From B.C.E To C.E!

Hey everyone, welcome to our blog! Here, you can ask anything to the Ancients of Hetalia. There're so many nations and empires you can ask from, and the questions are limitless! From Rome to China, from Britannia to even Carthage, ask away! We'll also be posting some of our headcanons of the ancients, hope you enjoy ^^! Here is the link to my art blog! Art Blog

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China: who are we meeting again?

Ancient Greece: Egypt. She says that she have seen you running around, stressed. Now she wants to meet you in person.

Rome: you’re gonna love her! She’s super pretty, super cute, super smart, super gold, and she can be scary if she doesn’t like you!

China: gold?? A-And scary?? Um… maybe I shouldn’t…

Rome: anyways, she’s super pretty- oh, here she comes.

Ancient Egypt: hey, everyo-…

China: h-hello there, my name is China-

Ancient Egypt: you’re supper cute!

China: *blushing* E-Eh??

Rome: what! no fair! I want to be called cute by Egypt!

Ancient Greece: … is C-China cuter than me…?

[askhetaliancients]

How would Ancient Greece and Rome's relationship be described? Is it true that Rome had a crush on her since he was just a kid? What were her feelings about this? (Dying to know)

Rome: yes! True! True! People may think that she’s just one of the many beautiful women I flirt with, but it’s more than that. I really do admire and respect Greece~ Her history, culture, intelligence, philosophy, military, strength, and just everything about her! I respect all the women I’ve been with, but Greece... she’s special! I just love being with her~!

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Kiev Rus: Are you more close to Byzantine or Scandia?

Kiev Rus: Mister Byzantine, of course~~~~

Byzantine: and thank you for always being by my side, Ruthenia. 

Kiev Rus: o-of course~!

Scandia: *shouting* GET A ROOM!

Kiev Rus: *throws a shoe at him* FUCK OFF!

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Question, what do you think of Brittanica's kids? (Ireland [She,my oc, counts even though she's not canon}, Scotland, Wales, England, North Ireland, Sealand.

China: A. HEADACHE.

Rome: they scare Italy and Romano half the time.

Germania: cute… but England’s the cutest.

Aestii: they’re… something…

Scandia: Scotland is tons of fun! He’s a good lad!

Gaul: I think there’s a love-hate relationship between all of the British Isles kids towards France… but not Sealand, of course.

Ancient Greece: I think they seem really close to one another.

Carthage: in what way???

Ancient Egypt: in a weird yet family-like way… I think.

Britannia: well! I think they’re perfect!! M-Most of the time!

[askhetaliancients]

If you were to describe your children in one word what would it be?

Britannia: loud.

Rome: clingy

Ancient Greece: cute.

Ancient Egypt: soft

Gaul: … sparkly?

Kiev Rus: precious~~

Carthage: tiny

Iberia: happiness~

Aestii: huggable~!

Scandia: adventurous!

Germania: fussy.

Ancient Greece: fussy?

Germania: you don’t want to know how loud Prussia can be if his favourite blanket has a crease. A. Single. Crease.  

[askhetaliancients]

Who is each ancients favorite child?

Denial Squad

Britannia: *sweats nervously*

Rome: um… haha… um…

Iberia: ummm- oh, look at that butterfly

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Blunt Answer Squad

Aestii: he’s not my child, but Lithuania keeps everyone in check~

Scandia: Sve!!!

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The Lucky-I-Have-Only-One-Child Squad

Carthage, Ancient Egypt, Ancient Greece: I only have one, so it’s not a big deal.

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The Guy Who-Will-Kill-You-If-You-Ask -That-Question-Again

Germania: *intense staring*

[askhetaliancients]

How many Ancients are there on this blog and what are their names?

Admin: there are A LOT of ancients you could ask questions to in this blog! It’s going to take a loonnggg time if everyone introduces themselves, so I’m just going to list them out, if that’s okay? Oh, and in brackets are their gender in this blog!

