Ask Drunk Steven!

Oh my drunk, I'm not stars.

[askdrunksteven]

(( Mod still lives, just massively struggling to not want to throw the whole thing out and burn it every time I try to work on the next update ✌️ 

Couldn’t tell you when the next one is gonna happen, if it even does))

[askdrunksteven]

she hAS COLLEGE AND STUFF GUYS I CAN’T BE A DISTRACTION

ALSO WHO SAID I LOVED HER

I NEVER SAID THAT

I JUST WANNA HOLD HER HANDS GENTLY IN MINE AND TAKE A REALLY LONG WALK ON THE BEACH AND TELL HER JOKES SO SHE LAUGHS AND STUFF

[askdrunksteven]

they’re all busy? and I don’t need help??? 

seriously. bad dare, shadeses

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ayyy macarena!

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i just destroyed an ancient ruin and failed a super important test in one fell swoop is all. what kid hasn’t done that though, right? haha :D

[askdrunksteven]

((Mod here, just an update to inform y’all that I’m basically trash. I’m just as frustrated as you guys with my own inability to get my head out of my ass. :’D I’m still thinking about this AU quite a bit tho, so it’s.. well, I dunno if I’d say it’s alive and well, but it’s definitely alive.))

[askdrunksteven]

((Hey guys, mod here. This is just an update to apologize for my crazy-bad inconsistent posting schedule and to reassure everyone that the coronavirus didn’t kill me. Sorry for getting your hopes up for a story-update, and not another dumb mod one. :P Love you guys tho. Be safe and wash ya damn hands, y’all.))

[askdrunksteven]

scared me more than it hurt

wooo I’m dizzy

okey doke no more upside down stuff

[avwahdoodles]

[askdrunksteven]

((Aaaw! This is so cuuute! Thank you!!! ))

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that hurted.

But yeah anyway WOO truth or dare time! :D

((Askbox is open!))

[askdrunksteven]

It’d be a shame to chug the whole bottle and then not be able to record proof I did it, right? XP

((Big obnoxious mod comment under the cut.))

((Hey guys, I’m so sorry that it’s been 2 weeks since the last update! I am also so very shocked that 1200+ of you are willing to deal with that, considering that I was uploading daily in the beginning, there. Thank you for putting up with my wack update schedule guys. It’s probably not gonna get much better so strap in folks.

I’ll be real tho, I had this update in my drafts for a couple days cause I wanted to surprise you all with a batch of updates to binge. After I saw “1 week” tick over to “2 weeks” though, I realized that probably wasn’t the smartest idea. Next update is in production though, so hopefully it won’t take another 2 friggin weeks! Hopefully. Like, a week at most. Send some rabid dogs after me if it takes 2 weeks again.

Gosh I’m ramble-y, aren’t I? TLDR: Thank you guys for your saint-like patience and I love y’all. I know that sounds cheesy and insincere, but I really do mean it. You’re all are friggin awesome. ❤️❤️❤️))

[askdrunksteven]

((Hello, mod here. Just a quick post to let you guys know the blog’s still alive, just.. workin’ slowly.))

[askdrunksteven]

I WAS LIKE TEN AND I HAD TO KNOW IF IT’D KILL ME OR NOT. DON’T SHAME ME. I lived, by the way. Obviously.

Woo, truth or dare!

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[askdrunksteven]

((mod here to say yeess, give me more fanart. stroke my ego mooorree-

Haha! In all seriousness, thank you, it means a lot to me <3))

[perfectstevenau]

Fanart Time!

I really like a lot of AUs so I decided to draw a few! I’ll probably do more of these because there are so many out there that I wanted to put in! So, for now, I drew these. I recommend you all check out these AUs because they’re so creative and so interesting! And not to mention they all have some great art!

(Also If I messed up any designs I’m sorry! I tried my best!)

(Stevens in order from top to bottom)

- Disarmed!Steven belongs to @stevenuniverseanewchapter

- Eckhart belongs to @theeldritchgemsau

- Pink!Steven belongs to @spudinacup 

- R-053 belongs to @lab-raised-steven

- Blue Diamond!Steven belongs to @blue-diamond-steven

- Homeraised!Steven belongs to @teenageukulelescreamo

- Reverted!Steven belongs to @suau-reverted

- Drunk!Steven belongs to @askdrunksteven 

- Faerie!Steven belongs to @sufaeu

[askdrunksteven]

((Mod here, and I’m squealing!!! 😍😍😍 Thank you! ))

[askdrunksteven]

((Mod here just to say holy shit my head is spinning at how quickly y’all filled my inbox. so overwhelming... 😵

Time to try n figure out how to answer all these new asks on top of the older ones I have saved-))

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For real guys, let’s just have fun.

I know you guys can be fun.