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Welcome to Haku Kusanagi's ask blog! 《Slow Posts, Full Time Student》 NSFW POSSIBLE Ask Box Open! Please read the rules.

[askhakukusanagi]

Welcome | Master Post

Welcome to the ask blog of Haku Kusanagi. Don't worry. I kept your throne nice and safe, princess.

Ask Box Status: Open (I'm back! >:D )

Also runs @askthehospitalghost

Note: I try to be very thorough and really research my responses, so replies may be slow. In addition, if I believe you may have more than one ask. I will likely do one, then come back to it after answering a few for other users, so it stays fair <3

Rules:

NSFW CONTENT IS POSSIBLE AND ALLOWED. MINORS DNI WITH MARKED POSTS.

You can ask almost everything, but I reserve the right to refuse an ask if it makes me uncomfortable. That topic will then be added to the rules when found.

Mun is musically trained and can read sheet music! Music questions are allowed.

Some questions may teeter upon headcanon territory. Theories are welcome, but I'll be throwing clues as to what Haku theories are being used. Like a little game.

If you have an ask blog or oc, you can set up an emoji with me so I know who you are without having to reveal your blog. Please do not use someone else's emojis and impersonate them.

This blog functions as multiship and welcomes oc x Canon shipping. Though, if your character has not been interacted with before, or I do not have enough knowledge of them to go off of, we'll assume acquaintances.

Please feel free to ask him anything, no matter how silly! However. If you wish for a full post, please send it to the ask box. Comment questions will be responded to with comments. <3

Rules are subject to change.

Blog ran by @tetraharmonic

I also run @askthehospitalghost !

They/Them, or any pronouns work just fine, please feel free to call me Tetra!

Any messages from the Mun?

《Hey folks! It's me. I'm alive!!! And, oh dear, it's been a while, hasn't it? It'll take some time to catch back up, but, I'll have an explanation for my hiatus up shortly as well.》

《I am officially opening my ask box back up, not just to asks, but also for fanfic requests! Please feel free to request anything Haku related!!》

See you soon!

[askhakukusanagi]

I have a friend who always threatens with 'this friend group is so toxic, I might leave' but now that she did leave, she's trying to evicted me of my own friend group :')

-😮 anon

"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that..."

"Have you tried to talk to them about it? Or, have you addressed the situation with anyone else in the group?"

"It's a hard thing to navigate, I'm sure, but, I do hope this works out for you... it's gotta suck..."

Haku offered a hug, a side smile on his face in effort to provide some reassurance. "I don't want to pry or anything or pushthe bounds of what youre comfortable sharing, so, I'm sorry for not asking too many questions back for you. But, hey, it'll all work out if you keep a good mindset, right? Just one day at a time, one step at a time. Things happen for a reason, either to teach you a lesson or to get you ready for some other thing ahead of you, and you're not a work in progress, you're a success in motion, so if course there'll be some bumps in the road."

"Just focus on what it is that you can control. If you can't change it, it's in the universes hands, so try not to stress too bad. But, if you can fix it? Trust your gut. Intuition is a gift, and we have our emotions for a reason."

"I hope it gets better for you soon, Anon."

《 Sending you all the best, anon!! Hoping you're well!!》

[askhakukusanagi]

My friends calls me the mom friend. Once, they did something that was stupid. I have them a “look” and they called it the “mom is disappointed.”

They keep calling me mom. I’m not a mom friend. All because of a look? Right?

"Well, it's not a bad thing to be the mom friend..."

"It seems to me like you care about your friends, and you want them to be safe. Or reasonable. That too. And sometimes, for that, you just need a sort of look to tell them to get it together."

"I mean, I know you say you aren't a mom friend, but, it's possible to care about people somewhat from a distance, or at least to express that care in other ways than the sort of reassurance a typical mom friend would give. Showing concern or scolding someone when they do something risky is a way of showing you care, even if it's not the usual soft sort of sitting them down to talk out heartaches or making sure they're always eating a meal."

Haku shrugged, smiling softly. "Honestly, I think it's sweet they think of you that way. Even if it's playful, it's still them noticing you are. Whether you take up the title or not, it's kinda nice, isn't it?"

《 I'm so sorry for the wait, anon!! Officially coming off hiatus, so, thank you so much for your patience!》

[askhakukusanagi]

Could you tell us more about your stigma?

