the awesome guitar playing slender fenderman

You can ask me or my main proxy anything My main proxy is an awesome chick name zetera

[gif87a-com]

[back-that-sass-up]

TERRIFIC stuff by the cat!

[ladymarlboro]

i love how the crowd goes nuts

[ha-pax]

[mistomaxo]

the juice is loose

[toloveviceforitself]

…what the shit did I just watch

[wiseguynephile]

the really comprehensive befuckening of a house

[toloveviceforitself]

…ask a stupid question, I guess

[wiseguynephile]

wait look i found the real answer:

“This is from a Norwegian television show called “Ikke Gjør Dette Hjemme” (Don’t Try This At Home). It’s basically Mythbusters with a sprinkle of Jackass on top. Every season is filmed at abandoned homes scheduled for demolition, where the two hosts seek to answer the burning questions most people have.”

[tflatte]

…but what question led to THIS?

[lyrangalia]

The question seems to be “what happens if you mixed elephant toothpaste, gasoline, and fire together in a staircase”, which, I don’t know why you would ask that very specific question but maybe it’s a burning question in Norway.

[optimysticals]

huh. That’s a hell of a thing.

[hidingoutbackstage]

I’m right and I should say it

[fairyofsomething]

Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?

[astudyingreer]

“Hey”

“Hey”

[pixiis-blog]

“Hey Dork.”

“I am not a dork.”

“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”

[paradox-thekid]

“Whats up buttholes”

“Shut up Loser”

[viostormcaller]

“Hey maaaan”

“Hey maaaaan”

Or

“Hey stoop-stoops”

“No”

[anticoffeebeans]

“Who are you?”

[soopticboop]

“Hey shithead”

“Hey dickface”

“Whaddup slut”

[aamitmorthos]

*Hey ‘name of sibling’* *Get out of my room*

[dragonpyre]

“Hey nerd” “What do you want”

[avatarpotato]

“Sup bitch”

“Fuck off”

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*

“what”

“what do you want for dinner”

[patient-positivity-deactivated2]

That last one!!!

[kreftropod]

Passing each other in a corridor/when entering or exiting a room/in the stairs/wherever:

*drops into battle-poses and makes pterodactyl screeches while fake-swinging and kicking at each other before continuing on as if nothing happened*

[shadowdragonia]

-pass by each other, make eye contact, narrow eyes and glare at each other in silence for about 10 seconds before continuing on your path- 

[irishais]

“hey nerd”

“s'up, Chewbacca”

also always overcome with the urge to immediately end the other when in their presence.

[kawree]

That’s it that’s having siblings. 24/7.

[askfenderman]

"Hola bitch nugget. The fuck you want for dinner?"

"Your soul hoebag"

"No ass disaster your choices are spaghetti or spaghetti. Pick one or starve. "

[kaatsrpmemes]

Reblog if your muse is a fucking hottie

[a-gay-homosexual-deactivated202]

this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control 

[twerkyvulture]

wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That

[cloudfreed]

me when im hungry

[gifsboom]

[odairannies]

#snapped

[cutepetsuwu]

The darkness. The destroyer of worlds.

[petermorwood]

Very small worlds for now, but just you wait.

[gottastim]

slimoshop on ig

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i propose that “himbo” and “bimbo” are not true opposites and exist more on a four part axis and the missing other two are “herbo” (a big dumb sexy strong woman) and “himbim” (a skinny stupid pretty boy)

[theroguefeminist]

[qsy-draws-a-lot]

Finally someone fixed my problem.

[beargoop]

I made a video version of this post

[mwagneto]

THINGS SONY DID: THAT

[peachdoxie]

Venom (2018) - “Ride to Hospital” deleted scene

[niceoptics]

i’ve had this thought for awhile but never had the right meme to express it… until now

[sallychanscraps]

sexuality: when goliath’s claws crunch through that stone wall like its just crappy styrofoam in the Gargoyles intro

[neopuff]

[castlewyvern]

[lemon-mints]

oh boy 1 am time to b̨̡͙̮̭̣̱̏͑̇͑̽ͩ̄͊̄́̈́͌͊̈́̄̀̚ȩ̡͚̗͉͕̺̥̝̞̺͙̯̞̅̈́̍̇̇̐͊̆̈́ͭ͋ͦͮ͒͊ͨ̋͌͢ͅ ̡̩̫̙̜̙̪͓̜̳̹̖͖̫̘͕ͣ̂ͯͦ̎̓ͫ̔̊̅̄ͮ̈͡ͅͅs̴̻̱͇̭̥̻̣̗̤̠̳̻̬̥̎̄̋̋͝t̲̣̼͕̹͉̝̥̥̒̌̏̆̀̓̏͋͛ͫͤ͛̐͗̒̏̓ͪ͌͡ͅù̸̽͋͂ͫͩ̊̈͑ͫͪͥ̚͜҉͉͖̪͠p̓̍̅̈́ͦͪ̈ͩ̋̅ͣͭͯ̒̽̌͗̍́͏̵̡͓͍̼̩̞̪̭͓͙͚̜̗į̛͖͚̦̹͙̯̱̲ͬ̒́ͥ̊̎d̡͆̑ͦ͗ͥ͌̿̏̿̌̑͗̏ͨ̚̚҉̟̞̤̭͕̥̦̹̤̘̭͚̣̺