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Context: So we are fighting a Black Dragon, and one of the Druids crossclassed with a Barbarian class. I’ll let the story play out.

Druid/Barbarian Duo class: “Ok, flying up about 500 feet, then turning into a bear, enabling rage, and aiming for said Black Dragon”

(Pretext, DM rolled at least 2 Nat 1’s and 2 2’s)

-bear falls at terminal velocity and striking the Dragon-

DM: “Your attack instantly kills the dragon, and the damage to you leaves you at about 2 health.”

-DM decides to practically flip the table-

DM: Why is it with you guys, that story goes well, yet when it comes to fights, everything goes wrong in an instant?“

-Entire group laughs our asses off, and makes off with about 1800 gold shared-

So… You’ve heard of InterContinentalBalisticMissile, now you have InterContinentalBalisticBear

askfableaquas

I am proud to say i was there for that...and i got to call the Dragon “Big Black and ugly”

jitterbugjive

CALLING ALL OREGON RESIDENTS AND TOURISTS!!!

As most of you know, I’m making my “My Magic Grandpa” comic project take place mainly in Oregon. But I’m only really familiar with the Portland area, anything beyond Trimet bus limits is fairly alien to me save for the coastline.

I want to know from people not only from Portland, but anywhere in Oregon what their most memorable experiences in Oregon have been.

Weird experiences, magical, beautiful, types of people who made huge impressions, whatever makes you feel nostalgic… How you would describe ‘Oregon’ to people if you had to summarize the main things about the area you live in. Any local myths and legends you’d heard of or experienced.

Anything that you think could inspire a good story somehow

I want this comic to really give the FEEL of all aspects of Oregon, including the more dull an small town areas. I want to represent as much of this state as possible from as many angles as I can get.

Either reblog your experiences or submit them to me, or if you’re not an oregon resident or tourist a reblog would be very much appreciated!

askfableaquas

I live in the Portland Metro Area, Hillsboro specifically, we actually have the Nike Headquarters, which if i remember correctly is one of the Greenest Companies in terms of Pollution output, Intel Headquarters is also up here, Also during the Summer we get a Farmers Market every Saturday Also used to live in Astoria, Oregon which sadly had a Comic Book Shop that had The Goonies Merch as the movie was shot in Astoria, as well as Kindergarden Cop was shot in the Elementary School as well, outside of that there’s also an old Navel Base that was converted into a Job Corp Center that has the only Seamanship Program in the entire US

ari-zonia

Base by @deweyart, found here

I found this thing hilarious as a “Draw the Squad”, featuring Monster versions of StephenPlays, @tomfawkes, Chuggaaconroy, MasaeAnela, myself, @acfan120, ProtonJon, NintendoCapriSun, and @pudgemouthjin

apjvff

breakfast? you gotta stop living in the stone ages. we call it meal 1

askfableaquas

What about Second Breakfast?

alxbngala

Money Cats masterpost, to have your LIFE!! filled with money.

prescriptionquality

FUCK MAN

hitpass

NOT RISKING THIS ONE

fushark-deactivated20161123

So much cats.

askfableaquas

just because of cat

fajdskldsjfdjslkdoodlingfanboy

Reblog if you’re older than the Nintendo GameCube

askfableaquas

1992 here

zeliavee-art

Wow, here’s something that certainly didn’t took forever x_X

This is my submission for the fanart contest for the SagGeek event. Once it’ll be done editing I’ll update/reblog this post with a link to the speed draw video I made as well

askfableaquas

here’s a thing a friend did looks great

deadjosey-deactivated20200613

actualjackmorrison-archive-blog

I’M THE DRAGON BORN :D

paladinodanse-deactivated201708

I’m Dante from devil may cry 3 :o

paperwick

I farm good cause I Stardew Valley’d.

kiwilapple

I can turn garbage into weapons?

rad-puppeteer

Hopefully saving the world doesn’t involve fishing because I, as a farmer that explores caves, had neglected that skill. Again.

piraticalpsyche

Last played saints row and we all know how that ends (a bday party narrated by Jane Austen)

askfableaquas

I’m a Persona Summoner, I HAVE SATAN IN MY CONTROL!

oneofthosecrazycatladies

existential-dread-crisis

BECDEC

MY NAME IS GODDAMN BECDEC

suicunesrider

Holy shit….. join the club because my name is fuckin Haymay

rocketmermaid

I’m fucking Juljul

askfableaquas

Mine is Robfeb....ROBFEB!

incorrectfeaquotes

Submitted by nmn3r3

askfableaquas

Henry confirmed Alucard?

ask-melissa-and-the-band

SMASH COMMENTATORS NEEDED

Who would like to be our guest SMASH Commentator during the fight. Did is your chance to be featured through the fight.

All you have to do is Like this Post and Reblerg.

Deadline will be next Sunday. Smash will officially begin.

-Mod-

ask-melissa-and-the-band

Last Chance Deadline Sunday Sept. 18

askfableaquas

No Items, Fox Only, Final Destination!

chongoblog

Visit Original Link

Original comic by @gregordraws

I’m aware Frisk probably wouldnt sound like that but I needed to voice this comic.

raventheunkind

GET DUNK’D ON!

askfableaquas

So true~

outtherealternico

An UFO captured on video in Milwaukee, WI

captainamerica-inmiddleearth

This is the second high quality video i have seen of ufos in as many days…. what the fuck is going on

tiffanarchy

he goes, “Yup. UFOs are real”

academiemelusine

I remember people were saying that isn’t it interesting that the number of grainy photos of cryptids and UFOs has decreased despite more people carrying cameras.

And now here we are.

64bitwar

neopolitanfox

Okay but in all seriousness what the fuck are those?

64bitwar

UFOs stupid

askfableaquas

Not saying UFOs aren’t real but The lights are spreading apart, if it was a ship it would be stationary, more then likely its something else

jessicacapshaw

working in retail

askfableaquas

This is EXACTLY like working in Retail there are way too many self-entitled people that have never worked it and treat Retail people like they’re lower then themselves, But those that have worked retail know it and don’t do so, As someone working at a gas station I can side with the guy way too well, the whole “The Customer is Always Right” Is bullshit and needs to go away. There are gonna be those assholes but the Cool ones are who I like it to help more cause they’re not like the old lady that is absolutely rediculous who walk into the store and walk around pass the isle they’re looking for and come up to the counter when I’m helping someone else with their purchases asking for help interupting me and the other customer and going “Where’s your <Item>?” and then getting mad that I am not on top of what they want at that very moment cause I’m finishing up one other task

dredsina

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

sixfeetunderrthestars

you learn a lot about the human race once you become a cashier somewhere

askfableaquas

You do learn a lot about Humanity...then you slowly grow to hate people....and then return home and talk to people on the internet and start a vicious cycle of love and hate of people