Ask Hetalia Mexico!

Hola mis amigos! My name is Mexico. Ask me anything! I am willing to answer any questions you throw at me because I am actually brave, Unlike some people. hablo español! (Active since 2012)

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Viva Mexico

Maria Fernandez Carriedo de la Cruz

Askbox always open

((an actual reference sheet for your enjoyment))

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🇲🇽 💖✨

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Mod post:

If anyone is going to Acen and would like a Mexico sticker, LMK

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Tuesday, May 5th

Transcript:

1.

France: My dear Mexico, you know had you simply let me invade and instill a monarchy you wouldn’t have such boring gourmet foods and just think all your problems today would probably have just melted away-

Mexico: Are you trying to piss me off?

2.

France: The yellow filter everyone sees you through would be gone and your breads would finally be good, just think of all the beautiful art that you wouldn’t even know what to do with but of course it would all be attributed to me-

3.

Mexico: Are you sure you want to do this today?

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Murder on Tomodachi Island

Mexico: *Just minding her own business* *waving* Hi hi hi hi Can you guys stop falling down outside you're fucking heavy ~ ♡

My island is a nightmare where Maria can't take 2 fucking steps

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Murder on Tomodachi Island

Mexico: *Just minding her own business* *waving* Hi hi hi hi Can you guys stop falling down outside you're fucking heavy ~ ♡

My island is a nightmare where Maria can't take 2 fucking steps

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Happy Easter

-From Mexico ♡

Bonus sketch from NA Trio~

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MexCan

Running away at mach-speed

Transcript:

2: Mex: Why do you grow distant white boy

Can: I have no idea what you’re talking about Mex.

6: *Broke into Alfred’s house

Ame: Why do you have to use my switch every time?

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MexCan

Running away at mach-speed

Transcript:

2: Mex: Why do you grow distant white boy

Can: I have no idea what you’re talking about Mex.

6: *Broke into Alfred’s house

Ame: Why do you have to use my switch every time?

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((What if for april fools I dumped Mexico ship art out of the blue and then ran away))

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Did you know that I'm region locked out of a lot of Italian content? Because I didn't.

Anyway, bullying the birthday boy for an unrelated reason (don't look at the date)

Transcript:

1: Romano: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?! Mexico: Unblock me, chicken shit. 3: M: There's no way this even hurts- R: LIKE HELL IT DOESN'T ? 4: M: You know I will choke you out, right? R: YOU'RE CRAZY- M: Just unblock me-

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Maria outfit doodles

transcript+ extra:

1: If I get my fucking hands on you-

3: My favorite thing about you is your girlfriend

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Did you know that I'm region locked out of a lot of Italian content? Because I didn't.

Anyway, bullying the birthday boy for an unrelated reason (don't look at the date)

Transcript:

1: Romano: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?! Mexico: Unblock me, chicken shit. 3: M: There's no way this even hurts- R: LIKE HELL IT DOESN'T ? 4: M: You know I will choke you out, right? R: YOU'RE CRAZY- M: Just unblock me-

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Maria outfit doodles

transcript+ extra:

1: If I get my fucking hands on you-

3: My favorite thing about you is your girlfriend

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North America (geographically correct) remake

Carrying the continent on her back per usual

Extra:

CUM TRIO

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North America (geographically correct) remake

Carrying the continent on her back per usual

Extra:

CUM TRIO

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Hypocrisy and complacency

From an old Roleplay

Transcript:

Romano: You’re an idiot. Mexico: This has nothing to do with you- Romano: I have to look at your injury, that’s enough for me- Mexico: It’ll heal in a few hours- Romano: You don’t know that-

M: It hardly even hurts- R: Stop bitching then and let me do this.

R: You’re going to keep getting hurt. Stop trying your luck. M: That's fine. R: No it’s not. I don’t get you- You keep trying to martyr yourself-  M: Did he rename you? R: What? M: Did he name you Lovino. R: No-

M: Then what right do you have? Where do you get off telling me to stop when you have no idea what its like to be completely erased- R: That's not fair- *GRAB* R: Oi!-

M: Just because you’ve given up doesn’t mean I should R: I haven’t given up- M: You’re comfortable Roma- R: Stop fighting me!-

M: You’re Pathetic! You’re okay with someone else being in control so you’ve become a spineless worm. A LAP DOG! M: Just- Leave me ALONE. I’m not some delusional little girl, I don’t need your pity. Just because you’re content doesn’t mean you can drag me down too! I am NOTHING like you.