Main Ancients: China (m), Rome (m), Ancient Greece (f), Ancient Egypt (f), Carthage (m), Germania (m), Gaul (m), Iberia (m), Britannia (f), Aestii (f), Scandia (m)

Eurasia Region: Anatolia (f), Pontus (f), Phoenicia (f), Persia (m), Mesopotamia (m), Byzantine (m)

European Region: Belgae (f), Frisii (m), Kiev Rus (f), Dacia (m), Magyar (m), Ilyria (f)

East Asia: Silla (f), Goguryeo (m), Baekje (m)

Mesoamerica: Inca (m), Aztec (m), Maya (m), really ancient - Olmec (f)

[askhetaliancients]

Lmao I took a trip to DC once and the hotels wifi was really bad so I drew persia the entire time and I've been in love with him ever since. (I don't know why I drew persia specifically but it was fun I guess)

Persia: I like that! “When in America, draw Persia!”

Rome: Hey! That’s my proverb!

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I’m Sorry :(

Hi guys! I really don’t know what to say except: I’m very sorry for the extremely long and seemingly never-ending hiatus!!! I’ so, so, so sorry for this! I know some of you have been following my ‘inaccurateaphquotes’ blog and have been wondering why I’m neglecting this one. In all honesty, I don’t have one concrete answer for this, but it mainly have something to do with University. I’ve been working soo hard, and since this is my last year of uni, I’ve been placing hiatus to a lot of social media lately. It’s been really stressful, hence why I couldn’t keep up with the questions in this blog. Because of university and other external problems I have been having, I saw this blog as a burden rather than a part-time joy to my life. Thus, I stopped it for a while because I didn’t want to force myself to post. I wanted to post for fun and also to make you guys happy. I’m very sorry about this! 

I will continue posting and answering in this blog, but I will warn you ahead of time, due to my horrible sleeping patterns and work in University, I won’t be able to answer and post regularly. I will close the message box tomorrow so I can start reading and trying to answer some old ones. 

I am forever thankful for all your support and kindness throughout my hiatus!! I really do not deserve such wonderful followers! I truly am grateful <3

Again, I am very sorry about this :( I hope you guys can forgive me and continue supporting my blogs :( 

[askhetaliancients]

I had a dream awhile ago where Rome was in a world meeting and Persia kept throwing wads of paper at him while China explained what its like to be a sugar daddy and America kept making fun of China and Persia for being old

China: ... dreams are super weird... I don’t recommend you drink or eat anything before you sleep!

Rome: a world meeting with America, huh? That would be really interesting. 

Persia: yeah, considering the world back then was just Europe, Africa, and Asia. 

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Byz & Turkey were never married bc isn't marriage between two countries merging/sharing land together? Byz and PERSIA were married, then

Persia: I wasn’t married to Byzantine. Firstly, Rome will kill my ass. Secondly, Anatolia will get super depressed... for some reason... and then Pontus will kill my ass. 

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This one is for the awesome Scandinavia! What's your opinion on the Marvel movies and the way they portray your Gods? You gotta admit, Tom Hiddleston is pretty great at Loki!

Scandia: yeah, all the actors and actresses were amazing in those movies! They did a really good job... haha... yeah... I do understand that this is only a movie that’s based on many best-selling and world-renowned comics, but... the way they portray certain Gods and Goddesses of the Norse religion is... a bit offensive. I’m not saying that I hate Marvel now, but a lot of people, especially those living up north in the Scandinavian area, they still believe in the Gods and Goddesses that you would call ‘myths’. And Hela shouldn’t be Loki’s and Thor’s sister, but Loki’s daughter, as stated in the religion. And Odin can’t really die... neither can Freya... and finally, Asgard shouldn’t be set in space. That... that was the weirdest one for me. I do understand though that this is based on fiction and comics, and in no way shape or form these movies are poking fun of the Norse religion, it’s just that... if it wasn’t a culture from Europe, but rather a culture and religion from Asia or Africa, would this movie still be given the praise that it has? Plus, why are there so many English people? 