《Please note that this is just a theory and a guess from the Mun. Tagging this how I would also tag a theory.》

"Ah, well... it's complicated."

"I'm not really the biggest fan of using my stigma... it feels pretty invasive, I suppose, but, I guess if it comes down to it, I got what I asked for."

"I wanted to be someone average. Someone normal."

"So my demon gave me the ability to take someone's likeness, or just in general, shapeshift."

He didn't need his incantation to use his stigma, his form shifting where he stood. It was very slight, but for demonstrations sake, it seemed as though he had created an eye in the palm of his hand.

His tone lowered, darkened to a conspiratorial whisper. "Tonome are fascinating spirits. It's said they pretend to be holy men and monks, sitting alone in the night to lure a soul to sit with them so that they could feast on the strangers' bones. You can't outrun them either. Their sense of smell is so during, they'll always find you."

"Who knows. Maybe I've been a liar this whole time. Wouldn't that be pretty crazy?"

Haku then laughed, dispelling his stigma.

"Don't worry, I'm just kidding."

"My stigma though, well... if I shift into someone else, it's very costly. Small changes like this are much easier to handle, because they don't require any acting, but... say, if I become Jin, or perhaps even Rui, the longer I stay that way, the more I forget who I am, and try to actually become them."

"And that's setting aside how gross it can be to have to invade someone's personal life like that."

"I prefer to shapeshift into creatures more than anything. Like a fox, zipper croc, or a likedove."

"It kinda makes me laugh a little that the fox robe is so well known for shape-shifting your clothes, when my favorite thing to shift into is a fox."

He then shook his head, a lazy, but slightly off sort of smile over his face. "Marbas is pleased as long as it stays a prey animal, or, well, prey-enough. Better to keep from poking the lion."

He then mumbled something under his breath, almost scoffing. "Especially one that fell from grace."

《Folks, if this ends up being right, I promise that it's just Apollo granting me the gift of prophecy for the fourth time. On God, I am not a dev.》

《I know I'm like, 3 for 3 right now, but I am not a dev, I swear.》

《Sorry for the wait, anon!!》

[askhakukusanagi]

《*Crawling out of the grave*》

《So... I am officially working on coming back! Hooh boy is there a ton of asks pending, but, I'm getting started on them bit by bit.》

《BUT! More Haku content on the way.》

《Haku's ask box is open again!!》

[askhakukusanagi]

Heyyyyy ☺️😍☺️🥰 *giggling blushing twirling hair* haku i need help, i think something’s wrong with my eyes.. I can’t take them off you

"Oh? Here, let me help."

Haku lightly trailed his fingertips across their jaw, until allowing his hand to cup their cheeks. Leaning forward, he admired their eyes deeply, a sly grin over his face. "Mm...I don't see anything wrong with your eyes, princess. Am I missing something, should I look closer?" Haku leaned in just a bit more, then teasingly pulled back.

"I wouldn't stare too long." He winked. "Then, you might run into a problem of the heart. Though I suppose, I might be able to help you with that too."

(Oh my god, I am so sorry for the wait---)

For @ghoulspaw

[askhakukusanagi]

hi haku how have you been lately i hope your doing good sorry i havent been able to stop by lately.

(@investigator-luna)

"Aww, checking in on me? I'm doing good."

"The academy really knows how to keep someone's hands full, huh?" He laughs, but shrugs it off. Haku knows how to easily hide the fact that he hasn't taken the best care of himself lately. Despite his kind words, he's always been a great liar. If only she could see his dorm; the truth would come out and it wasn't pretty. Pages upon pages of school work was left unattended calligraphy ink spilled but given up on before ever being cleaned up, not in anger, but as a sort of joke to himself about the way his night had gone.

But that wasn't a concern for the inspector to worry about. He shouldn't trouble her with the day to day domestic and academic struggles of a vice captain, determined to do well for those around him.

"We're finally starting to see the first leaves change color. Fall is the season of arts, don't you know? So, Hotarubi is rather alive this time of year. It's fun, watching the students get so passionate, and put in so much work for their crafts. It's sort of satisfying, in a way. I think it's nice to hear about people who work for their success for a change. So, it's even better to see them recognized for it."

For @investigator-luna

《FHDOSHFIRH IM SO SORRY, THIS HAS BEEN IN MY ASK BOX FOR LITERAL MONTHS.》

《Me 🤝 Haku》

《Academic Weapon Arc Turned "Oh god there was more paperwork? Oh god why."》

[askhakukusanagi]

-🪻🫖Homura Hayashi

Hello Haku-Sama

How is our new anomaly doll or should I say…Zenji doing?…..

