T R A S H

Imagines, reactions, headcanons, 1p, 2p, nyo, anything hetalia is here.

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[squided]

this is from an era long passed

[valkyrie-wrath-deactivated20190]

This post is iconic.

[lowlife-libertarian-deactivated]

old shit

[lupinlu]

concept. all the nyo nordics, but theyre butch lesbians.

[whitecloud-ale]

[jollynagito]

“USA”

[the-beautiful-world]

Prussia, baby.

[become-one-russia-deactivated20]

//USA, sorry russia…//

[what-is-inside-and-outside]

Austria, HELL YEA PEASANTS!

[kratoast-aurion]

Greece :D

[najikasun]

OMFG SPAIN YES

YESYESYES

[aphmoldova-deactivated20151110]

POLAND, BITCHES.

[adopt-me-all-might]

you have no idea how happy this makes me he is the 1 character i am COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH

[spainsasscheeks]

 north italy~~

[aciarro-moved-blog]

Netherlands, fuck yes.

[gohankin2958904385038950-blog]

canada ahem ahem

[hetare-nee]

USA. huhuahuwha

[starxid]

Germany -w- I got the doitsu

[hexlockspear]

I GOT RUSSIA :D

[harleyquinnologycosplay-blog]

I got North Italy…I ate pasta today for lunch

IS THERE SOMETHING YOU’RE TRYING TO TELL ME MR. CLICK AND DRAG???

HUH?!!

[iceice-baeby]

Switzerland!

Okay dude, listen, I love you, but you hate me okay?

Edit: SECOND WAS ACTUALLY ICELAND ARE YOU KIDDING ME)

[burr-ito]

@ask-bulgariq here u go kiddo

[burr-ito]

25.8.2017–14,5. 2016.

[transiconlink]

My Blog's Been Kinda Empty

Reblog/Like if you post…

Supernatural

Hetalia

Attack on Titan

Free!

Gerita

FrUK

Spamano

My Chemical Romance

Homestuck

Sword Art Online

Soul Eater

Harry Potter

Amebel

PewDiePie

Smosh

Adventure Time

Disney

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared

Fairy Tail

Angel Beats

JeanMarco

Just random funny shit

Jelsa

Marvel

I’ll check out your blog! Thanks!

[niggasandcomputers]

This blog is 97% mobile and I want every one to know that

[cyniquedapollon]

Anyway hit that MF reblog button if you too would die for Aph America

[mioxenoblade]

I know ya’ll are brave and think you can handle anything, but just block twerfs and anti sjs and that kind of ilk. Yeah, it’s fun to make fun of them for a bit, but the bigotry eventually eats away at you.

“But I live for drama! >:3” no you don’t hun. Just block them. Please. For the sake of your health.

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

This has been something that’s been very hard for me to learn but it’s true. I’ve always thought I could deal with terfs but bit by bit it’s eroded at me over time to the point where it’s made my internalized transphobia much much worse

[disneydatass]

I thought I should share this…(x)

[crimepit-deactivated20200606]

so im sure at least some of yall have seen this lil post of mine floating around with its various commentaries added on

looking through the notes, i noticed a lot of people (including my own mutuals) commented things like “yeah this is ok for kids but its weird for adults” and i honestly think that theyre missing the original point of my post

EVERYONE, no matter the age, is allowed to have fun, so long as they arent hurting anyone. it doesnt matter if its a 12-year-old or a 26-year-old with a rainbow sparkly alicorn oc, if it aint hurting anyone, its fucking fine.

dont squander creativity in ANYONE, regardless of age. in fact, end cringe culture entirely.

[asking-hetalia-central]

RusAme CIA AU Adventures

*the two go on vacation only to get a call saying that they have to kill someone at the resort they're staying at*

Ivan: So who do we have to kill?

Alfred: The outdoor activities director

Ivan: Aw but he has such a sweet smile.. *pouts*

Ivan: *picks up gun and looks at it*

Ivan: I'm going to shoot him in the face *smiles cutely*

Alfred: ......

[smashbike]

when stylists say “youll look bad with your hair short” they dont mean youll look bad they mean you wont look traditionally feminine and therefore youll look bad. its irrelevant how bad or good you actually look.

[smashbike]

think about this: most men in western society have short hair. do people ever say to these men, “no your face shape won’t work with this haircut.” no; because every face shape works with short hair.

[keenadri]

just took a scroll through your blog and i love your art!! may i request nyo russia or nyo america?

a gardener!nyo!russia for ur soul

(also thank you!! flattery will get you everywhere lmao)

[thetntsketch]

Portugal Week Day 2 - Co-Operation

CHECK OUT MY DAY 3 (IT DOESN’T APPEAR IN THE TAGS FOR SOME REASON)

This time, I didn’t know what to do, but then I read the @d-joana-a-shippadora fanfic (here, pls take a look!) and I decided to do a fanart of it, that’s a real co-operation right here! 

PS: About Portugal’s hair, there is a headcanon out there that Portugal had short hair during the Estado Novo dictatorship (the story happens in that period of time), and because I think that’s true, I decided to go along with it!

AND PLEASE take a look in my day 3, it doesn’t appear in the tags for some supernatural reason (x)

[alwaysbewoke]

[retrogaydad-deactivated20190324]

Riley J. Dennis is honestly a gem

[lord-armitage]

I know terfs are 110% bullshit but this argument is just so ignorant and, as with most terf arguments, it’s something that they’ve just made up in their heads. 

I’m a cis lesbian who’s dated quite a few trans women, and the terf rhetoric that trans women are only “pretending” to be women to trick lesbians into have sex with a penis is just laughably ridiculous. Every single trans women has always been very upfront about how they were not afab and very accommodating. It’s always been “hey, just so you know I’m a pre-opt trans women, if that makes you feel uncomfortable then just let me know” 

It’s only terfs and conservatives who are manically obsessed about a woman’s genitalia