal.”
Xui Lan: 「 Ah-!! I’m sorry! I couldn’t help myself!! 」
Xiu Lan: 「 Ah, Cal was it? It’s a pleasure to meet you! I am Xiu Lan. 」
“The pleasure’s all mine. I’m glad to have made your acquaintance, Xiu Lan”
“And a Jackalope is that fruit right? The one with the sweet taste? Looks like a melon on the outside but is actually this pretty pink-ish orange on the outside? Hahahaha, thats a weird thing to compare hair to....”
✿ (if you're still doing it ;w; )
[[hahahah i’m sorry i really can’t do anything shippy ;w;]]
✿ ((With Topaz as a brotp owo/))
[[You know, in Indonesia, your friendship game is weak if you haven’t immortalized it in an embarrassing arcade photo booth picture :P]]
Bonus:
My apologies for the last time we met ;; I haven't properly introduced myself. Can I ask for your name? Oh-- and my name is Riseha! It's a pleasure to meet you!!
“Hm? I don’t recall anything worth apologizing for, so it’s fine! I’m Cal, the pleasure is mine, Riseha.”
“You seem like a very nice person, I hope we can get along well”
This is the cutest and most corny app for long-distance couples
Okay, so there’s this app called “Couple” in the app store. ((I think it may have been called “Pair” as well, but I’ve got the AT&T version.)) Let me tell you about this cute little motherfucking app.
Okay, so you have this icon
Not all that impressive, but still cute nonetheless.
Then you open it up, get yourself and your adorable-as-fuck significant other registered with an email and password. You get “paired” and have this little facebook chat sort of thing that only the two of you are able to see.
Oh, hey, and what’s this little thing?
Yeah. There’s this button you can press to gently tell your S.O. that they’re on your mind without having to say much more. How fucking cute is that?
Alright, so you’ve got a wall you two can share. Now there are other little features too such as a place you can draw on the same screen damn near to real-time.
And then you can take that shitty little drawing you created together and post it up on that wall so neither of you will forget how crappy phone screens are to draw with, but damn if that isn’t cute.
Lastly, you have the thumb kiss. Now this feature is unique because no matter where you are in the world, you can use this app and know that you’re both doing the same stupid thing and giggling like an idiot all the while. With a thumb kiss, you press your finger to the screen and your S.O.’s will show up once they do the same.
Then once they get close and/or touching, the screen changes a little
And after a second of touching, the screen turns red and vibrates to signify your “kiss.”
And if that’s not the cutest shit that a dumb little app on your probably-a-piece-of-crap-phone can offer, then you need to get out of my face and go try this app because it’s totally free and will have you smiling for a week.
gxspenst
Highly recommend. 10/10
Rebloging for all my followers out there with long distance relationships… This could help so much!
Also for anyone in a relationship who just want to feel closer whenever they’re apart.
corgi-here-heron-there :> For when you get your new phone
downloading this myself, cus I am also in a long distance thank u galli >:U xD
noivwrn
Headcanons Go~
☾: Sleep Headcanon ☠: Drinking Headcanon ♒: Phobia Headcanon ⋆: Sex Headcanon ☮: Random Headcanon ☻: ‘Like’ headcanon ♤: ‘Dislike’ Headcanon ☯: Pet Peeve Headcanon ☄: Weather Headcanon ☼: Cooking Headcanon
[[ahhhhhh i’m sorry im not answering my asks, eid is coming up and i need to help out around the house ;o; ill try to start answering after eid tho so again, really sorry!]]
what is the most contradictory thing your oc does/has done?
Send "%" for how likely my muse would say yes to a date with yours