"Hey, keep your voice down a little."

"Zenji doesn't exactly seem to be ready to let the whole world he's here yet. I mean, of course, you, Subaru and I know. But, things get a little complicated. I won't bore you with all the details about this place, so do ya think you can take my word for it and do me a little favor?" He presses his fingers to his lips in a shushing motion, though he grins wide beneath it.

"I haven't honestly seen him in a bit. But I believe he's doing well. I have to give him credit. Despite everything, he's still a very happy man. Nothing seems to ever bother him, at least, not for long. He's taking it all really well, and, honestly, he's been really great about managing how his existence might effect other people."

"Hey, speaking of, Zenji and I were gonna film a new video tonight. He's having trouble getting advice in for the sessions. Do you maybe have anything I could ask him? Doesn't have to be real, of course. You can make something up, doesn't even have to be about you. I think he's starting to catch on that I'm the one giving him all the prompts, and I think it's maybe sort of bumming him out a little bit."

"If not, it's alright. Thanks again, Homura-San."

《Vague answer this time, sorry yall. I don't know if there's a Zenji blog out there》

《Post about why I've also been gone is coming soon. Taking babysteps to ease back into posting.》

[askhakukusanagi]

《Hurricane 2, electric Boogaloo. Will officially be evacuating tomorrow morning, with a 4-6 hour drive ✨️》

《Will end up answering all these questions I've left hanging for so long, and my 20 drafts--- So those will be on the queue soon! <3》

《If class gets canceled the way I'm hoping it is, because, ew, 9am zoom class, oh boy am I going to write. Lol》

《Anywho, dw! I will be safe. To any folks also effected by the storm, good luck! May your phone charge never run out and your wafflehouses stay open.》

[alan-mido]

(( apologies for the silence on my end..... the fucked up and evil hurricane knocked my internet about and they still haven't fixed it yet </3 ))

[alan-mido]

(( it came back this morning :} i'll reply to people and such a little later. yay ))

[askhakukusanagi]

《Wishing you a speedy wifi repair 😭 》

《The hurricane also knocked out my wifi too, still butthurt about it, but, at least class was canceled.》

《Stay safe, Mun!!!》

[kusanagihaku]

haku believes in you!! 💪

[askhakukusanagi]

"I do! Whatever it is you're facing, I know you'll make it through. You're doing a great job. Don't take your mistakes so seriously. Don't you know handmade work is worth more than manufactured perfection? We love those little flaws. Something one of a kind, right?"

"Keep it up, your majesty."

[frostwill]

critical role sentence starters !!!

so… we’ll talk later.

why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?

no. no further.

this is not over. it can’t be.

try not to have too much fun without us.

i have this blink candle. it’s formed from various animals that blink.

it’s so rare that we’re actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything. we might as well try it once and see if we like it.

you know i’m in love with you, right?

you seem… like a person. and that’s great.

those are coins! you’re not making it rain, you’re making it hail!

i’m killing someone, hold please.

your secret is safe with my indifference.

my heart is someone else’s.

do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.

um, i don’t know if it’s the food you made or the fact that we’re going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.

i was all kinds of fucked up a few weeks ago.

you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.

i just want to let you know… i am possibly the worst person you’ve ever met.

i think i kind of hope… not necessarily to hurt you or harm you, but i hope that one day… that you can know just how awful i can be.

you can curse, it’s okay. you killed one of us.

i think i’ve always been in love with the idea of you.

i was only gone for thirty seconds!

i encourage violence.

i can give you the means to protect them.

i do not want to die who i am. i’d like to live long enough to be someone else.

you’re on your own, fuckface.

a volcano is - is nature’s candle!

sometimes people go and they don’t come back.

do you spice?

so we’re going to kill everyone that we see in the next ten seconds.

i don’t want to be here if you’re not.

i told you before. no one kills you but me.

he traded his life!

i don’t have very many things that i care about and i don’t have anything that cares about me.

i’m great! well, not really, but i’m just going to pretend i’m happy so everybody can be okay!

i’ve been in a barrel for an hour. i fell asleep in there!

yes. i heard. it was the only thing i heard.

don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.

i bury my shame.

