Holy Moly! A FIFTH Doki? What is this, some sort of… Doki Doki Literature Club Plus?
Hm. That works, actually. Jasmine, you are hereby dubbed Ms. Plus under my Monkeyman denominations. You also inherit the color red from the formerly philosophized MC (who will be getting the color bold instead). I have no idea what I’d do with a SIXTH member!
Anywho. You seem to be quite the character. No animosity from the other Dokis whatsoever seem to be seen! How lucky. And you fit their wants of a fifth member to a T!
Unfortunately, as most things, I need to see it to believe it. Nobody is without flaws, and flaws are what make people interesting and special! Well, to be fair, you ARE quite special already — I didn’t expect Monika to have any non-club friends! But I guess she is popular. And does that mean you are ALSO popular…? Hm. Perhaps a line of questioning that shall be picked up at another time.
Anywho, two! It is time for the most expansive, days-upon-days-to-write-and-answer special: Monkeyman’s Jasmine Ask-DDLC Catch-Up Extravanganza! I was going to make a wacky introduction for each of the club members, but, apparently you know about files and the like, so, any morbid jokes intended to go over your head towards Monika would be caught by you.
As for the Monkeyman’s Jasmine Ask-DDLC Catch-Up Extravanganza! (with an exclamation mark) itself… it’s simple, really! We’ve gleaned so much insight from all the Dokis’ answers to various questions. And, well, gosh, it would be such a darn shame for us to have to ask ALREADY-ANSWERED topics to see your opinion on it, Jazzy. (Can I call you Jazzy? I’m not calling you Jazzy, that’s weird and we don’t know each other that well.)
Short of appending every previously answered question to have your answer, a chronological anachronism and a ludicrous task to behold, the only way to remedy this is to play “catch-up” of sorts.
As in, answer every previously asked question you weren’t present for.
*gives you cupcake* (also by Anonymous. What will you do with the cupcake, Jasmine? Is it poisoned? Rotten? Who knows…?!)
“You are now manually breathing.” (by 🌌Starsheet anon)
You have lost the game (by Anonymous), and an explanation on what “losing the game” means (by a different Anonymous).
“If a tree falls in the forest and nobody sees it, can it pick itself back up?” (by another Anonymous. Boy, this Anonymous person sure does ask a lot of questions…)
Trick or treat! (by yet another Anonymous. It’s not Halloween anymore but timing isn’t important when it comes to catching up!)
Candy delivery! (by once again another Anonymous. Technically I gave kind encouraging words to all the Dokis before this, but that doesn’t particularly involve you, sooooo, yeah. Make do with the scraps that may or may not be leftover!)
The “me vs. matey” saga (with me, monkeyman2020, and TheFirstMatey involved. This isn’t exactly a question, but it’s an important event! Read about it and tell me your thoughts, JJ!)
“how many of y’all are gay?” Ergo; what is your orientation, Jasmine? (also by Anonymous, without the Jasmine part naturally. By process of elimination, you have the best chances with Monika. It’s almost a cliché, I mean, having a new character possibly get with Monika. I myself have fallen into that line of thinking. Sooo, yeah.)
What question would each of you want to ask the others? (by moi, monkeyman2020. You also DO need to answer said others’ questions! So, I’ll also list those!)
What is everyone’s (your) favorite book? (By Sayori)
If you could bodyswap with anyone you know, who would it be? (By Yuri. Let me put my bets in now; the answer’s going to be Monika.)
“HOW ARE YOU ALL SO TALL?!” (By Natsuki. This may or may not apply to you, Jasmine, depending on your height. If you are tall, explain how.)
How can I find love in your reality? (By Monika. I mean, I already answered this one… but it’s always nice to hear someone else’s two cents on the matter. Remember to ask your own question to the rest of the Dokis, and answer it yourself for #10!)
If there were a new member to join the club, what would you want their personality to be like? And/or how you’d want them to treat you, for extra introspection points. (by moi, once again! This is the prelude to you, so I’d like to see how YOU answer it. And don’t say “I’m perfectly fine with the amount of members and their personalities right now”, because the OG club could’ve said that and they didn’t. Be creative!)