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Sooooo... Are you guys still alive or what? It's been a while since you posted anything here. What are your thoughts on Eurovision this year? Btw, I have just been accepted on College.

(Admin: OMG CONGRATULATIONS!! Sorry if this was late,  but I hope that you have the best times in College and best of luck to your studies!!) 

Ancient Egypt: I liked Cyprus’s! It was fun to dance to. 

Rome: MY BOYS CAME CLOSE TO WINNING AGAIN!!! I hope they win next year!!!

Germania: they all did their best... my family, that is. 

Britannia: uggghhhh, England, I wish you were in the top ten... 

Gaul: ha, that’s never gonna happen. Even though France came 17th in Eurovision, MY BOY WON THE WORLD CUP YESSSSSSS!!!!

Scandia: Den came fourth!!!

Ancient Greece: Isreal won and did a really good job. The performance was nice. 

China: I don’t care what you guys say, but Eurovision will always be weird in this side of the world... 

[askhetaliancients]

So if all of your kids have a crush on China do you all approve? (Not just Russia because I've seen a lot more than that)

China: W-W-W-What kind of question is this-

Britannia: well... isn’t China... um... you know...

Rome: yeah, it’ll be awkward but... you can’t say no to true love.

Ancient Greece: I wouldn’t object to emotions, but China’s... 

Ancient Egypt: yeah...

Germania: China’s...

China: what? What is it?? I’m what??

Everyone: China’s too old. 

China: EXCUSE ME!! 

[askhetaliancients]

Who is the best dancer?

Everyone: Egypt and Persia. 

Ancient Greece: no one can compete against them. 

China: their level of dancing compared to everyone’s is indisputable. 

Ancient Egypt and Persia: *fist bump* 

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What would the ancients do if their children found their soulmate at a young age but kept refusing to listen to their feelings

Germania: *deep sigh* don’t follow me, kids. It’s exhausting if you suppress something that can set you free. 

Rome: did you mean “what id Italy found his soulmate at a young age”? In that sense, I would let faith do its work... and tweak a bit~ 

Gaul: not listening to feelings... that’s hard! I don’t know what I would do, but it would definitely be something that involves shouting and letting your emotions free!

Britannia: hmmmm... I don’t know, I’m a pretty open person, but my kids... they need to find someone nice to open-up to~ Friends are always there for them~

Ancient Greece: I would tell him to question the meaning of ‘love’ and ‘emotions’. It’ll get his brain working hard before questioning his love for the person. Sometimes, questioning everything helps simplify things. 

Ancient Egypt: I would say he should just say it. It’s better than regrets. 

Iberia: hmmm... well, it takes time, and it depends on the person’s mental and emotional strength... but I’ll keep helping them every step of the way~

Scandia: talk to yourself a lot. It really helps get to know yourself better!

Aestii: i think... find someone that would listen to you first and then ask them to help you with it. You’re not bothering anyone when asking for help~ 

[askhetaliancients]

Hey Rome!Would you rather kiss (Ancient) Greece or (Ancient) Egypt?

Rome: ... it’s an option? Hmmm... I do love Greece, but I would like to kiss Egypt though... hmmm, this is hard! Oh, I know! *walks up to Greece and Egypt* heya, guys, I got this question and it asked me which one of you two would I rather kiss, and I can’t seem to decide, haha! So, which one of you would rather get a kiss from me?

Ancient Greece and Ancient Egypt: *looks at each other* *gets up* *walks to Rome*

Rome: hm? what’s wrong? D-did I do something wrong-

Ancient Greece and Ancient Egypt: *kisses Rome's cheeks* 

Ancient Greece: there, was that too hard?

Ancient Egypt: oh wow, he’s melting. 

Rome: wowwww....