i should have told you. it’s yours.

forgiveness - that’s the key, isn’t it? it’s the only way to really grow.

your hair’s a mess. sit still.

you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.

you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.

we’re friends, right? are we friends?

i know we don’t always agree and i know i can be unkind, but… you know you’re family, right?

i’ve had a terrible thought. and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts.

take me instead.

we walk towards glory.

that’s mine! that’s mine!

did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me?

please bring him back to me.

you think you care about me?

this was always supposed to happen, wasn’t it?

i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.

if he’s gone i won’t be the same.

i’d watch your moral panic all day, it’s delightful.

in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.

i made a choice. this is my family.

i forgive you. but i cannot let you leave.

please. please. i love him as much as you do.

fix him. fix him!

i like this family. i’d like to keep it.

i want you to know that you are like a brother to me.

talk about my sister again.

it’s been a while since we’ve had one of our depressing chats!

i can’t have you gone. i need you here.

i think we’re very broken people. but i think together we’re much greater than the sum of our parts.

don’t ever fucking do that again.

you didn’t die. but you did! but you didn’t. but you did! and then you didn’t.

i don’t want any of this! i don’t want any of this.

i’ve just had a near death experience and i’m craving some lasagna. 

you know, you’re getting weirder.

you and i are very different.

i’ve killed two of those who’ve wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better. nothing is avenged.

call me “child” one more goddamn time!

if you’re lucky, you die last.

some people have no sense of fucking honor!

i’ll take my clothes off if it’ll inspire us.

thank you for believing in me.

you’ve never done anything for me! never! you’ve never risked anything, you don’t know me!

everyone else believes in you. why shouldn’t you?

how many fingers am i holding up?

what’s the first letter of the alphabet? this you know.

yay! teamwork!

you fucking died!

don’t touch me right now! i’m not - don’t touch me!

i’m going to go get a sandwich.

you had us all very worried.

your reckless impulses will get you killed!

i’m done with gods. they will not help me. perhaps you will. 

this is too fucking much.

come here, you shithead.

it has been an honor.

screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.

you’re the face i saw when murder entered my heart.

i’m undecided about you.

never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.

i’m not leaving him.

you’re a better man than you believe.

feel like making a home here?

you’re an idiot and i’m very proud of you. don’t do that again.

sound off if you’re alive.

it’s not going to work.

[ruadrisresources]

Physical Contact Starters

No explicit NSFW, but some could be interpreted that way. Alter as necessary!

SOFT

“Your hands are so warm.”

“Ah, that feels good…”

“Wait… are you braiding my hair?”

“Is it okay if I lean on you?”

“Just hold me for awhile. Please.”

“You don’t mind me touching you there, right?”

“Oh! I didn’t mean to fall asleep leaning on you.”

“Don’t stop stroking my hair…”

“Be gentle with me.”

“Y’know, I could go for a back rub right now. Just saying.”

“Please… Kiss me, even if it’s just this once.”

“I bet I’m strong enough to pick you up.”

“Can I use your lap as a pillow?”

“Touch me. I don’t care how. I just need to feel something right now…”

“I could kiss you all over.”

“That tickles!”

“Mind washing my back for me?”

“I didn’t know you were the cuddling type.”

“I love how soft your lips are.”

“Don’t get up just yet, I’ll miss having you next to me.”

“No one’s kissed me like that in a long time.”

ROUGH

“Ow! That fucking hurt!”

“Keep talking, and I’ll seriously slap the shit out of you.”

“You stepped on my foot!”

“Did you do that on purpose?”

“Please be more gentle next time…”

“Don’t squeeze so tight!”

“Hey, don’t touch me there. It hurts.”

“Did you just bite me?!”

“Next time I’ll hit you like I mean it.”

“Is that the best you’ve got?”

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you.”

“I’ll make you bleed.”

“You really can’t take a hit, can you?”

“Hey!! What was that for?!”

“Shit, are you crying? I didn’t mean to do it that hard.”

“That stung a little. Go easy on me next time.”

“Don’t tell me you can’t handle a little sparring.”

“You almost knocked me over!”

“I won’t stop until I hear you scream.”

“That’s gonna leave a bruise…”

“You broke my nose!”

[askhakukusanagi]

Hello, Haku-san! I am on a mission of positivity today! I wanted to tell you how much I appreciate everything you do, and just for....being you. The world is a much better place with you in it, thank you for everything! -Ayamekishiwagi, Darkwick Honor Roll 🐭

"Mission of positivity...?"

