Orange Juice @asketchygoro - Tumblr Blog

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

I heavily fw bro

people have said good things about you behind your back, without your knowledge. people have shared their love for you with others.

mixelation

we as a society have GOT to accept that it is okay if we get blocked. you do not have the right to interact with every single person on the internet. "but then i can't interact with their content" yes that is the point "but i didn't do anything" no one owes you an explanation and you don't have to have "done something" to be blocked. let it go

coelii

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

kira-kui-n

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

mewvore

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

plague-vulture

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

homunculus-argument

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

luckyletd0wn

supid

homunculus-argument

supid.

loveridden1999

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

shamebats

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

buggachat

the best female characters are the ones that online discourse calls annoying and cannot stand. this is a fact sorry. the more hated she is by the online sphere the better her character is sorry