What’s your favorite music taste? (by lucidental-deactivated20251214. Hey, a non-anonymous! Who… is gone from Tumblr. Hrm. Be prepared to have your music tastes playfully theoretically made fun of by this person who can’t see this, though!)
Something something, Project Libitina’s going forward, etcetera etcetera. (By TheFirstMatey. This isn’t a question and was directed mostly just towards Monika, but maybe you’ll find the information valuable, I don’t know.)
unlimited games but no bacon or unlimited games but no games? (by another Anonymous. Answer the gosh-darn question, Jaaaasmiiiiine.)
Trick or treat! (Again. By another Anonymous. I guess repeats aren’t entirely foreign to this blog… neat! That means what I’m doing could be valuable! Let’s hope it gets answered and not… well, put off indefinitely, hahaha!)
Who’s the most lesbian out of you four?” Errr, five. (by Anonymous again. Easy answer. Unless… you don’t KNOW about Natsuki and Yuri’s…? Ohohoho, what a delightfully devilish way to find out if so.)
There was like, a SUPER cool party everyone had, where everyone danced, I talked with Monika about introspective things, it was a blast. (Constructed by me, monkeyman2020, of course!) The Literature Club Makeshift Prom, or LCMP for short. Now, don’t worry, I can make another one soon enough, but I don’t want to do something so encompassing in a long-winded questionnaire like this, soooo… you get an ice-cold can of soup as a consolation prize. No can openers have been provided. Maybe it’ll cool down by the time you answer the last question.
What’s your favorite fruit? (Once again by me! And actually a short one. How uncharacteristically brief!)
What’s in like being in a game? (By J. “J anon”, if you will. “Janonymous”, if me will. You know this, right? You know about the game files, so you know about the horrifically constraining nature of your existence? That’s how it works? And, hold on a second… J is the first letter of your name… is this a coincidence, Jasmine?! Hm? HMMMMM?)
Most ideal romantic excursion? (By who else but monkeyman2020. That’s me! I mean, if half the words in the question have three or more syllables, you’re basically guaranteed a question by me. Just sayin’, apostrophe.)
What should you do when you want to start a literature club? How to start it? (On behalf of yet another anon, who may or may not see this. Regardless of if they do, I salute you, literature-club-making Anonymous!)
You get an egg. The guy who gave it to you left. (Anonymous who is referencing Deltarune. Eggs are actually a TCS [Time and Temperature Control for Safety] food, so you’ll probably get incredibly sick if you eat the egg that was given to the Dokis over a month ago. I don’t think this club had a fridge…)
How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut! (By another Anonymous, which gives TheFirstMatey vibes to be honest but I wouldn’t concretely die on that hill. What is your response to the joke, Jasmine?)
What does a typical day look like for you guys? (by a consolidate Anonymous, who is asking the simple questions we have forgotten to. Also, if you can, as question/instruction 28.5, consider encouraging Natsuki to open up about what she wants to do with Yuri. I’m sure she’ll understand. Yuri, anyway.)
What would happen if two separate DDLC ask accounts gave each other asks? (You don’t have an alternate version of yourself, so this is probably less freaky than it is for the others. Uhhh… oh yeah, also by me, Monkeyman, monkeyman2020, “Monkey” as a fellow asker is keen of calling me.)
“What's your favourite animal and do you have any pets 😼😼” (by another anonymous, perhaps the same who asked another question with emojis at the end I don’t know I don’t remember the specifics of all of these questions after I jot them down.)
Golly, an even 30! Not to say there were only 30 “asks” submitted; there were quite a few character-specific questions I neglected to add here, since… you know, they were specific to certain characters. These just happened to add up to a coincidental round, even number.