As the camera pans back to Haku, he's smiling down at his keyboard, hardly able to type. He laughs quietly to himself, and slicks back his hair to briefly hide his face behind his hand. He cannot find the words to express his appreciation for a gesture so small, and yet so unexplainably important to him.

"I think you're mistaken." He said a bit hesitantly, unlike his easy tone. "I think it's better with you in it. I don't shine a light to the positivity you shared."

"But. It really means so much. Thanks for looking out for me, Honor Roll. Especially when you're already doing so much."

"Just make sure you're remembering to live a little. Don't be so serious all the time, take it easy. And, hey, you've always got my shoulder if you need to cry on one."

For the rest of the day, Haku seems a little happier. Not even the rain of Hotarubi breaks his stride, as he remembers playing and splashing in the puddles as a child; such a memory would've been much more bittersweet, without the kindness the Honor Student gave him. His shoulders felt just a little lighter as he went about his day.

《Haku 👏 is 👏 healing 👏 》

《Seriously. He doesn't think he means that much to someone. Enough to be complimented for just being there. It makes him think that maybe he won't hurt someone after all, that maybe he is capable of connections to others that don't fall apart and cause harm.》

[askhakukusanagi]

Hey haku what's your type?? I wanna try to be your type~

"Haha, Got something you want to tell me anon?"

"I don't really think I've got much of a type. I mean have you seen people around here?"

"But, I suppose if I had to choose an ideal partner, they'd be one of two ways."

"The first is someone who's shy, or timid. Someone I could get a real good rise out of. I'd love to see them all flustered and embarrassed, or in cute clothes. Absolutely precious. Someone kind would be very nice. But also someone easy to talk to, banter or not. I'd like to be helpful to them. Or something actually meaningful, beyond just being a Kusanagi, or any of the things I can do. Someone who will listen to what I have to say, and not because of what I am, but who I am."

"As for my second preference? Is preference the right word? I suppose I would also like someone who could keep me on my toes. If they can make me blush....? Ha... Oh man. I'm not sure what I'd do actually. Especially if they can out-tease me. Maybe they'd call me out. It'd be nice, in a weird way, to be seen like an equal enough to actually talk like that. Someone like that might actually be really good for me, who knows. A little backbone could go a long way in fixing me. Haha..."

"Not that I'd ask anyone to do that, really. Setting out to do anything with me is really a bad idea. I'll just go and break their heart or something. Guess that's why we have so much wisteria in Hotarubi; it's a symbol for longing. Probably for something we couldn't, or shouldn't, have."

《Someone please beat Haku up and let him know that he's not just an unwanted heir, and that his life isn't just bound for the servitude of others. He needs to know he's appreciated, and actually worth something to someone, beyond what he can do for them. He's broken so many hearts that he doesn't think he's capable of even coming close to fixing one: his own.》

[askhakukusanagi]

Hello Haku-Sama-🪻🫖Homura

This is Homura from Hotarubi.I have a question to ask.What is your opinion about the honor student?

"Oh, the honor student!"

"She's pretty cute, huh? Zenji isn't too far off, calling her a doll. I'd call her a mouse, but, I've heard she's finding herself much better now, and found a bit of a fighting spirit. Seeing where she'd been when we first met, she's come a long way, don't you think? From the train, to being on the front lines when the flesh-creature thing went nuts... she's got some spirit, don't you think?"

"I think she takes it all too seriously, though. She needs to let loose and live a little. Or, yknow, as much as she can with her curse and Darkwick both looming over her back."

"But, we'll find a way to break the curse, I think. Especially now that the cat's out of the bag."

"I hope she's doing well. I worry about how much stress she is taking on. I've made it known that she can talk to me whenever somethings on her mind, but I think we all know how hard something like that would be to talk about, even if someone offered to listen."

"But, otherwise, don't you think she'd do nice here in Hotarubi? Well, if it's not selfish to ask to keep her around when she's got so much on her plate..."

For @sumarikahomura

《Sorry for such the long wait! Language learning is not my strong suit, so class has kept me very very busy. </3》

[yvknda]

so like... a vibrator?

[askhakukusanagi]

DELULU ON MAIN HAKU POSTING BELOW

Haku clears his throat, looking to see who's watching before rummaging through his pocket.