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Lisa when she heard Dracula possessed a wealth of knowledge that she could use to further her studies in medicine:
The Simpsons wild for this
This is honestly the best addition to my post
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Actual quotes from Anatolian letters
The first three are from Assyrian merchants during the Old Assyrian Colony period (approx. 1900-1700 BC). The rest are from the Hittite kingdom (approx. 1700-1200 BC). The last five were written by members of the Hittite royal family. All translations are my own.
Tell Amur-ilÄ« he needs to know how to be respectful. He shouldnāt just think about bread and beer. He needs to be a grown man.
Why do you keep writing to me: the fabrics you send me each time arenāt good! Who is the person who lives in your house and who speaks badly of my fabrics when theyāre put in front of him?
What have I done to you that you want to cause my ruin so badly?
Look, I donāt have any good oil to rub myself with.
Why do you keep not sending me my messengers back? Are your servants too tired?
Are my servants garbage?
Was that enemy bewitched, so that you didnāt recognise him?
When my messenger came back from you, my dear brother, why didnāt you write me a greeting? Now look, Iām angry with you!
LuŔiwali harnessed my chariot and then he wrecked it!
If someone else had relocated your household, wouldnāt you be angry?
(from the queen to the king) My head and back are sore, thatās still how they are.
When messengers went to visit the princess of Babylon who was given to Egypt, they were left standing outside the palace!
(to Ramses II of Egypt) Is nothing available to my brother? Only if the son of the Sungod or the son of the Stormgod have nothing, or if the sea has nothing, do you have nothing!
About this thing you wrote to me: may my lord write back to me to tell me if he liked the birds I sent to my lord, and I will start sending them regularly. The birds you sent me were rotten.
(to the king of Assyria) Oh, so youāve become a Great King, have you? (ā¦) Why should I call you brother? Were you and I born from the same mother? Just like my grandfather and my father didnāt call the king of Assyria brother, you shouldnāt keep writing to me about coming to visit and about Great Kingship. I donāt like it.
anybody wanna play a remote game of MTG
i canāt stop looking up catholic memes why is this so funny
my momās getting too into the meme game
your mother is funnier than literally everyone on tumblr
this is the purest video you will see all day, it includes not only practical advice on how to make cats feel comfortable but also:
the most patient and long suffering clawdia
bob ross, but a vetĀ
squish the cat
squish the cat, but with a towel
absolute unit mr. pirate
a little chubby but quite beautiful
please watch this immediately
Squish! That! Cat!
I considered myself to be well versed on cats/communicating with cats. Iāve lived with at least two cats my whole life, and currently live with two very different cats who I love. Apparently most cats are shoulder cats? My cat Mason has always been very nervous about going up on peopleās shoulders, so I thought Iād try theĀ āshoulder catā technique.
I had to help him up on my shoulders because heās never done it himself before. But once I got him up there I squished him, he started purring like nobodyās business. I carried him around our entire apartment, up and down staircases, and he was so happy. He didnāt try to leave once! When I put him down he head butted me and meowed and was super affectionate. And of course I gave him a treat.
TLDR- Even if you live with cats and think you understand cats, please watch this video.Ā
I would die for Mr. Pirate
The kind of nonsense i see on Tumblr is so much better than any other social media. But tumblr is so much worse in every other respect
watch the whole thing, iām begging you
this is NUTS
Reblogging this again because I found out heās actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.
wait a second
Chinaās netizens are all in a twitter over the account of a carpenter who was commissioned to make a cinnabar red high-backed chair with the finials at the top to be āin the shape of dragonsā headsā (chĆ©ng lóngtóu ęé¾é ). Ā Unfortunately, he misinterpreted the directions to mean ā[in the shape of] Jackie Chanās headā (āChĆ©nglóng tóu ęé¾é ā).
(via Language Log Ā» Reanalysis, Jackie Chan edition)
LMAO ok so to elaborate on this absolute gem, notice how the characters provided forĀ āin the shape of dragonsā headsā and ā[in the shape of] Jackie Chanās headā are identical? That wasnāt a typo.
The thing you need to understand about Chinese names is that they all have meaning. And I donāt mean that in the sense ofĀ āif you trace the etymology back through two languages it has its roots in a Hebrew phrase that meansĀ āGod is my ____ā that many Western names have. I mean that in the sense ofĀ āalmost all of these words are still in regular use today and my parents very literally named meĀ āpretty [and] wiseā in Chinese.
(Sidenote: This is why we get annoyed at made-upĀ āChineseā names that just pull two random vaguely Chinese-sounding syllables together. It is blindinglyĀ obvious when itās not a real name).
ę (chĆ©ng) meansĀ āto becomeā,Ā āto turn intoā. é¾ (lóng) is ādragonā. Thus, Jackie Chanās Chinese stage name,Ā ęé¾ (ChĆ©nglóng), literally meansĀ ābecome dragonā. (é (tóu), of course, means āheadā)Ā Ā
(Further sidenote: This is actually a bit of a pun/reference. Specifically, it is a reference to Bruce Lee, whose stage name was å°é¾ (XiĒolóng), or,Ā āLittle dragonā. So Jackieās chosen stage name means bothĀ ābecome dragonā, andĀ ābecome [like] Bruce Leeā)
The other thing you need to know about Chinese is that we donāt put spaces between terms in written text.
What all this means is that the way youād writeĀ ā[carve] into dragon headsā can beĀ identicalĀ to the way youād writeĀ ā[carve] Jackie Chanās headā, and literally the only difference would be where you pause when you vocaliseĀ it: before lóngtóu, or after chĆ©nglóng. XD
i think the chair turned out great
RELEASE THE BUBBLE HORSE
ŠŠ°Šŗ ŠæŃŠøŠ³Š¾ŃовиŃŃ ŃŠµŃŃŠ¾
āHow to prepare the dough
To begin with, take some flour
Ah, no, the flour is sleeping. Letās not bother her, she might bite
Weāll prepare the dough some other timeā
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cats donāt know what words mean and i love that about them. i can say āyou are a beautiful little angel child and i love you more than anything else in the entire worldā but also āyou wretched little clown bastard. youāve created such a big mess and now i have to clean it because i have hands and you donāt. this is godās cruelest joke.ā and they donāt care they just say :3 and put their little paws on me
anyone who saysĀ āthe bible is clearā about an issue, is 100% of the time wrong. the bible wasnt clear once. the bible couldnt be clear about how to make a table if it came in an ikea box
Exodus 25:23-30
well ill be darned
āhowās life going?ā
me:
This video is my lifeblood.