The answers to all of these questions will show off your character, Jasmine! To ensure that you can stand on your own, four tickets to the Existent Plot-Necessity concert has been provided, for the currently irrelevant remaining members, of course. Existent Plot-Necessity is a band that may or may not exist! What music do they play? Guess you’ll have to ask the Dokis after they get back! (Though you’ll also have to remember to ask the Dokis your own question, if you feel like doing so prior to them leaving. This might take a while…)
Anywho! I wish upon you good virtue and a fantabulous time! Obligatory Aladdin reference here. Good luck!
(To put things in retrospect, this ask was sent around three days before Christmas. Hopefully this isn’t too overwhelming…!)
Jasmine: oh… um… Okay, this is going to be a lot.
M, N, Y, and S: goodbye jasmine we go to concert now
Jasmine: um- Okay- bye?? Okay, This is a lot of information to gobble up…
Jasmine: okay. i can do this.
2: I thought Natsuki was the one to make cupcakes, not an anon?
3: …Thanks, but i don’t think i breathe in the first place, starsheet..
4: what ga- oh. well… um.. yeah, i guess i did lose.
5: maybe if it’s that one character from natsuki’s comic books. yeah. natsuki has comic books AND manga.
6: *materializes a candy bar*
7(bonus): encouraging words. right. you mean words that reference each girl’s death. um.. well, i was supposed to die, too. but i caught one of monika’s files that lore dumps for the player, and essentially gave myself admin to prevent myself from dying. i don’t have an archive of that, but check this out.
this was supposed to be my final poem before my coded death. No, Monika didn’t plan to leave me hanging, but maybe something else.. though.. I quite haven’t figured that out yet.
8: This is a really stupid saga.. I’m not in the picture, though, i guess i wasn’t really there for the saga when it arrived, but still! Why did you two fight over a freaking profile picture…?
9:I actually haven’t put much thought into my romantical relationship preferences. i just… like people. does that make me bi? straight? gay? i dunno. i like who i like.
10: So i have to ask them a question when theyget back? hmm.. Alright, I guess i’ll think about it.
11: Ooh, tough one. I don’t really have a favourite, but i do like mystery novels.
12: Bodyswap? It’s not- It’s not Monika. Essentially, if i chose Monika, i wouldn’t have a route for the player to choose- anyway, that’s not the point. I would rather bodyswap with a genderbend of me, if i have one. Then nothing changes too much. I don’t like change.
13: How do you explain if someone is tall-? I’m average height for girls my age, anyway..
14: I can’t answer that. I don’t even know my romantical preferences.
15: Wait- I’M the new member- Do i really need to answer this!? Whatever.. Uh, I guess I’m cool? I treat people cool- I don’t know, man..
16: I personally like anything i can bob my head to.
17: Oh.. Wow, okay. Monika and I will be having a very interesting discussion.
19: *summons another candy*
20: I know Natsuki and yuri are gay.
21: Couldn’t have made an undertale reference with it being pasta? ..oh well.
22: My digital taste buds are telling me Bananas.
23:Um.. Not a coincidence. and it’s.. kinda awesome. i get to live forever, even when my game rots away. Cause essentially, once a fictional universe is created, it stays alive for eternity. with limitations, sure. But i’m basically freaking immortal!
24: Again, not a romance girl.
25: Well, I was “Vice President” After Sayori died according to Gj’s canon thoughts.. so like… Yeah. to start a literature club, you gotta immerse yourself in poetry and.. well, literature! and not just one type, every type!
26: Oh yeah.. the egg. Monika put it in a file and… the egg kinda…. exploded. yeah. um.
27: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA your not funny. i don’t approve of dad jokes… sorrieeeee……..
28: for me? question my existence all day long.
28.5: No. but i will say this. her code says Natsuki wants to have s- *fades away to the next question because like i dont want to make this as “mature”*
29: Well it might be hard to keep track of which doki is which.
30: No pets. But my code gave me a weird obsession with zebras…
Jasmine: WHEW! what a DOOZIE! i’m tire-
*the other dokis get back*
Jasmine: oh. right. question. uh… How was the concert?
M: A nice change of pace.
Jasmine: Well, I’m gonna head home early today.
