Ask Hetalia Mexico!

Hola mis amigos! My name is Mexico. Ask me anything! I am willing to answer any questions you throw at me because I am actually brave, Unlike some people. hablo español! (Active since 2012)

[askhetaliamexico]

Viva Mexico

Maria Fernandez Carriedo de la Cruz

Askbox always open

((an actual reference sheet for your enjoyment))

[askhetaliamexico]

Tenochtitlan and little one

Transcript:

1: T: Little one? What are you doing?

M: Teno-!

2: M: You're back! Achtli(brother), did you see the boats?

T: Boats?

M: The big ones!

T: You know no one went fishing today little one-

3: M: No! Achtli theres HUGE boats I've never seen before-

T: You've been out in the sun too long-

M: Teno listen to me-

T: We'll get you some water on the way down-

4: Teno, I know what a boat looks like! But these are different! and they are getting here fast!

5: See, Teno? Boats! We should go say hi!

[askhetaliamexico]

((Do you guys wanna see some of the dumb shit i draw about maria when I can’t focus on work))

[foolilazuli]

The sequel to this post

[askhetaliamexico]

well if you wont root for argentina , will you root for me ? :]

españa

Its been a rough... Month? Month.

Transcript:

Mexico: Gross. Who let you in here? Vete a la chingada, baboso. (Go fuck yourself, Idiot/jackass/fool) Go get hit by a car- come any closer and I will punch you- Just go away-

[askhetaliamexico]

well if you wont root for argentina , will you root for me ? :]

españa

Its been a rough... Month? Month.

Transcript:

Mexico: Gross. Who let you in here? Vete a la chingada, baboso. (Go fuck yourself, Idiot/jackass/fool) Go get hit by a car- come any closer and I will punch you- Just go away-

[askhetaliamexico]

*sighs* we have to root for argentina...

I'm rooting for that stupid abuelo and his stupid tall team. They can't just beat me and NOT win in the end or I'll be PISSED

Transcript:

Ask: "*sighs* we have to root for argentina..." "Do you think argentina is gonna win the whole thing" "guess what... argentina won." "Who's gonna tell her :crying emoji"

*gulp x5*

¡No mames, güey! Who the FUCK do you think I am?

[askhetaliamexico]

how do you feel…after England winning…(I’m crying right now this sucks)

[askhetaliamexico]

Norway is gonna win, right? For Mexico?

LETS GO NORGUEY

[askhetaliamexico]

I’m fine.

Lets go Suiza.

[askhetaliamexico]

Norway is gonna win, right? For Mexico?

LETS GO NORGUEY

[askhetaliamexico]

lukas: would you mind comforting arthur? I actually pitied him.

If he loses then we can pity him but not BEFORE!

Transcript:

Mexico: No mames (You're kidding)- he's a big boy he doesn't need your pity yet.

Norway: Yet...

Mexico: Crush him first. Pity him later.

Arthur: *continues crying*

[askhetaliamexico]

if England beats Norway how will you feel?

When all the options are bad what are you left to do, really?

Transcript:

1: N/A: Spain, Argentina

Bad Option 1: France

Well, Considering my options- I hate England less than those three.

Its best if Suiza wins.

2: You hear that, Old man? If Switzerland loses you better fucking win- I can't watch those guys win-

England: Well I wasn't planning on losing...

[askhetaliamexico]

lukas: would you mind comforting arthur? I actually pitied him.

If he loses then we can pity him but not BEFORE!

Transcript:

Mexico: No mames (You're kidding)- he's a big boy he doesn't need your pity yet.

Norway: Yet...

Mexico: Crush him first. Pity him later.

Arthur: *continues crying*

[keithburgerr]

Hating on how I drew England right now….

also for @askhetaliamexico cuz I promised her fanart and I love her art with my whole heart

[askhetaliamexico]

how do you feel abt Mexico, Canada, and America all loosing in the World Cup?

I'll be okay but England is about to learn how long I can hold a grudge for.

Transcript:

You know- after a few days of being super pissed and sad about it- we got really far! I'm proud of us and I have someone to root for still because I believe in-

REVENGE

Ask: arthur: *crying and begging maria for mercy*

Should have thought about that BEFORE switching out all your offence for defense, fucking abuelo-

[askhetaliamexico]

how do you feel abt Mexico, Canada, and America all loosing in the World Cup?

I'll be okay but England is about to learn how long I can hold a grudge for.

Transcript:

You know- after a few days of being super pissed and sad about it- we got really far! I'm proud of us and I have someone to root for still because I believe in-

REVENGE

Ask: arthur: *crying and begging maria for mercy*

Should have thought about that BEFORE switching out all your offence for defense, fucking abuelo-

[askhetaliamexico]

calm down maria, it's just football!

--- arthur

Its not just football, its life or death. As in you will live or you will die.

M: Now you listen very closely, old man. If Norway doesn’t demolish you and you go to the end with Spain and you LOSE. I will hunt you for sport. I will replace your water for salsa. I will make it my personal mission to make you uncomfortable.

E: Maria- please-

[kisskisscantfallinlove]

but he was rooting for her :(

[opossumofdoom]

"I want to root for Tonio but I don't want to upset Maria..." -Feli probably